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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:07am On Jan 29, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by hustleranthem(m): 10:08am On Jan 29, 2018|
Op abeg no vex say I won derail but I get iphone 7s to sell for warri..in case u get any buyer to connect with me with..128gb and d price is 200k..
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:12am On Jan 29, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:39am On Jan 29, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:25pm On Jan 29, 2018|
The driver drove on as we continued our journey smoothly till we encountered hold-up close to Western Delta University, some SARS official were doing Stop-and-Search not minding the hold-up in the road, they were carrying out their duty na, abi.
(na dem even cause the hold up o)
They held some boys, about 4 of them due to their rough mode of dressing and they carried dreads and were on a brand new Venza
( e don be for dem! Unless na their money go rescue dem).
When they got to our bus, they didn't bother searching, they just allowed us to go and the driver fired the car like he was competing in Asphalt 5
(he just dey form fast and furious for us dat day)
We got to Otefe and i came down in Genesis junction, bike was scarce too so i had to stroll to my brother's(relation) place to give him his National ID he forgot at home.
When i got to his lodge they carried DJ who was doing a very bad job, his mixing game was nothing to write home about.
(i vex for the Dj ehn)
I just go observe the guy, he wear cap put headphone for ear dey form DJ Spinall, i just look the man shake my head before i go dive bed, i need relax my head after the journey na,
(shey you understand?).
I was about to sleep off when my broher came inside the houx.
To be continued.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2018|
In Dj Khaled's voice, another one! I'm on my way to PH city, we left the park at 01:06pm.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by ceecane2(m): 2:47pm On Jan 29, 2018|
U rily had fun
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 2:50pm On Jan 29, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:That's cool.guess u had alot of fun! I'm back
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:58pm On Jan 29, 2018|
Ikdbabie:Wecome back, baby.
Just go n v a cold bath, eat n sleep so that you will refreshed, ok.
Check the previous page, you'll see meekest's pic.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:02pm On Jan 29, 2018|
ceecane2:Yes o cos, Oluwa is involved. *smiles
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 3:20pm On Jan 29, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:Thanks dear, will do that. I have seen them already. Bt @ meekest you slim o.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:39pm On Jan 29, 2018|
Pheeww! PH at last.
I lost count of the number of times police stopped us o, awish nor be the female soldier wey dey our bus ehn, we for stil dey road by now.
Currently at Uniport school gate,
body need rest for now.
(Shey you understand)
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:12pm On Jan 29, 2018|
I'm in Genesis Restaurant close to Uniport now, if you'r around Choba, holla me.
Lets share a bottle of happiness(coke). Lol
Offer valid while time lasts.
Its a time limited offer though.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 7:56pm On Jan 29, 2018|
Thank God for the journey mercy.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:31pm On Jan 29, 2018|
meneski:Yess o, na Baba God get power o.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by iriferi(m): 7:55am On Jan 30, 2018|
Person no fit just spy with style for this country again. My village people everywhere, Oshare you dey try. I read it all.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:22am On Jan 30, 2018|
iriferi:Lol.. You go hear word
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:35am On Jan 31, 2018|
" how you dey na, e don tey wey you enta?" my cousin asked me came as he came inside.
'e don tey small sha, i try holla @ you say i don fall-in but network na cast, you know as e dey go na, hwfa, wetin dey sup,' i asked him.
"nothing much o, i for don comot o, but na you i dey use style dey wait for since, you bring my National ID card for me abi?" he asked me while i nodded and gave it to him before he went outside.
He came back 10mins later with a big plate of rice n chicken, he gave it to me while he notified me that a friend of mine Goodluck asked after me, that he is outside waiting for me.
I kept the food in the kitchen, and went outside the lodge to meet my friend.
Immeduately i stepped outside, Goodluck embraced me.
I don't have much friends in school and he was among the selected few friends i got while in school, we rolled and do things inside and outside school.
* i don't have much friends but, i value the few friends i got, my circle is very small, but we are big together like that.
There's a very big difference between Friends and Acquintances, most people don't seem to understand this fact.
(topic for another day)
We got talking and we went inside his lodge when a girl brought a plate of fried rice, salad n chicken for us.
"Efe, how e dey be na, so you even dey the school sef and you nor fit alert me abi, na your broda wey i see just now, na im tell me say you dey around, wetin dey play na?" he said as we sat down.
'i just dey enta so o, and beside your number wey i get no dey go again, i just fall in base on some of my people dey Matric today and i nor know say you go dey around' i replied as we shook hands again.
(i really missed dat my guy ehn)
'na your new signing be that?, dis boy you nor wan retire o, as you wan break King Solomon record so, wehdone sir!' i said as we laughed.
"na babes dey make the life dey sweet na, abi you nor know?" he asked me,
' i nor know o, you want to corrupt me abi?' i replied him while i laughed.
" you nor well, nor let thunder fire you there o, why you go say i wan corrupt you? dem stil dey corrupt Virus?" he asked me while laughing.
*anytime i'm with my real guy(s) or anyone i like, theres never a dull moment.
To be continued
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:38am On Jan 31, 2018|
' me virus? Do you know i can sue you for dafamation of character? Whats that? Ogbeni if i sue you ehn, you go pay money tire o. Brodaly, nor make me vex for you o' i replied him as we continued laughing.
"don't be offended sir, i nor go try am again, oya make me chow the food now o, as e dey hot o" he said while he handed me a spoon.
'guy, i nor wan chow o, i dey well' i replied him because i left a plate of food i was about to eat before i came to meet him but, my guy won't take any of that.
" which kine talk be dat? You must chop with me o, e don tey wey eat together na, wetin dey worry you sef" he said as he began to eat.
(shebi i must eat, no wahala na)
" if ona plan me com ehn, e nor go work o, today na rice carnival? See as rice full everywhere, no mata sha, i go chop o" i said as i served my first spoon.
As we were eating, my brother(cousin) came to meet us with a plate of jollof rice and fried meat in his hand.
' you wan eat rice die? you better dey chop o, cos after today(Matric), you nor go see rice chop for your life again o' i said and we all laughed.
" you no well! Lol, make we do collabo joor, make i give ona small jollof rice, then ona go give me fried rice and salad" he suggested.
"if rice nor kill you today, e nor go fit kill you again o, wen your belle go run you later ehn, you go catch winch!" i said as he took my spoon from me, as he served a portion from our plate of rice and refilled the portion he served from with his jollof rice.
We where outside and our little drama attracted some on-lookers and passers-by as they laughed and stared at us like,which kine people be dis.
While we were eating, Goodluck
I took like 5 more spoons of rice, dropped my spoon and took a meat from the plate.
"guy you don chop finish just now? Nor try am o, na who you dey leave dis mountain of rice for?" Goodluck asked me while i laughed and stood up.
'shebi you say i must eat, ehen, i yaff chop na, abi you nor see am' i replied him while i opened a chilled can-malt.
After we finished eating, the girl that brought the food came and cleared the plate, while we gisted a bit before the girl started saying she wants to leave now blah blah blah.
Goodluck winked at me and i understood and i laughed before i said, bahd baddo baddest! And we laughed before i excused myself and went back to brother's house to continue my sleep.
Immediately i got to the lodge, i discovered that the DJ has upped his game a bit by playing some of naija hip hop of those days, the songs brought back some memories as i smiled before i slept off.
I woke up around some minutes to 6pm, guess you already know i was stressed up from the day's journey.
I got a call from another of my paddy whose girlfriend was Matriculating that day also, i gave him my location and he came to meet me some minutes later.
We gisted and sipped some for some time before we decided to hit De Legit(Hotel).
I called some of my Gs to turn up at Legit, so we can do our little get together n chill with those matriculating.
My friend's girlfriend who was matriculating came along with some fine chicks.
When i say chick, i nor mean fowl pikin o, i mean fine babes. Lol.
We located a space but i decided to look for another spot due to my personal reasons.
They followed me as we took more chairs and a table to merge with the one at my new found spot.
Everyone took their orders ranging from Black Bullets, Smirnof ice, Heniekens, Star Raglers, Coke, Satzen brau and so on.
As the drinks came in, Bar-BQs n Pepper meats followed.
There was a Matric show on the hotel that day as we gisted and laughed over the jokes of several comedian from the school like li2 Sms, Esquire and some other MCs.
We were just having fun in our own little way when i checked in on Nairaland and replied Tobitrueman's mention to meet me up there.
While the show was going on, i don't know what exactly happened but i saw some group of boys chasing a boy out of the hotel, and some other group of boys, the boy that was chased group came to his rescue, and fight broke out.
The army men in the hotel came to the rescue but the boys proved stubborn.
The whole place got rowdy as people were running in different directions for safety.
I was just watching and sipping from my bottle of Heneiken as i observed, some of the girls and guys in our table ran out and i laughed at them.
I wasn't bothered cos i decided we sit on the spot i located incase of scenarios like dis, we sat close to the fence, and there was a table close to the fence.
( shey you understand?)
Incase you don't understand,
Rule number 1: Never let your guard down, always be at alert and be prepared for the worse.
I chosed that spot cos the table that was by the side of the fence would make it easier to jump over the barb-wire fence incase the need arises.
While the people were running, we heard sound of 2 gun shots and the whole place got extra rowdy.
To be continued
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:00pm On Jan 31, 2018|
Where are my people?
Where ona dey dey?
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 12:41pm On Jan 31, 2018|
Always here bro... No transfer for me. Correct guy,this is what i call calculate and leap.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:25pm On Jan 31, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 2:59pm On Jan 31, 2018|
Damibiz gat ur back.....i love that rule no 1......na so me too display my skill like dat for gwagwalada....back in the dayz...
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:21pm On Jan 31, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:54am On Feb 01, 2018|
A very Good morning!
A very Blissful New Month to you all!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:09am On Feb 01, 2018|
While the whole place was rowdy, the MC continued his thing on the ring because, the army has already gone to put the place in order.
Me and my guys that remained on our table were laughing and discussing when Tobitrueman call came in, the call ended before i could answer (network issues), i told my guys about Tobi and that he would be joining us anytime.
When i saw his call, i guessed he was around so, i excused myself from my guys and went outside.
On my way to the gate, i saw a boy that was being drilled by 2 soldier men inside the hotel while some people gathered around watching the boy been dealt with. when i saw the boy, that D'banj's song (Scape goat) played in my mind.
'You neva see anything' i said while i looked at the boy as i walked outside to look for Tobi.
When i got outside, the whole place was crowded, some group of boys were running towards the hotel with anger written all over their faces.
"if dem nor release that our guy ehn,we go scatter dis place today" one of the boys said while pulling off his shirt.
'who wan die nor dey get sense o, why you wan allow devil play with your destiny?' i asked the boy in my mind.
"we need reinforcement! Some bastards needs to be taken care of here" i heard one army said over the phone while calling for back up.
It is a ghen-ghen something(ask Orezi).
I tried looking at the faces to see if i would spot anyone that looks like Tobi, even if i hadn't met him before, his NL's DP already gave me a clue of how he looks like, so my search was mainly reduced to guys with side beards. So i was searching for the team beard gang dem to identify one of their member.
I tried to call him while i was scanning faces with my eyed but, the network was really congested that day, the call didn't go through.
I sighted one guy that looked like him but i wasn't sure, so i decided to turn back and search from the other side when he walked up to me.
(i talk am, my instinct nor dey lie!)
When we met, we shook hands and embraced eachother like we were lost but found brothers.
"good evening, sir! I'm happy to meet you sir!" Tobi hailed and i turned by back to see who he was greeting but i when i turned, everyone i saw was minding their business.
' dis boy well so? who con be the sir wey he dey happy to see so?' i asked in my mind.
We shook hands again, and he called repeated the same words again, addressing me as sir and laughed out loud (L'ed O L abi) lol
'bros nor dey do like dat, why you wan set me up na, if you see sir, you nor dey know am? Abeg o, i be your boy o' i replied him while i laughed.
Why Tobi go dey call small boy like me sir? For what? Nor be set up be dat one? Lol.
We talked and we went back inside to meet my guys, and wen we got to our table, 'guy, meet my brothers, my brothers meet my guy, Tobi' i said as i made introduction.
Its a guy meet guys something, and i have told them about Tobi prior to his coming.
Tobi and one of my friends there were even coursemates/guys, so they got talking and we all blended well.
(abeg, guys life too sweet jare)
Tobi said he must buy me something to drink, i told him i was ok cos the food i ate that afternoon plus the malt i drank plus the Heneiken i drank n many many meats n bar-BQ i ate got me filled up but, Tobi insisted he must buy me something despite seeing the evidence of empty cans, bottles n bones we had consumed before he came.
'ok, make e for no be like say i reject your drink for the first time, oya do me one bottle of Heneiken, make e for no loss' i told Tobi and he smiled before he went to the Hotel's bartender to get his order.
He came back with a bottle Heneiken for me and 2 Cans of Black Bullet for himself and one of my guys who was on his 5th Can before he came.
That day ehn, black bullet and pepper meats and suya cried on our table but, i only took 2 bottles of Heneiken cos i was filled up, i only focused on meats(pepper meat n suya) and fried peppered-yam.
Some guys and babes that ran when away that time the army shot, came back and we continued our talks, laughs and all dat before Tobi left.
I called one of my favorites female friend in school, she asked where i was, i told her i was at Legit, she almost got angry with me cos i didn't tell her i was around, i told her it was network ish and i wanted to suprise her.
She came around some minutes later though, i introduced her my other friends there before we started our conversation. She is cool company, everyone at the table were paired, before some girls went home to put on their shoes for Las Vegas (Club) (#TGIF Something)
When it was some minutes to 11pm, i excused myself and left with her, my guys complained about my leaving, 'ona nor go understand' i told them as i left with her.
I didn't go clubbing dat night, don't look at me like that, we left the hotel/club for "One Night With The King" LFC something!
Please o, how can i transfer money from my mind to my bank
I need your answers please.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 12:20pm On Feb 01, 2018|
Nice update...we gat ur back oh
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2018|
I concluded that matric day story, i skipped some parts which i might add later.
The female friend i invited over to Legit was the one i mentioned earlier that her mom brought food and drinks for her younger sister who was matriculating that day but, her mom took the stuffs back home cos she couldn't call her or her sister that she was in school due to network congestion that day coupled with the fact that she didn't know their hostel.
From next update, i'll continue from where we stopped in the main story.
elyna, supermccoy, iamPopular n pemoney, i sight you!
My days in PH has been cool, i might open another thread for this story though,
their leaf n perewinkle soup, Uniport guys n babes matas, some people n situations i have encountered here and all that.
My days are like movies.
I will always rep myself n Delta State(Warri n Ugh), anywhere i go (ask Mtn).
I can't pretend to be what i'm not in this life na, E nor go work!
I can't be the fake version of someone else, never!
*it pays to be real you know.
I need your answers please,
How can i transfer the money in my mind to my bank account?
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meekest(m): 3:35pm On Feb 01, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by IamPopular(m): 3:38pm On Feb 01, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:thanks for the mention...
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meekest(m): 3:46pm On Feb 01, 2018|
very easy just send me 2k airtime and i go tell u d procedure
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:42pm On Feb 01, 2018|
meekest:Baddest! Nor worry, tell just me.
If i don transfer am, i go send you airtime of 10k plus extra 200k for your account make you take follow up.
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