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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by ceecane2(m): 9:33pm On Feb 07, 2018|
Were ur 1st lady go? Guy as usual ur tori dey make brain. More mb to ur fone
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meekest(m): 8:05am On Feb 08, 2018|
present sir i dy ur back
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:45am On Feb 08, 2018|
meneski:Correct guy! *thumbs up
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:00am On Feb 08, 2018|
favch:What colour are you talking about?
As for biscuits, na dat one i tey start the G4 ministry. Lol
I used to add Speedy biscuit and Coconut biscuit to my G4 formation back in the days.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:02am On Feb 08, 2018|
ceecane2:First lady dey tidy 1 or 2 matas for now.
I hail o!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:04am On Feb 08, 2018|
meekest:Oga boss, i hail o.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 1:29pm On Feb 08, 2018|
bournvita and milk as colour
I mix different biscuits as far as d biscuit sweet
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 6:39pm On Feb 08, 2018|
*in Falz's voice* WELDON SAH
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:41pm On Feb 08, 2018|
Tobitrueman:Baddest Tobi! Confirm G, i greet you specially.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 10:59pm On Feb 08, 2018|
My fellow brodas n sistas in a mata of one hour n sum minit, i go knack anoda year... So as of know if u call me accurate time keeper. I go ansa.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 5:25am On Feb 09, 2018|
Happy born day man.
"As the Sun is made to light the sky
And the pretty moon for the night"
Na so blessings, joy happiness, favor and all the good things of life go dey follow you o
As person shadow nor fit waka leave am, na so your bank account nor go empty
Happy birthday Meneski, enjoy yourself!!!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:58am On Feb 09, 2018|
On this day, many years ago,
In a time of crisis, where talented people and super humans were going on extinction, men and women cried, begging God to increase the number of Genius in the earth and He answered them.
God gave earth a talented being in form of human, and his name is......................... Meneski!
HBD! Don Meneski, i wish you Long Life n Plenty Money.
if i tell you say you be paddy ehn, i mean am kpuff(die), i nor know if i for fit continue this story awish you no ginger and encourage me, my 2ic(2nd in Command), na man you be o!
On this your Bday ehn, make everytin wey you heart need reach your hand.
Na your day today, Flex!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 2:54pm On Feb 09, 2018|
Meme teken.....happy birthday man,wishing u more Punna to ur d**k nd every other thing u wish urself.,
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:35pm On Feb 09, 2018|
This update is dedicated to meneski (Bday boy!).
After much much, i re-arranged the house, locked the gate and went to the store outside the lodge to get a snack.
It was not that i was hungry, i just felt like chewing something, i didn't want to chew gum so i opted for peanut, paid and left.
I called meekest and informed him that i was on my way to his place, so he should come outside to the road side, so that the bike i would enter would pick him up along the way to his gf's place, he agreed and i stopped a bike.
"where you dey go" the bikeman asked me.
"carry me go staff qrts, but you carry one of my guy for road o, how much?" i asked him.
"you go give me #150" he said with a frown on his face and i started walking away from him.
"guy, where you dey waka dey go na" he asked me as i continued my walk.
At that point, i was contemplating if i should reply his JAMB question or not.
" guy! Nor be you i dey talk to, why you stop me if you nor dey go?" he asked me again.
"i tell you say i dey go staff qtrs, why i nor go waka leave you wey you dey call anyhow price, you think say dem dey pluck money?" i replied him while he rode to where i was.
"ahh, bros, na market na, you suppose price nor be say you go just para dey waka comot like dat na, how much you wan pay?" he asked with a smile on his face as.
"na crayfish i dey buy wey i wan price? Which kine talk be dat, nor dey do like dat o, cos i fit carry you go community make dem drill you for dis tin wey you do so o, na 70box i go give you" i replied him and we both laughed as i entered the bike and he rode off.
We got to where meekest was, he entered and we rode of to his gf's lodge, i paid the fare and as we entered the lodge, we were welcomed by a sweet aroma.
" who dey do this wicked tin for dis lodge, how person go dey perceive aroma of food wey he nor go chop na" i said as we located Tovia's room.
We knocked and when she came outside, he rushed at meekest and hugged him followed by a "baby i missed you."
"love birds, ona for nor enta house 1st? Whick kine intimedation be all dis one na, if this is the reason you invited me here to intimedate me with your lover, let me come and be going o, before its too late" I said as i pretended to leave and she stopped me with an embrace.
" its not like that, i'm sorry please, it won't happen again" she said while she held me.
"what won't happen again, are you implying that you won't hug meekest again?" i asked and she said a big NO while holding me from leaving and we lauged as we entered inside.
To be continued.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by cue64: 7:52pm On Feb 09, 2018|
clear The Highway
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:18pm On Feb 09, 2018|
cue64:High star! I hail o.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by cue64: 8:35pm On Feb 09, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:you are highly regarded bros, but that washing no be here oh.... I come dey think say abi me no even know my self again lol
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 9:11pm On Feb 09, 2018|
Lol,u re very unpredictable man,stop playing with Tovia's emotionz....kontinue
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by ceecane2(m): 9:55pm On Feb 09, 2018|
Api bday meekest. More age to u
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 12:00pm On Feb 10, 2018|
Tobitrueman:.. Thank you my broda. God bless u.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 12:08pm On Feb 10, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:... Oboy see as my head dey big any how, God!.. My guy thanks for the wishes and na Oluwa go bless you.
Na yesterday i knw say temptation dey dis life. Both charger and fone con get wahala.
Both God dey.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 12:15pm On Feb 10, 2018|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:42pm On Feb 10, 2018|
cue64:You be big man na
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:51pm On Feb 10, 2018|
meneski:Thank you, chairman.
See as your phone and charger tey set you up. Lol.
Your phone dey beef you, you better go change am now, before e call SARs for you o.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by cue64: 4:16pm On Feb 10, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:no go let sars hear am oh
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Dextinate(m): 7:00pm On Feb 10, 2018|
Baba wizkidefe na you oh me be dey observe from behind but he go bad if I no halla u.. High voltage more inspiration for your head and unlimited mb for ya phone
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:27pm On Feb 10, 2018|
Dextinate:lol. You too much, bros.
Your comment give me joy o.
Big man kingphilip, i sight you. I greet you specially!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:32pm On Feb 11, 2018|
As I walk into the place,
Dem say i be the baddest for the whole confederate
And me dey out of country, me dey out of state
And I do my thing my way, I no get time to imitate
Intimate, I dey initiate
Initiate a vibe wey dey make them celebrate
Music wey dey make them people start to gyrate,
cause when them gyrate mean say we dey penetrate
And when them penetrate e mean say we go elevate
All around na so we go circulate
Ah hey, we dey calculate
Me and my guyz o we dey full of faith
Make the kind of music wey dey make them man dey hate
Make the girl wyne and shake them figure eight ah
Tapatapa na that one them appreciate
Make them dey upon top the matter
Make them dey there dey debate ah hey
Me and my guyz them
Shey we go live long (3x)
Me and my guyz o
Shey we go sing song (3x)
Me and my guyz them
Shey we go live long (3x)
Me and my guyz o
Shey we go sing song (3x)
All my people them know say I dey represent
I go dey the war front, I go fit until the end
Very easy going guy, I no dey really send
To my people on the street I give una my respect
Omo check una know as e dey go
Baba God he don bless me and dem say I too show
I be very humble guy wey come from Street n d City
And I put my trust in God me nor promise tomorrow
Eyaa hey… Open the thread
make dem see the writing of their very very own
Make them understand say Africa na my home
I go always rep Delta State, Ugh and Warri na my home
Make them know say one day boys go sit down for the throne
I go pray, I go work, hustle very hard
In everything I do I go carry God first
Salute to the people wey don dey here before me
Always and forever Oluwa blessings go follow me
Endia_ Me and my Guys
(refixed by me)
Shout to all my real Gs (online and offline), we go blow like trumphet (ask Tekno), believe me!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 6:39pm On Feb 11, 2018|
Mean why Barcelona re two pointz down....nice song u gat
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:01pm On Feb 11, 2018|
Damibiz:lol.. Its not my song o, before someone wee com and sue me for pliagarism.
Its a song by Endia, i just edited some parts.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by THEPOTTER(m): 10:05pm On Feb 11, 2018|
I keep wondering how you stole my attention with your catchy diary. . Whizkidefe you are doing a nice job. It aint easy to comfound a whole day event into writing and create imagery in it.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 6:31am On Feb 12, 2018|
Lol,the hustle is for real
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