WHIZKIDEFE:
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i think this is one hotel at ughelli express way

Even when I say make nobody comment for page 29, ona nor gree o.
(Is that how you use to do?)
I go just assume say I nor see ona comments on.
Lol

collinometricx:
I swear i nor go comment even this one self nor b my comment

You nor well o. Lol

codedgalaxy:
Big guy if i tell u say i no dey feel u ehn, i dey lie.in fact na u make me commot 4rm guest and ghost mode.
(just registerd on Nl)
but e get the time you wan be make me vex o. e come be like say you wan "deviate" from main maters.
(na joke i dey so guy no get am twisted .>erigga-the way your matter be<
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Ps=> just wanna let you know that your composure,competence,talent,skill and humour , i hold in high esteem and respect.
Ride on guy ,even witch no get surname.

Correct guy! Thanks

Damibiz:
Wow...i tell u,if some slay mamas cook for ehmmm u go hate life....kontinue

Lol

meneski:
Psg na animals full am.

Lwkm

Ikdbabie:
Efe darling whatsapp . hw have u been?

I'm cool, my.babie. Where have you been?

Kaycee9242:
Bros well-done more ink to ur Biro, u are really good bro

Limpopo master, thank you!

Chiadikaobi:
O boy na like this i take read from page 0-30.

Omo WHIZKIDEFE. More oil to your skull

Street ti take over

Boss, I loyal o.
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E get 1 Mata wey I like reason with you o.

You be Chairman for dat Industry, I want make you teach me 1 or 2.
Abeg check your mail, I don Pm you.

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Chiadikaobi:
You be correct Gee. make i reply you asap

The Boss himself, see as you dey make my head Big.

Chiadikaobi:
You deserve am baba. Oyibo talk say respect na reciprocal. This your thread wey carry street jamz don earn you maximum RP

I go reply later for mail. Make i explain everything to you step by step

I'm honoured, sir.
Blessings fall on you!

(CHORUS)
Who nor get today
Fit Get Tomorrow
Girl Nor Use Me Play
oh ye
cos nobody, nobody eh
nobody fit spoil God's plan
nobody eh, nobody fit stop your shine x2
paper boy you be biggie man o eh
anonymous you be biggy man o eh. x2
so my broda yemekunami, yemekunami o x4
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(Verse 1)
Help me tell the street food don ready
with flows wey mad pass kolo wey sidan dirty dey eat nonesense
Rappers dey spit nonesense
i nor be SARS but when i come dem dey jump fence
orobo say she go quench me
her head dey shake
round-1, i never cum her legs don dey shake
gun fit turn your hardest rapper to drake
i nor dey fight for twitter, come my compound come rake
if you spoil, i spoil, God punish devil
Emirates Empire another level
men full area dey halla "Erigga clear way"
kalashi i swear dem shoot pass L.A
if you know me before,
i nor get bar boy
talent dey but no money to push am far boy
but when you always pray up, blessings go come down
see me now high star boy
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(Repeat CHORUS)
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(Verse 2)
Na me dey run the street now forget keke
spitting fire, you try am na ibeke
nor be say you hate me
na just bad belle
say i dey spray money like boys from Sapele
with swag wey dem nor dey sell for OLX
money fast if na lie make we go express
anonymous say erigga na your time be this
forget jollof spices,
erigga na your thyme(time) be this
and me ready talk anyhow like Donald trump
Drop songs wey go last till God blow e trump
How many nights winch dey sleep wey e wan buy bed?
dem dey Warri, i dey Lekki but dem wan barb my hair?
who nor go nor know except wetin dem tell am
Erigga don blow go winsh nor fit smell am
Motor wey God fix, devil nor fit spoil am
so bring your mind down very soon you go hear am say Efe(me) don blow
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(Hook)
so make i dey celebrate
i dey celebrate
as dem deh hate i dey celebrate
i go dey celebrate o
anything dem plan na for their head o
na for their head oh. x
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Erigga_Biggie Man
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Chiadikaobi, you be biggie man o
Efe(me) go soon be biggie man o.
Lol

Oluwa gat my back
I go soon blow like mumu Ref,
I go blow like Time bomb,
Blow like bulb wey high voltage burst!
When i say blow, i mean i go make am big,
when i say i go make am, nor be eba, i mean i go make PLENTY Money!
I go blow like Mayweather (punch)
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You dey feel my vibes? Lol
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Omo, Forbes list on my mind o, even if na the back-page my name dey sef, i go manage am until e reach Front-page.
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Even if na back-page my name dey sef, Forbes list na Forbes list na, abi?
(i'm just thinking out loud o) lol

WHIZKIDEFE:

Chiadikaobi, you be biggie man o
Efe(me) go soon be biggie man o.
Lol

"To all Ladies, A guy without money is not broke! He is temporarily unable to dispense cash, his 'future' is under maintenance."
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(Shey you understand) #lol

Captain Planent.....nice song,oil dey dat Ghania guy head

WHIZKIDEFE:
"To all Ladies, A guy without money is not broke! He is temporarily unable to dispense cash, his 'future' is under maintenance."
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(Shey you understand) #lol

Boss lyk no other i greet you specially.
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broke boys be acting lyk automated teller machines(i can relate) lol

DCTEEJAY008:

Boss lyk no other i greet you specially.
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broke boys be acting lyk automated teller machines(i can relate) lol

I hail o

emm lemme say my side of the story















is not my fault o









technically speaking





ride on bro

emm lemme say my side of the story















is not my fault o









technically speaking





ride on bro

joshuamoses101:
emm lemme say my side of the story

is not my fault o

technically speaking

ride on bro

Lol @ bolded.
Mechanically and anyhowly, its your fault.
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My readers, i'm stil here, have been kinda busy, i'll will drop an update soon.

Continuation
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After that night, the rest days of the week went well and blacky travelled home that weekend.
Let me tell you something about blacky, when we resumed our 1st semester, he didn't stay in school any weekend, always went to spend his weekends at home till his dad asked him to stop coming home for weekends cos im presence dey cause trouble to the family budget and foodstuffs.
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How person go dey travel go house every weekend?
Dat kine tin wey go make some people dey doubt weda you even gain admission sef. Lol
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" Good morning, my fellow colleagues, please we should all try and pay 1k for our forth coming matriculation ceremony so that we would rent our own canopy, bring Dj, prepare food and take a photographer.
Lets make this contribution to make our matric day a hit, since it only comes once in a life time.
Even if you don't have the complete money to pay once, you can pay it instalmentally to me or my assistant" our class rep said while he stood on the pondium and the class got divided into various groups arguing about the amount.
"you say make all of us pay 1k, na marriage we wan do abi you wan use our money tey buy motor, ehn class rep?" a boy asked loudly and we all laughed while our class rep gave him that "thunder fire you there" look.
The class was in that state when a lecturer walked inside.
" you, you, you, yes you on blue, you, you and you step outside" he said while he pointed to some boys and girls and they came outside.
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"i have been watching you guys from the window when i came in and i discovered that you guys are the major fools and loud mouths who are stil supposed to be in the secondary school cos it seems you don't know that you are supposed to behave yourself here.
You are supposed to drop every childish attitude of yours at the school gate before entering this class, then you may go and take them back on your way home after class.
" you that is supposed to be someone's father, you were just shouting and laughing with reckless abandon, do you think you are in your father's house?" he asked as he pointed to a big boy in the midst of those he called out and we all laughed.
(some lecturers can yab o)
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After the lecturer yab the boys and girls wey him call come outside finish ehn, he con tell the 6 of dem make dem go bring their books com make he see their notes weda dem dey attend him class.
When dem bring deir notes com, na only one of dem note dey complete, him just shake im head before he ask dem,
" have you bought my textbook?", and dem say no
(na their the man tey vex).
"if you have bought your text book for my course, raise your hands" he said, and only few people raised their hands.
" so you mean at of the whole class, only these few people have bought their text books? ok no problem" he asked as he smiled that "ona go see pepper" kind of smile.
He asked those he called forward to back to their seats, pick their bags and come to the front seats where he could see them and after that he asked those with their textbook to open a chapter that about the topic he wrote
on the board, explained the chapter and at the end, gave room for questions and answers and when he was through, he gave us an assignment and he called his course rep out.
" only collect assignment of those that have my textbook number and ensure to check their names and number if it tallies with your list, do you understand?" he asked his course rep and he nodded.

"test is coming up the week after
your matriculation, and i might just use this assignment as my continuous assessment.
So, if you don't have your text book, i wish you good luck.
You want to contribute money for your matriculation and you haven't gotten your textbook, i laugh at you in Swahili" he said and we all laughed.
i want you to know that your names are stil written in pencil, as any of your names could be wiped off at this stage, so, you guys should behave yourselves.
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Lastly, my textbook is not compulsory, but it is neccessary.
Its a free world, but i want you to know that on the last day, only those whose names are found in my book of life(textbook list) will enter my kingdom (pass) " he spoke in a coded parable only few people understood as he left the class.
And as he left some people started complaining while others went to different seats to meet their cliques to continue from end of discussion, discussion continues before Mr Ali came inside and the whole class went silent like a grave yard.
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To be continued.

Ride on

Continuation
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Mr Ali asked for his course rep to collect the assignment he gave us the previous week and when he discovered that the people that submitted weren't much, he said,
"for those of you who attempted and submitted their assignments, congratulations!
I'll use this assignment as my continous assessment.
For those of you who didn't submit, thank you for making my work-load easier for me, atleast i won't get to mark much script,i'll be taking you guys unaware like the parable of the 10virgins,
for those of you who didn't submit and you are in the class, you will write your names on a list, i'll give 5marks for today's attendance and the remaining 15marks for the assignment"
The few of us that submitted assignment and those inside the hall were so happy for the free marks as shouts of "Mr Ali for Rector" filled the air.
(you go fear hype).
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Omo, na so classes tey go dat day o, all the lecturers just take some people unaware dat day like say na planned work.
As last period finish, na so i just rush go outside cos i one quick reach house make i find something chow for my stomach infrastructure.
As bike drop me for front of my lodge, na so i see some boys dey smoke weed for under the hot sun dey play "Yung thug" songs.
I nor know why i nor just like Yung thug, dat guy music be like noise for my ears, plus the way the guy take dey just dey irritate me, him fans be like "na him discover Trap music", i smh for dem!
" omo ehn, Yung thug go soon get money pass Eminem o, shey you know?" Julius said as he dragged from the parcel of weed in his hand.
"Yung thug don dey popular pass Kendrick Lamar,Drake and J.Cole sef" one of dem added.
Chai! Who do these boys dis tin? Na there i take confirm the word say, many are mad but few are roaming.
"make thunder fire all of ona for there" i said in my mind as i greeted them.
"chairmen, i hail o" i hailed the group of the igbo-smoking-Yung-thug-wannabes.
"welcome o senior boy, you just dey come back from class so?" Biggy asked me as i walked past them.
"no o, i wan just start to dey go class so, idiioot" i replied him in my mind.
" this man neva com pay im dues for the lodge o, ahboy, do make you com buy us drink o" Julius added and i looked back at them shaked my head and entered inside the lodge.
(Igbo na bastard o)
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To be continued.

Currently at House On The Rock (HOTR), PHC .
Julius Agwu and Timi Dakolo here.
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Making sense!

Continuation
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I got inside the lodge and met different groups of boys and girls gisting and laughing. I just opened my door, refreshed myself and locked myself inside while browsed and listened to music on my phone before my battery died and I slept off.
When I woke up, my stomach infrastructure sent me a battery low signal and I visited the kitchen to prepare indomie noodles that I ate with bread.

indomie and bread,
This life ehn, never say never o. The first day I heard someone ate indomie and bread ehn, I said the person was not OK.
I was like " that person nor well o, how person go dey combine 2 carbohydrate eat together? Na so craze dey start o". Until the day a Uncle C (one of our friend my brother and I squatted with) prepared it and I decided to try the combination for the very time after all there is always a first time for everything.
Omo na so o, ever since that day I ate the combination, my life had never remained the same o, it was right there and then that I discovered that I have been missing such collabo for a very long time.
I became a fan of indomie and bread that day to the extent that I could have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3days straight.
I eat indomie bread and egg tire sotey I con go ask Google wetin indomie dey give person for body(nutritional value).
(I suppose be indomie ambassador sef )

As I eat finish, clear my plate carry go sink go wash sharply cos I nor dey like to dey see dirty plate for kitchen.
After washing, I just carry my plastic chair go outside go receive fresh air, na there I see some guys dey roll dice and smoke kush. I nor send dem o, I just dey observe and laugh when I hear anything funny tin we dem talk.
"Biggy, na my textbook money you don win from me so o, dat time I tell you say e Nevada dey my body to gamble, you just dey ginger me com play, shebi now wen you don clean me so, your body don reach ground" Julius said and the rest guys laughed.
" why you go dey reason like Dat? Awish you dey win before you for dey talk like dis? My guy na gamble you hear.. today nor be your day, tomorrow fit be your day.
Nor worry sha, if we Don play finish, I go use the money we I win from you take go buy weed wen we go smoke, you hear?" Biggy replied him and the rest gamblers hailed him.

While they were playing, a girl came to call Julius and they went inside the lodge.
Julius came back few minutes later with a smile on his face and he asked biggy for them to bet the total amount of money he had won from him.
"Nor be you say na your textbook money I don win from you just now, where you con for get dis money now?" Biggy asked him.
"Omo na dat my babe I razzle am from just now o, you see why e good to friend better girl" Julius replied him.
"Guy you go do make you find one babe like dat for me o, the babe we I get na only to collect money from me she Sabi, I just dey overlook her cos she Sabi do the do.
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To be continued.

Continuation
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" na you sabi dat one, so na because of kpanshing make you stil dey with dat your babe ehn, babes full everywhere abeg dump her fast-fast, nor worry i go find another babe for you" Julius replied.
" you nor go fit understand, if my babe handle you for bed ehn, you nor go know when you go take give her your whole school fees o" biggy replied julius and he was about to say something else when one the guys took the money they bet from the table and began to run away, if you see were the rest boys for dey chase the boy ehn, you go fear-fear, na there i take know say igbo(weed) dey unite dem smokers.
If you doubt me, just go any igbo-joint wey guys for dey smoke make you try touch(harass) one of dem, the way dem go take gather you beat ehn, e go be like say dem get you for mind before.
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As they chased the boy away, power was restored, as i see light ehn, high voltage, na once i tear race enter lodge o, the way i tey run enta the lodge make people run enta their rooms cos dem think say na something dey pursue me or i see cult boys dey roll dey com.
As i enta my room, na so i just dey laugh dem cos dem nor go fit understand why i run like dat.
Why i nor go run like dat when my Life Companion(S4) battery don die ehn? I gats charge am na.
As i plug my phone finish, na so i just on DVD, put wicked Dj mix, high the volume finish cos i nor wan hear noise from outside, i just needed to be in my own world that moment.
I was feeling the vibes of the music when i heard a knock on my door, i didn't reply at first, i went to the window and peeped if i could see who was at the door but i didn't see any sign.
Anytime i'm inside, i always lock the door, and switch off the bulb in my room and put on the one in the passage, that way i can easily see somebody outside without them noticing me inside.
The person knocked again, and i was wondering who the person could be cos that was not how my brother knocks, and it couldn't be meekest cos that was not his style of knocking either.
Those were the only people that i expected cos nobody else knows my place apart from them.

The only thought that came through my mind that moment was that them army/community had forced meekest to take them to my place and i have finally been busted by unto the cow issue!
"thank God say i get small physical money with me, anyhow e be, ogoro(frog) must jump" i said in my mind as i opened the door and saw one of my female neighbour behind the door.
When i saw her, i heaved a sigh of relief and cos it wasn't what i expected.
I was suprise to see her cos i wasn't mingling with none of my neighbours then cos, i preferred my company and i was stil watching each and everyone's behaviour.
Secondly, i didn't associate with any of them cos i didn't want over familiarity that could lead to contempt cos i know how quicky most people take simplicity for stupidity, i didn't mingle with them then cos i know say, na person wey you tell say you neva brush, na im go 1st tell you say your mouth dey smell

And as per Wisdom is profitable to direct, i tried to avoid any form of closeness with them, the only time i talked to them is when we greet eachother, "good morning, good afternoon or good evening, finish!"
When i'm in the lodge, i'm always indoors, either listening to music, watching movies, browsing or sleeping, and when i get tired staying inside, i'll just go outside to sit in my passage or carry my plastic chair outside the lodge to receive fresh air.
Some of my neighbors then, tried to extend our communication beyond greetings but i didn't allow it.
Imagine something like dis,
Neighbour: good morning.
Me: morning
Neighbor: how was your night?
Me: *thumbs up or smile and continue with whatever i was doing.
(shey you understand)

Thirdly, i discovered that some neighbors had a group they formed in the lodge, when i say group here, i mean something like cliques/teams.
You see them mostly together in the lodge gisting,eating, doing all sort of things together till after a while, they either decamp and change crew or split or beef themselves due to one reason or the other.

They thought i was anti-social cos of my attitude towards them but they couldn't understand my reason.
My i-don't-fvck-with-you attitude paid off and became an advantage to me on a day Dafe trailed me home unknown to me.
What saved me was that when he came to look for my room the next day, none of my neighbors could identify me when he told them he told them my name, that he was looking for me.
Instead they told him that the only one that bears "Efe" in the lodge was a girl(my namesake).
They told him that cos they didn't know my name then.

Awish dem know my name before, na so dem for tey show Dafe my room, then he for just carry army or community com take me unaware. :d
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back to the matter,
" yes, how may i help you?" i asked her.
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To be continued..

Wow.... Finally caught up with you guys........... Thumps up bro.... Stay at asaba.... SPC....I HAIL Wow.... Finally caught up with you guys........... Thumps up bro.... Stay at asaba.... SPC....I HAIL

my dear I have been busy with sch work.

WAACUT:
Wow.... Finally caught up with you guys........... Thumps up bro.... Stay at asaba.... SPC....I HAIL Wow.... Finally caught up with you guys........... Thumps up bro.... Stay at asaba.... SPC....I HAIL

Thanks!

(Theo) WAACUT (Walcolt), are you an Arsenal fan?

Ikdbabie:
my dear I have been busy with sch work.

And 1st lady (you) decided to turn up here on the 1st of March.

My babie, i understand.
Don't get yourself worked-up there, ok.

WHIZKIDEFE:
Thanks!

(Theo) WAACUT (Walcolt), are you an Arsenal fan?

no... Am not an arsenal fan...... Is not Walcott... Is waacut.... My nickname

[/b]And she be like "please my charger is bad, can i borrow yours, i really need to make this call **showing you her phone**" Then in your mind you be like "is this one not an agent from my village people"
lol
happy new month blood ( WHIZKIDEFE )
**confirmations2U**