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Re: My life at DESPO by lukfame(m): 9:57am On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Thank you, sir.
Your comment goes a long way, i appreciate.
your welcome sir. Just keep giving us the usual dosage in as much as you aren't getting paid. Just know you do put smile on peoples faces in this trying times. Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:10am On Jan 12
lukfame:
your welcome sir. Just keep giving us the usual dosage in as much as you aren't getting paid. Just know you do put smile on peoples faces in this trying times. Lol
I'll try my best. Once again, i say, thank you.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:20am On Jan 12
Announcement!!!
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Ona good morning o, hope ona night goes well. Make sense!
How ona matter be, Ona dey well abi? Correct!
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To all my community members(readers), i want to use this medium to seek for the spirit of one love among ourselves here.
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You see, life is a very big and small place, Nairaland is the the biggest online forum in Africa.
All sections in this forum are like the different states that makes up a country.
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Different personalities hides under different monikers, top officials in different organisations/fields are behind some monikers you see here.
Who nor go, nor know.
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Nor be my mouth you go take hear say your Governor/President fit be member of dis forum. Lol
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I believe people from all works of life do visit this section, why i'm saying all this is that, i want those people who are in key Position/Firms/Offices/Organisations etc, to help anyone here, in anyway they could help.
No man is an island plus,
Connection is key!
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So, if you (readers) are in a postion to help, or hustling in a cool arena (everywhere good), please, always help those around while you can cos, life dey change.
No one knows tomorrow(ask Asa)
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Who you help today, fit be the person wey go raise you, if fall tomorrow ( ask Patoranking),
Nobody wey no fit make am!
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No forget to carry Us(me) along o.
Cos if e better for you(reader), e better for me, e better everybody dat one mean say Everything soft.
Connection is key!
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Remember say,
Na corporation make rice full pot!
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Thanks for your understanding.

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Re: My life at DESPO by bigbauer(m): 11:31am On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Greetings from Me2U
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bigbauer n lukfame, i sight you!
Good morning, big men.

WHIZKIDEFE I send 1,000 ship load of hailing, salute, greetings and twale to you. Well done oga.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:38am On Jan 12
bigbauer:


WHIZKIDEFE I send 1,000 ship load of hailing, salute, greetings and twale to you. Well done oga.
Take am easy, bros. Lol
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You name just dey make me remember Jack Bauer for that season film(24), dat guy too do!
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Efemena24, i dey see you o.
Re: My life at DESPO by kingin55(m): 12:04pm On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Greetings from Me2U . bigbauer n lukfame, i sight you! Good morning, big men.
I hail bro
Re: My life at DESPO by kingin55(m): 12:06pm On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Greetings from Me2U . bigbauer n lukfame, i sight you! Good morning, big men.
I hail bro
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:10pm On Jan 12
kingin55:
I hail bro
Correct!
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SHEYOR, meekest, yusluvad n gendebs, i sight ona o.

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:20pm On Jan 12
Continuation.
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When i got to where the other soldeir man was, he gave me a stern look before he patted my back and said,"birthday boy, we are taking you to the barrack with us, you have some explanations to make".
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As i hear that word, na so my heart start to dey beat like drum o, my heart beat that moment loud pass Sarz on the beat own, you fit even record song with the sound of my heart beat dat time sef.
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"Clear conscience fears no accusations", i know, but my conscience no clear na, you don forget say na me and gbokodo carry the cow head, ehn?
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Whatever made the soldier man made that statement, i don't know but, what i knew was that things are not working in my favour, things don dey cast for me smal-smal.
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I decided to dialed God's number in my mind once more,
'Father Lord, if you can deliver me from this problem now, i promise, i won't do it again cos, if you allow these soldier men carry me go their barrack, dem go just use beating take end my career o'.
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While i was waiting for God to pick up my call, the two boys finished their partners-in-crime- search, it was a massive failure though cos they couldn't recognise anyone.
If only they knew me, chai!
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The army men came outside with the 2 boys to meet the community chairman and i outside, just then our HOD walked.
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He exchanged greetings with the military men and they briefed him the reason they came and all that.
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"we are taking this your student with us, he acted suspiciously while we were inside, we just to take him for some questioning and bring him back after we are through with him," one of the soldier man told my HOD while he patted my back.
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"and bring him back after we are through with him," that line kept on echoing in my head.
To me o, dat word 'through with him' na big word o!
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My minds started playing games with me, they gave me different definitions of the word 'through'.
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Definitions like,
1. 'Through with him' means after dem don design your back with enough lashes of koboko!
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2. 'Through with him' means after dem don use you do frog-jump till 3yrs comot from your life
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3. 'Through with him' fit stil mean after dem don use dagger draw stretch-mark for your face and body
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4. E fit stil mean after them don panel-beat you or finish you with slap till your brain format
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Omo, na once afraid hold me o, my mind really messed with my brain that moment till i took in a deep breadth and exhaled and like magic, those killer-definitons evaporated from my mind.
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*Research shows that when you seemed worried/confused, just take a deep breadth in, relax and breathe out, and you will feel relaxed. You might not see result in the 1st try, try again for some time and you will feel its effect.
It works most times.
Who even ask me qstn sef? Lol
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After i exhaled, my HOD asked if i was alright, and i said yes, just that i don't know the offence i committed for the soldier men to take me outside.
' sir, my pen fell down and while i bent down to pick it up, this officer looked at my direction that moment and accused me of hiding, is it a crime to pick up my pen from the floor, or is it because i'm a bloody civilian?', i aked almost in whisper with a sober look. (if i try am raise voice, hmm)
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Dis my mouth no go put me for trouble one day o, i said those words without pausing.
I looked like a sheep that was about to be slaughtered, all my hope and mind don jump window leave me.
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" say your last prayers", my 1st mind said.
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" guy, lock-up, all die na die", my 2nd mind countered.
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Those words took the military men by suprise cos they didn't experrerit.
Even wey talk am, i nor know where the combination of words and confidence com from o, na there i take believe say,
'God works in a mysterious way'.
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We all stood there in silence, while i stood with my head bowed, staring at the floor like i was searching for my destiny.
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Soldier man 1: *clears throat, young man, we are in a student environment, and we are expected to thread with care but, that shouldn't give you the priority to flaunt orders and simple instructions, you are supposed to compose yourself when the boys started their identification search cos, at that point everyone is a suspect.
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Me: aahh! Officer, "everyone is a suspect", hmm, that means you are stil a suspect o, i said in my mind
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Soldier man 2: Birthday boy, we didn't mean to take you with us to the barrack, we said that to frighthen you and see your reaction.
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Me: officer, for your full life, nor play that kine play with me again o, nor try am again.
"frighthen and see your reaction" i be chemical? Officer, if i vex, you no go like me o, i replied him, in my mind.
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HOD: *smiled, officers, look what you have done, you have disorganised his mind frame, anyways no problem, thanks for your wisdom in handling the issue.
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Me: Sir, why you go thank dem na, dem dey misbehave o,see as dem be like gallant soldiers, i said in my mind as they left with the 2 boys.
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To be continued

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Re: My life at DESPO by favch(f): 6:05pm On Jan 12
Ur luck shine,
Lol, my mind was even beating for u oo
Ride on pls, following
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:34pm On Jan 12
favch:
Ur luck shine, Lol, my mind was even beating for u oo Ride on pls, following
Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by kingin55(m): 7:39pm On Jan 12
God save u.. I swear nah wheelbarrow dem go use pack ur dislocated joint
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:42pm On Jan 12
kingin55:
God save u..
I swear nah wheelbarrow dem go use pack ur dislocated joint
I dey tell you! Lwkmd

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Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 6:47am On Jan 13
U are good at wat u do keep it up brother
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:58am On Jan 13
Kaycee9242:
U are good at wat u do keep it up brother
Thanks, bro.
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Itz been a while i saw you around, hope you'r cool.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:05am On Jan 13
"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do"
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Pharrel Williams_Happy

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Re: My life at DESPO by RomeoMarvis(m): 9:52am On Jan 13
*strolls into thread* why here dry na? oya, everybody wake up. *pick and rings bell*
oza, na God pick your calls so, if not by now, dem for don zip your back with daggers.
nice update sha.
Re: My life at DESPO by Xteljay(f): 10:28am On Jan 13
guy I been done they calculate the suffer wey u for suffer had it been u follow them go barracks ni, ur own for don done.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:53am On Jan 13
RomeoMarvis:
*strolls into thread* why here dry na? oya, everybody wake up. *pick and rings bell*
oza, na God pick your calls so, if not by now, dem for don zip your back with daggers.
nice update sha.
Oshare, thank you.
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Good morning,
dissybling. I sight you!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:23am On Jan 13
Xteljay:
guy I been done they calculate the suffer wey u for suffer had it been u follow them go barracks ni, ur own for don done.
Even my spirit run leave me before sef.
E don tey i see you o, hw u dey.
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Oga YungTemi, i see wetin you do o, thanks.
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 11:30am On Jan 13
God truly work in mysterious ways. He saved my Hun.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:31pm On Jan 13
Ikdbabie:
God truly work in mysterious ways. He saved my Hun.
Yea yea!
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In Phyno's voice, i see you baby. *winks

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Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 1:42pm On Jan 13
Yes brother am OK, I traveled to villa so network was something else
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Itz been a while i saw you around, hope you'r cool.[/quote]
Re: My life at DESPO by dissybling(f): 2:02pm On Jan 13
WHIZKIDEFE:
Oshare, thank you. . Good morning, dissybling. I sight you!
I sight u too
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:58pm On Jan 13
dissybling:
I sight u too
lol. . *thumbs up
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:15pm On Jan 13
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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:15pm On Jan 13
"Baby Fresh on the beat and it’s killing them
all of course
It’s killing them all of course
Make we scatter this place tonight
Dance and sweating like say na fight
We must to settle this thing tonight yeah
Come let us catch some feelings for night
And if you tell me say make I bend
low….bend low, bend low
I no go waste time but to do like so….bend low, bend low
Iba di mi jo ibadi mi jo disco
This loving loving no be chop and go
(Chorus)
Na because of you wey I get goosebumps
All over, all over
This feeling got me falling
All over, all over
E get as the something dey do me for body oh
All over, all over
I make you make we spend this money oh
All over, all over
Na because of you wey I get goosebumps
All over, all over
This feeling got me falling
All over, all over
E get as the something dey do me for body oh
All over, all over
I make you make we spend this money oh
All over, all over"
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Tiwa Savage_All Over
Re: My life at DESPO by pounds627: 9:56am On Jan 14
cmon update fr us. na whc one u dey now... ar u out of idea ni
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:42am On Jan 14
pounds627:
cmon update fr us. na whc one u dey now... ar u out of idea ni

Good morning, bros.
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Your manner of approach battery don low o, abeg try charge am smal.
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"come and update for us" is that a command or what? Whc kine talk be dis.
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"are you out of idea ni", i don't blame you ni, nor be your fault.
Abeg try dey reason 1st before you talk atimes. Make you nor dey talk before you think.
Nor be insult o, na just advice
( take it or leave it).
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I nor dey vex sha, i go just assume say na play (joke) you dey and make you nor stil take my words too personal. I nor sabi put things for mind dats why i voice out.
(shey you understand) thumbs up
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Have a MakeSense day ahead!
Re: My life at DESPO by hidhrhis(m): 12:20pm On Jan 14
pounds627:
cmon update fr us. na whc one u dey now... ar u out of idea ni
I just don't know what to say with the way u typed but what I just know is DAT only someone who is insane or has some problem with the way he thinks typed the way u did
na Ur papa dey give am mb whey him dey use update no
abi any member of Ur family give am money whey him they use sub as it mean I know where u stay I swear I fit arrange ppl whey go beat u
mad man
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:12pm On Jan 14
hidhrhis:

I just don't know what to say with the way u typed but what I just know is DAT only someone who is insane or has some problem with the way he thinks typed the way u did
na Ur papa dey give am mb whey him dey use update no
abi any member of Ur family give am money whey him they use sub as it mean I know where u stay I swear I fit arrange ppl whey go beat u
mad man
See my guy dey para o! Lol
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Bros abeg, bring your mind down, make we just assume say na joke.
Some people go just get data for phone, then come online dey talk to people as dem like.
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Its kinda funny you know, what do you expect, we are in a country were some people that have an internet enabled phone feels they have the right to come online and talk to people anyhow.
Nor be their fault o!
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Before i decided to freestyle(write) this story, i have read and i'm stil reading stories by other writers here and i have noticed that,
Sometimes,
when writers delay with update(s), you'll see some people (readers) bashing them as if na dem send the OP msg o.
(some people sef ehn)
I don't complain cos, i know they have a life outside here, they tend go get busy while getting things done plus other activities.
Make we leave world people jare!
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MAIZAMANI,i sight you!

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Re: My life at DESPO by meneski(m): 4:55pm On Jan 14
I don show now! Efe am back! Efe am back! Efe i don come back ohohohohoh. Abulor am free! Nice updates bro, you just dey muder the ink from back to back to hand to head and body and back to back again. Nothing do you.

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