WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation...
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This episode is dedicated to all our old and new comers(readers).
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"People's need for validation and recognition, their need to feel important, is the best kind of weakness to exploit" from law 33 (Discover each man's thumbscrew) Of 48 Laws of Power.
Pay Attention to Gestures and Unconscious Signals.
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Erm.. Errm, Go.o.od, mor..morning, sir (i stammered).
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"What is good about the morning? Who are you to come disrupt my class while am teaching, are you stupid? If you don't know me, go and ask around. I am Mr Ali" he replied me, shouting. .
I didn't reply him, i kept quiet while staring at him like a zombie, waiting for him to exhaust his energy before i say anything. (shey na him sabi shout pass? We go know).
" this is how people like you fail, are you better than your fellow course mates who came to class early?" he asked me. (i nor go lie, that question weak me). I felt bad for myself cos what the man said was the bitter truth.
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" now, will you get out of my sight? Stupiid boy, you are lucky am in a good mood today. Now get lost from here, before i change my mind" he said, shouting.
Sorry Sir, sorry sir, i am very sorry, i didn't mean to disrupt your class sir. Sir, please, this is my first time of coming to your class late. Please sir, temper justice with mercy sir and i promise not to miss your class again, i said (with a sober look on my face).
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The hall was silent, everyone payed attention to the drama unfolding between Mr Ali and i ( at that point ehn, if pin fall, you go hear the sound).
I was not sure of the outcome of things at that point, but i hoped for the best (you go fear faith).
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I was shocked when Mr Ali held my hands, and took me to front of the class (i felt like a scape goat). The forgot about lecture and started giving us words of wisdom while i stood beside him like a statue.
" you said this is your first time of coming late to my class right? He asked and i nodded in reply. ( stil on my sober mood)
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" thats good! Let me see your note. Mind you, if your note is not up-to-date, minus todays own, consider yourself coming back to write my courses as extension next semester" he said. (na once cold start to catch me o).
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I brought out my note, and gave it to him shakily (you go fear performance). i did that on purpose to give him the impression that my note was not updated, and it worked!
(Ugh boys too get Doinz).
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He smiled that kind of 'hand don touch you' smile and collected the note from me.
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" dis boy don die for Mr Ali hand today, instead of am to dey outside jejely, he dey form staunch dey go enta class, kolo!" i heard someone (a course mate i guess) said from outside.
" come here! Go and thank your God very well. You are lucky that your note is complete. Now come and write your name in my attendance list" he said.
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That moment, those outside started murmuring like say nor be dem dey laugh me wen the man dey bash me since. (wetin concern me? Mtcheeew).
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I walked towards him gallantly and wrote my name on the list and smiled(My case is different!). I thanked Mr Ali, and on my way back to get a seat, i stopped midway, turned back looking at those outside like ' how e con be now? (pepper dem).
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To be continued.....

WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation..
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Id clef, put am for their body
warri,put am for their body
they dont want this one for their body
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hmm, niggas want beef where my toothpick
punchlines, i scatter hin two lips
community come, i remove quick
she never come why i go remove pr!ck.
i still dey murder ink like ja-rule clique
they emebere mudiaga omo i too spit
slowpoke dey complain say i too spit
pstee pstee count am, shey na two spit
keep me on top beef my brother who fit
you no go only lose you go lose like two teeth
when they say animal wey get horn make
him come outside
snail dey come, common common where you, go dat side
if you like wear monkey suit carry am go london
banana go still disgrace am
i swear gon
shout out to oj, otumba
three ho’s for my bed, olumba
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monkey monkey kill monkey
gbosa!
monkey monkey kill monkey
gbosa!
monkey go always be monkey
gbosa! This Erigga's track best describes the mood of the lecture hall then.
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While some students were angry with Ali for not allowing them entry into the class, others dey beef me cos my name enter list.
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You will be Disgraced, If you try to touch a man that carries Grace.
(dem neva see anything).
Is it my fault that i was allowed inside the hall? (bad belle people must vex for you, no matter wetin you do, ask Duncan Mighty)
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The fact that Mr Ali allowed me to write my name on his attendance didn't go down well with some students o (World people).
Abeg ask them(haters oshi), Nor be person dey break record?
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"oshare, for you mind o, e be like say you get back up for this school wey dey give you mind o, you go just dey show yourself anyhow" a boy(Mark) told me while sat down.
(i dey always like dey my own sit o, but Mr Ali always ensured that the front seats gets filled before anyone occupies the back seats).
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Oshare quiet your mouth there, you nor wise? Wetin dey bring those anyhow talk dey come dis morning now? Nor make me vex o. Abi you think say i nor see wey you dey laff me since wen Mr Ali dey yab me? I fired back at Mark.
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To be continued

mykh01:

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tjquib:
don't understand y you guys don't always complete ur stories.. God bless u still

Xteljay:
Bros i dey feel ur moral

ikevin:
bros only you na confirmation......I dey feel ur write up die....ur head already dey there....much respect

cue64:
Person wey crase man don bite before, if he see mechanic dey come nah once he dey take off.....nah so erigga talk am.....Oshare ur head they there.....the story dey totori my left Corinthians ah swear gon

aluma:
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becca2017:
Wetin shock me, na wen 1 guy go carry soaked garri and red oil com dat nite.. "oya open him mouth, cover him nose, force the red oil for him mouth" the guy commanded. Na so dem press Mega for ground like Xmas goat, pour enough oil for him mouth.
Lmao!!!