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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:18pm On Dec 14, 2017
Chizzychinny:
Guy, make I go Junction mkt make I prepare Starch n Catfish banga soup for u. Dnt give Otomodo & CSO oo
You be correct wife material o(20 yards). Na to start to dey gather your bride price now o.. Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by sunddy: 1:59pm On Dec 14, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation..
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Id clef, put am for their body
warri,put am for their body
they dont want this one for their body
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hmm, niggas want beef where my toothpick
punchlines, i scatter hin two lips
community come, i remove quick
she never come why i go remove pr!ck.
i still dey murder ink like ja-rule clique
they emebere mudiaga omo i too spit
slowpoke dey complain say i too spit
pstee pstee count am, shey na two spit
keep me on top beef my brother who fit
you no go only lose you go lose like two teeth
when they say animal wey get horn make
him come outside
snail dey come, common common where you, go dat side
if you like wear monkey suit carry am go london
banana go still disgrace am
i swear gon
shout out to oj, otumba
three ho’s for my bed, olumba
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monkey monkey kill monkey
gbosa!
monkey monkey kill monkey
gbosa!
monkey go always be monkey
gbosa! This Erigga's track best describes the mood of the lecture hall then.
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While some students were angry with Ali for not allowing them entry into the class, others dey beef me cos my name enter list.
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You will be Disgraced, If you try to touch a man that carries Grace.
(dem neva see anything).
Is it my fault that i was allowed inside the hall? (bad belle people must vex for you, no matter wetin you do, ask Duncan Mighty)
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The fact that Mr Ali allowed me to write my name on his attendance didn't go down well with some students o (World people).
Abeg ask them(haters oshi), Nor be person dey break record?
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"oshare, for you mind o, e be like say you get back up for this school wey dey give you mind o, you go just dey show yourself anyhow" a boy(Mark) told me while sat down.
(i dey always like dey my own sit o, but Mr Ali always ensured that the front seats gets filled before anyone occupies the back seats).
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Oshare quiet your mouth there, you nor wise? Wetin dey bring those anyhow talk dey come dis morning now? Nor make me vex o. Abi you think say i nor see wey you dey laff me since wen Mr Ali dey yab me? I fired back at Mark.
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To be continued
bros I hail u, nice work. Abeg help me dey add d track name of every song for d story. Thanks baba one love
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:22pm On Dec 14, 2017
sunddy:

bros I hail u, nice work. Abeg help me dey add d track name of every song for d story. Thanks baba one love
big man, i dey put the track name o(read again)
Re: My life at DESPO by cue64: 3:07pm On Dec 14, 2017
thanks for the mention Bro old warri dey ur back nothing fit does you
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:28pm On Dec 14, 2017
cue64:
thanks for the mention Bro old warri dey ur back nothing fit does you
Comot your leg from High tension, bros.. Lol. Correct guy.
Re: My life at DESPO by sunddy: 4:08pm On Dec 14, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation.. . Id clef, put am for their body warri,put am for their body they dont want this one for their body . hmm, niggas want beef where my toothpick punchlines, i scatter hin two lips community come, i remove quick she never come why i go remove pr!ck. i still dey murder ink like ja-rule clique they emebere mudiaga omo i too spit slowpoke dey complain say i too spit pstee pstee count am, shey na two spit keep me on top beef my brother who fit you no go only lose you go lose like two teeth when they say animal wey get horn make him come outside snail dey come, common common where you, go dat side if you like wear monkey suit carry am go london banana go still disgrace am i swear gon shout out to oj, otumba three ho’s for my bed, olumba . monkey monkey kill monkey gbosa! monkey monkey kill monkey gbosa! monkey go always be monkey gbosa! This Erigga's track .
oshare abeg help me with dis track name... the lyrics dey burst my brain
Re: My life at DESPO by sunddy: 4:11pm On Dec 14, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation.. . Id clef, put am for their body warri,put am for their body they dont want this one for their body . hmm, niggas want beef where my toothpick punchlines, i scatter hin two lips community come, i remove quick she never come why i go remove pr!ck. i still dey murder ink like ja-rule clique they emebere mudiaga omo i too spit slowpoke dey complain say i too spit pstee pstee count am, shey na two spit keep me on top beef my brother who fit you no go only lose you go lose like two teeth when they say animal wey get horn make him come outside snail dey come, common common where you, go dat side if you like wear monkey suit carry am go london banana go still disgrace am i swear gon shout out to oj, otumba three ho’s for my bed, olumba . monkey monkey kill monkey gbosa! monkey monkey kill monkey gbosa! monkey go always be monkey gbosa! This Erigga's track .
oshare abeg help me with dis track name... the lyrics dey burst my brain
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:17pm On Dec 14, 2017
sunddy:

oshare abeg help me with dis track name... the lyrics dey burst my brain
Erigga_ Monkey kill Monkey
Re: My life at DESPO by sunddy: 4:32pm On Dec 14, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Erigga_ Monkey kill Monkey
double tuale
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:52pm On Dec 14, 2017
Continuation.
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"oh times are changing
and no all things remain the same
the air we are breathing
is enough for every one of us
the future you speak of is here
the hour of harvest is near
i’m telling stories
in the song i sing
searching for glory
in the life i live
to help me feel
the future that i see
to make come true
a billion naira dream
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i’m a man with many faces
and my life is in many phases
i crawl when i’m running
i’m cold when i’m burning up oh
help me remember myself
i’m lost in the man i’ve become
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(chorus)
i’m telling stories
in the song i sing
searching for glory
in the life i live
to help me feel
the future that i see
to make come true
a billion naira dream"
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God bless Brymo for me!
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i was listening to that Brymo's Billionaire track on my phone, while i relaxed on my bed(when i got back from school). I got lost in the track (the track touch my soul) and started reminiscing about my life since i gained admission into the school..(i don see things o)
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It was one of those moments i sit myself down and evaluate myself, self examination. (you know dat kind feeling abi)

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I got into trouble the very first week i resumed school.
Nor be small matter . (Army involve o).
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To be continued...

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Re: My life at DESPO by meneski(m): 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2017
Army!
Re: My life at DESPO by itsandi(m): 5:22pm On Dec 14, 2017
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Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 7:33pm On Dec 14, 2017
U are very good bro, keep it up. Pls alert me wen update come
Re: My life at DESPO by Chizzychinny(f): 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2017
[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63276156] You be correct wife material o(20 yards). Na to start to dey gather your bride price now o.. Lol[/quote
Lol....
Re: My life at DESPO by aluma(m): 10:40pm On Dec 14, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
lol.. See my people don dey call out, one by one o. (Deir fada!). Welcome bros, i see you.
na me see u pass from dis date ur updates go open gates of blessing and na so many people go appreciate
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:55pm On Dec 14, 2017
aluma:
na me see u pass from dis date ur updates go open gates of blessing and na so many people go appreciate
Thank you! Obrigado! Gracias
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:46pm On Dec 14, 2017
Continuation..
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"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." - Unkown
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I entered my first trouble on the fourth day of my first week of resumption ( E too early abi)
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When i first resumed school, as a newbie, my daily rountine was to go for lectures and return back home, eat and sleep, this cycle continued till i got bored on yhe fourth day and decided to go out.
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Those while, i was squatting with a friend(Bighead) in Genesis (a area in skul) for the mean time while i was searching for an apartment to rent.
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One that fateful day, when i got back from class, i freshened up and ate the snacks i bought on my way from school.
After i finished eating, i decided to browse and listen to some jamz to keep myself busy but then, i discovered my phone's battery was low. (which kind wahala be dis?)
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It was at that moment i remebered i haven't seen meekest (my paddy) since i resumed. We both gained admission same time.
So, i decided to pay him a visit that moment (atleast make i stroll small). I picked my phone and dialled his number.
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Hwfa bros, i don resume skul o, where you dey,? I asked him immediately he answered my call.
" ehen, hope you buy my bread com o (meekest fit die untop bread matter o), i dey house. Tell the bikeman make he carry you come Lexuz bar for Staff quarters," he replied me.
Ok, abeg wait for me there o cos my phone go soon off, i nor one come dey find you, i told him before i ended the call while stopping a bike.
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Meneski, Chizzychinny, Kaceey9242, aluma
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To be Continued...

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Re: My life at DESPO by EKLE: 8:03am On Dec 15, 2017
make I spread mat here dey chill
Re: My life at DESPO by meekest(m): 8:33am On Dec 15, 2017
na normal tin who dy come skul must buy bread give him guys but u just make me remember dat day
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:02am On Dec 15, 2017
EKLE:
make I spread mat here dey chill
Wehdone sir! Happy chilling o.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:05am On Dec 15, 2017
meekest:
na normal tin who dy come skul must buy bread give him guys but u just make me remember dat day
Nor worry bros, if i don big ehn, i go buy bakery for you.. Plus that your dream Casino..

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:19am On Dec 15, 2017
"Success is no accident. It is hard work,
perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice
and most of all, love of what you are doing
or learning to do." - Pele
(Plus grace of God o)
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Good Morning, beautiful people.
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Ikdbabie and favch , itz been a while o (how ona dey na?)
.
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In Olamide's voice, Update! Update! Update!
Five comments to go.

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Re: My life at DESPO by rumenase(m): 12:30pm On Dec 15, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:

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(Ugh boys too get Doinz).



ughelli boy I believe yu die
I remember my doings for ABK Dah year .......
CARRY GO
Re: My life at DESPO by brandon180(m): 12:31pm On Dec 15, 2017
To think dat u re jst "freestyling" is even more stunning. Nyc work man!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:45pm On Dec 15, 2017
rumenase:


ughelli boy I believe yu die
I remember my doings for ABK Dah year .......
CARRY GO
Baddest! Na you talk o. lol
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:50pm On Dec 15, 2017
brandon180:
To think dat u re jst "freestyling" is even more stunning. Nyc work man!
Na God dey do am o (Oluwa is invloved). The tin dey shock me atimes sef.. I greet you, bros.
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 3:29pm On Dec 15, 2017
[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63300786]"Success is no accident. It is hard work,
perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice
and most of all, love of what you are doing
or learning to do." - Pele
(Plus grace of God o)
.
.

Good Morning, beautiful people.
.
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Ikdbabie and favch , itz been a while o (how ona dey na?)
.
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In Olamide's voice, Update! Update! Update!
Five comments to go. Guy i dey o. Hw was ur nite?

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:58pm On Dec 15, 2017
[quote author=Ikdbabie post=63309460][/quote] Make sense!

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Re: My life at DESPO by cyber5(m): 5:07pm On Dec 15, 2017
These updates dey vex me gan


e too short
Re: My life at DESPO by cyber5(m): 5:10pm On Dec 15, 2017
Re: My life at DESPO by itsandi(m): 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2017
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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:23pm On Dec 15, 2017
Continuation..
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I got to Lexuz bar some minutes later and met meekest with some guys and babes there, drinking.
I hailed and shook hands with all the guys in the table(normal life) and ordered for a bottle of Heneiken for myself.
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" Fresher, welcome to the great DESPO, see as you fresh" one of the guys(Pointer) hailed me.
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"see as you soft, as you come so, everywhere don good for us be that o" another guy(Structure) hailed me.
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I was just smiling at them while sipping from the glass of cold heineken in my hand.(na me dem one wash abi).
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They started playing one hot Dj mix(the Dj sabi work), the collection of tracks in the mix gingered me(High spirit). I went outside to buy suya from an aboki opposite the bar.
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"i don talk am before say as you come so, everywhere don kpalacious, i see am for my dream," Pointer said, while i dropped the suya on the table.
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I ordered for 2 bottles of Star larger beer for meekest, while he was stil battling with the bottle in his hand.
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Don't blame me, i wanted meekest to drink Star larger beer till he becomes a Star boy! Nor be wickedness, i want the best for my paddy.
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He only drank one out of the 2 bottles, and changed the other bottle with a can of Coke (Coke ambassador).
Now let me tell you something about meekest, that boy can drink upto 3 cans Coke a day.(no be joke o). I don try stop my guy tire, but the boy get strong head, he nor dey gree.
Meekest learnt his lessons the hard way, the day he and his girlfriend played a champions league match in da orther room (story for another day). Ona too like aproko! Lol
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After every every, i paid the bills for all the drinks, including the ones the ordered before i came.
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"big boy, you do this one o, i gbadu your style, you be correct guy, i confirm am. All of us go always dey ball together from now on" another guy(Tiko) told me while we shook hands.
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I paid the bills not because i wanted to show off or have much in my account o (i use dat one take wet ground)
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I gats activate for dem boys
cos small rabbas still dey with me dat time, Everywhere good! (if you be correct guy, you go understand).
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They all thanked me in form of hailings (boys wey get mouth) and i smiled in reply while we all left the bar. (na normal thing if money dey).
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That act act of mine won me new friends (real Niggas)
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To be continued

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