Footballers have always been unique in their own way. From their style of play, Ronaldinho to their life style off the pitch, Ronaldo De Lima once had sex with two transgender( transgendered) and their funny names and nicknames. They all have something that makes them stand out. Whether it's their skills on the pitch or problems off the pitch, or their names. Here are some footballers with funny birth names. And no its no nickname unlike Aguero who was nicknamed Kunn after a tv cartoon character.
Spurs Midfielder Victor Wanyama, Wanyama means Animals in his native language so he is basically called Victor Animals.

Southampton and Dutch defender Van Dijk the Dutch for Embankment. Virgil Embankment

Former Watford striker Matej Vydra is the Slovakian for Otter. Matej Otter

Former Spurs and Villareal striker Soldado is the Spanish for Soldier. Roberto Soldier

Former Liverpool, Chelsea and current Atletico Madrid forward Torres is the Spanish for Towers. Fernando Towers

Bastian Schweinsteiger, former Bayern, Manchester United and German midfielder. Schweinsteiger is German for Pigmounter and comes from someone being called a "schweinsteiger" was someone who used to hold pigs down while farmers killed them. Sebastian Pigmounter

Former Bayern and Germany Defender and Midfielder Lahm in German means like sluggish. Phillip Sluggish

Danny Drinkwater

Manchester United Midfielder Juan Mata. Mata is Bush, Juan Bush

Barcelona Midfielder Gérard Pique. Pique is the French word for Picnic, so to them he's called Gerard Picnic.

Former southampton and Everton manager Koeman means Cowman. Ronald Cowman

Former Real Madrid and Porto Goal keeper Casillas mean Boxes, Iker Boxes