DOUBLEWAHALA:
my mama no get time for jokes my papa dey spend weeks for road so as for their kids no time to check the time

mrdickhead:
lol so no funny moment

DOUBLEWAHALA:

the only funny moment I can remember (but it wasn't funny back then) is when I got injured either by fighting of playing

and it's time to treat it..........u knw now local wound dressing method

hotwater + izal+sponge +towel

go call your friends to call their enemies it's laughter all the way

Lovetinz:
I came into the house with anger and changed my clothes, I was on my way out when dad asked me 'where to?'.
I told him I'm off to beat the next door kid who I insulted me.
'Can you beat him? ' he asked
Of course! I yelled.
OK, bye bye he replied and went back to watching TV.
30minutes later I returned with a swollen face.
'Did you beat him?' he asked,
'No. His sister held my leg.'
He laughed, 'Always know your mate'
My father is gone. I will remember that lesson forever.

kimbraa:
The only funny thing I remember my mum for is that the second she finds her phone in your hands. Sorry, even if her battery was 100% when you carried it, and she found it at 100% she'll still accuse you of browsing with her phone and thereby reducing her battery life.

I avoid her phone 'cause the incessant talks she'd that day.

mrdickhead:
lol somebody go wound you no go fit show your parent say you wound because of their home remedy

Lovetinz:
I came into the house with anger and changed my clothes, I was on my way out when dad asked me 'where to?'.
I told him I'm off to beat the next door kid who I insulted me.
'Can you beat him? ' he asked
Of course! I yelled.
OK, bye bye he replied and went back to watching TV.
30minutes later I returned with a swollen face.
'Did you beat him?' he asked,
'No. His sister held my leg.'
He laughed, 'Always know your mate'
My father is gone. I will remember that lesson forever.

mrdickhead:
lol you dare not go near my moms android phone,you will only have it when she need you to do something for her,even my elder bro that bought the phone for her is even restricted too lol

kimbraa:
The only funny thing I remember my mum for is that the second she finds her phone in your hands. Sorry, even if her battery was 100% when you carried it, and she found it at 100% she'll still accuse you of browsing with her phone and thereby reducing her battery life.

I avoid her phone 'cause the incessant talks she'd that day.

DOUBLEWAHALA:

Indome generation spoted

mrdickhead:
lol you no well,anybody can use Android in this 21st centuries

Dasherz:
when coming with mom in the kitchen and she eats meat from the pot she gives me this funny side eye look before giving me my own


daddy has the world's funniest dance moves

love them like crazy

DOUBLEWAHALA:

OK that means u still stay with ur parents now
anyways are dey still acting funny?

mrdickhead:
hahaha,,that funny look mean say make you no try steal meat for pot or else I will beat you

mrdickhead:
lol this didn't happen today bro,some years back

DOUBLEWAHALA:


you mean 2yrs back

elyna:
my dad advicing me to get married at 18 and promising to sponsor the wedding, its still the funniest thing till date. he even asked to meet my boyfriend unfortunately i haven't started dating then, he would answer my calls and ask any male caller what is your relationship with my daughter, it was annoying at first, as the only girl he was desperate. im still not married. and he's still waiting.

Alero3Arubi:
My father remembers offences from before existence.
My mother creates errands that are unending.
Between me and my parents I can't grow fat.

mrdickhead:
explain your father side further biko

Alero3Arubi:

Bros leave am like that.
I wan sleep.

shaybebaby:
Having dance competitions with my parents and siblings. Everyone knew I was the best dancer but my dad always declared himself the winner.
I would cry my eyes out.

mrdickhead:
hahaha,he's just teasing you naa

shaybebaby:

Everytime? The man was just chancing me jor. And his moonwalk was awful as well.