All these one na wash

Guyman will still chop your daughter
And there is nothing you will do

RoyalBlak007:
#13 Here Is My Dad's Gift To My Younger Sister. He Calls It The "Birth Control Blanket"

Hahahahah

All these one na wash

Guyman will still chop your daughter
And there is nothing you will do

RoyalBlak007:
#14 My Friend And His Girlfriend Took A Funny Picture, Then Her Dad Made It Epic

"Glad they are blue..."

Savage!!!

DrMuzungu:
Following my grandfather's example, I hope my daughter will find a proper guy to date and/or marry. If he is a cool guy who treats her right, I will be happy. But, if he mistreats her and especially if he dares to hit her, well, then I don't mind going behind bars because he certainly won't need a doctor.

oh

RickandMorty:


"Glad they are blue..."

Savage!!!

I don't get the joke, can you explain?

That girl in #6 though, she takes the word pretty to another level.

I'm saving the picture.

DrMuzungu:
Following my grandfather's example, I hope my daughter will find a proper guy to date and/or marry. If he is a cool guy who treats her right, I will be happy. But, if he mistreats her and especially if he dares to hit her, well, then I don't mind going behind bars because he certainly won't need a doctor.

na mouth u dey make ogbeni...u have a daughter already? make we try

Ginaz:


I don't get the joke, can you explain?

Its a clever way to refer to his actually balls getting filled with sperm from not having sex with his daughter thereby casuing blue balls.

RickandMorty:


Its a clever way to refer to his actually balls getting filled with sperm from not having sex with his daughter thereby casuing blue balls.

Hahahahha, spoilt dad.

caspervenice:
Boyfriend: sire I love you daughter with all my heart....


Dad:

I love this more jhoor. Op could have used one local contents. Why are we blacks?

Dads are hilarious
However whatever u do to someone's daughter while growing know that no jupiter will stop any young guy doing it to ur daughter

Lmao

Ginaz:



Hahahahha, spoilt dad.

yeah. He's a coded father.

It's not funny

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So funny...

RoyalBlak007:
#4 Had My Girlfriend's Parents Over For Dinner For The First Time , Her Dad Wore This

Na my popsy b dis

pocohantas:
Very nice, if not overdone.
Not some Nigerian fathers that will be acting as if you're helping them take their daughter out of poverty. The guy will na have guts to treat the wife anyhow, because her own home isn't even any better.

Lol are u speaking from experience Ma?

Men say they are good but get nervous when another man gets close to their daughters.
Hmm

RickandMorty:


Its a clever way to refer to his actually balls getting filled with sperm from not having sex with his daughter thereby casuing blue balls.

that’s disgusting. Can a man feel sexually attracted to his own daughter?

chillychill:


Na my popsy b dis

Really?

Are you the only child?

cococandy:
that’s disgusting. Can a man feel sexually attracted to his own daughter?

Not sure you got the joke right

The dad in question is actually referring to her daughter's bf. "His ball" ...'Getting blue' Cos the bf hasn't had sex with her daughter yet

RoyalBlak007:


Really?

Are you the only child?

M not o but m d last born sha.. If u re a guy u cant come to my house. I use to have some friends dat don't care o but web dey come OYO Ni o

RoyalBlak007:


Not sure you got the joke right

The dad in question is actually referring to her daughter's bf. "His ball" ...'Getting blue' Cos the bf hasn't had sex with her daughter yet

Mmm okay: that makes more sense now

chillychill:



M not o but m d last born sha.. If u re a guy u cant come to my house. I use to have some friends dat don't care o but web dey come OYO Ni o

Probably he thinks you're still 'young'

You need to be like this guy here

RoyalBlak007:


Probably he thinks you're still 'young'

You need to be like this guy here

Lmao ika Ni e o... U want him to disown me Ni? Shebi u seff will give birth to a girl ur own will b worse

chillychill:



Lmao ika Ni e o... U want him to disown me Ni? Shebi u seff will give birth to a girl ur own will b worse

Hey! Easy on the curse nah . He can't disown you...HE'LL ONLY ADJUST AND GET USED TO THE NEW YOU

PS: I have two girls already & we are all happy #NoStress

RoyalBlak007:


Hey! Easy on the curse nah . He can't disown you...HE'LL ONLY ADJUST AND GET USED TO THE NEW YOU

PS: I have two girls already & we are all happy #NoStress

Lmao are u scared? so u don't want to b lik dat? Well I was just joking o... I wont want to try it o m a scared crow

chillychill:



Lmao are u scared? so u don't want to b lik dat? Well I was just joking o... I wont want to try it o m a scared crow

Tell me what you're scared of exactly. ..

That your dad will scold you?