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How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 8:22am On Dec 31, 2017
Please i really need help
Though no girl has told me i have a small dick
But to be sincere, lots of marriages and relationships have crashed due to this reason.
A girl close to me even opened up that if her guy had money and still had small dick, she would still cheat on him..

I've looked for solutions, but most drugs these days are fake.
I don't mind if i meet someone here to pay to so as to get one that works well
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Nobody: 8:23am On Dec 31, 2017
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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Emhicee(m): 8:25am On Dec 31, 2017
O ma se o..
Omo re abi mannequin?
Oro oko e lo ka e Lara ni aaro kutukutu...

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by datfreshdoc(m): 8:26am On Dec 31, 2017
Prayer is the key bro cool

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by rawpadgin(m): 8:28am On Dec 31, 2017
Cut off the one God gave to u, get the one of a donkey & gum it inbetween ur tighs with evostick, superglue or aradite

Nonsense!

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by lacruz12(m): 8:32am On Dec 31, 2017
Mix otapiapia with schnap, add 5satchets of alabukun to taste then shake vigorously. thank me in your next life

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by issylarry(m): 8:33am On Dec 31, 2017
See your life,wetin concern u with wetin girl dey tink.even if u get 20 inches di*k ..girl wey go cheat go cheat..so get ur life straight..use d one u have with joy and gladnesd mk u no regret later..

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Amthol(m): 8:33am On Dec 31, 2017
@op

Whatever you have been given by your creator is in_between learn to be contented with what you have.

Rather than increasing the size how about upgrading your use of it

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Nobody: 8:35am On Dec 31, 2017
Emhicee:
O ma se o..
Omo re abi mannequin?
Oro oko e lo ka e Lara ni aaro kutukutu...
Aaro kutukutu ni ojo kehin odun yin ti o tun he aaro ojo isinmi Sunday



Op tie mortar to ya preeq. Works like magic
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 8:35am On Dec 31, 2017
rawpadgin:
Cut off the one God gave to u, get the one of a donkey & gum it inbetween ur tighs with evostick, superglue or aradite

Nonsense!

Trying tu be funny?
At least get your jokes right

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 8:36am On Dec 31, 2017
Amthol:
@op

Whatever you have been given by your creator is in_between learn to be contented with what you have.

Rather than increasing the size how about upgrading your use of it

Wise words

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Viserion: 8:40am On Dec 31, 2017
op you and your joystick deserves this....

Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by mikejj(m): 8:45am On Dec 31, 2017
dont even think of doing that bro...it has a side effect.respect your dick pls
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by mikejj(m): 8:46am On Dec 31, 2017
datfreshdoc:
Prayer is the key bro cool
baba how will his prayer point look like

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by LarryBeryl(m): 8:47am On Dec 31, 2017
You deserve beating

Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 8:53am On Dec 31, 2017
mikejj:
dont even think of doing that bro...it has a side effect.respect your dick pls


Woooow
Thanks
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 8:54am On Dec 31, 2017
mikejj:
baba how will his prayer point look like

grin
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by datfreshdoc(m): 8:56am On Dec 31, 2017
mikejj:
baba how will his prayer point look like
its start by kneeling down, robbing some holy oil of the junk, and begging whoever his maker is to have mercy. thank me later
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by mikejj(m): 9:51am On Dec 31, 2017
datfreshdoc:
its start by kneeling down, robbing some holy oil of the junk, and begging whoever his maker is to have mercy. thank me later
imagine where he will touch when they say place your hand on your problem.haha
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Agboki: 10:18am On Dec 31, 2017
Dey are natural ways of increasing ur dick size,wit no side effects.
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by okonja(m): 11:24am On Dec 31, 2017
ducturay:
Please i really need help
Though no girl has told me i have a small dick
But to be sincere, lots of marriages and relationships have crashed due to this reason.
A girl close to me even opened up that if her guy had money and still had small dick, she would still cheat on him..

I've looked for solutions, but most drugs these days are fake.
I don't mind if i meet someone here to pay to so as to get one that works well

If you are fat, start loosing your weight(by exercising regularly), and take alot of Garlic + Honey
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by Juliette05(f): 11:58am On Dec 31, 2017
I was standing in front of my house this morning waiting for any available keke, two kids(a boy and a girl) ran to me and d little girl asked me this question:
Uncle, can a 6yr old girl get pregnant? I said NO and the boy replied "didn't I tell u?
Oya let's go and continue...
I shouted wait!!!!! continu what??

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by jeff1607(m): 12:13pm On Dec 31, 2017
Juliette05:

I was standing in front of my house this morning waiting for any available keke, two kids(a boy and a girl) ran to me and d little girl asked me this question:
Uncle, can a 6yr old girl get pregnant? I said NO and the boy replied "didn't I tell u?
Oya let's go and continue...
I shouted wait!!!!! continu what??


You were called an uncle?
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by jamariwolf2(f): 12:23pm On Dec 31, 2017
First of all, you are a faqqot (judging from ya profile pics).
So are you trying to enlarge your peenis for ladies or for GUYS?
Honestly reply this question and I'll know what to tell you next.
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 1:09pm On Dec 31, 2017
jamariwolf2:
First of all, you are a faqqot (judging from ya profile pics).
So are you trying to enlarge your peenis for ladies or for GUYS?
Honestly reply this question and I'll know what to tell you next.

Lol, thank God you said judging from my profile pic.
You're a female and i think you might be under 12 judging from your own profile pic.

I never said I'm enlarging penis for guys, I'm not Gay.
Please when next your to give advice, do that wisely.
Throwing shades will only make you sound immature... #Peace

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Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by blackjack21(m): 1:15pm On Dec 31, 2017
Cut the one you have, donate it to a church as new year seed. Then wait for it to grow manifolds .


Don't thank me, I'm a public servant.
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by MICHAELFROST(m): 1:33pm On Dec 31, 2017
seek help from a doctor
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by iamdotune(m): 2:52pm On Dec 31, 2017
jamariwolf2:
First of all, you are a faqqot (judging from ya profile pics).
So are you trying to enlarge your peenis for ladies or for GUYS?
Honestly reply this question and I'll know what to tell you next.
this jamariwolf can be f0olish on every thread!
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by jamariwolf2(f): 2:59pm On Dec 31, 2017
iamdotune:
this jamariwolf can be f0olish on every thread!
lol. What straight man takes pic with flowers on his head? shocked

I can't be giving advice when I fully know that you want to go and tear another man's anus behind closed doors.

#saynotofagism
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by jamariwolf2(f): 2:59pm On Dec 31, 2017
ducturay:


Lol, thank God you said judging from my profile pic.
You're a female and i think you might be under 12 judging from your own profile pic.

I never said I'm enlarging penis for guys, I'm not Gay.
Please when next your to give advice, do that wisely.
Throwing shades will only make you sound immature... #Peace
you haven't answered my question sister.
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by IVORY2009(m): 3:00pm On Dec 31, 2017
jeff1607:



You were called an uncle?

A male using a female Monika...
Re: How Can I Get A Bigger Penis? by ducturay(m): 3:59pm On Dec 31, 2017
jamariwolf2:
lol. What straight man takes pic with flowers on his head? shocked

I can't be giving advice when I fully know that you want to go and tear another man's anus behind closed doors.

#saynotofagism

Stop fooling yourself

They already know you in all the threads.
Stop disgracing females
if you don't know what to say, then lock up.
You're not worth my Time

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