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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Respect55(m): 2:41pm On Jan 02
darnley16:
wow I worship I black guy call Lucy Jesus, it worked for me too praise Jesus
Wateva sails ur boat bro.
I know the God I serve
He can do all things
He is faithful, too faithful to fail
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by seancombs617: 2:43pm On Jan 02
My resolution is to start datin undergraduate gals that won't disturb me with marriage till 2020
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by pedrozone15(m): 2:46pm On Jan 02
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?
1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute 2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate 3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn


Honest ans needed for u to get expert management
kenonze! Kenonze!! kenonze!!! KENONZE!!!!!!!!!!!! That ur profile pics has ki........ I am going to church now, must rededicate my heart again!
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Kingsley10000: 3:00pm On Jan 02
you need tb Joshua
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by chineduemmao: 3:05pm On Jan 02
KingSango:


It's the middle of the year. grin

Rome made their own calendar and people follow it thinking it's accurate.


The new year is the heliptic rising of Sirius. That is when the star Sirius can be seen rising with the Sun, which usually occurs in late July or early August. It was never a set date but a set number of days it took. The Sun goes around the Earth every 24 hours. shocked Shocking I know. All will is magical and based upon 3 things, ritual, focal point and intent. So if your will is to quit bad habits on New Year's Day but you start in the middle of the year, laughing, you already lost the focal point. grin

The above passage explains how come New Year Resolutions never work. For the wise only. cool
conspiracy theory again this year?
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by WinningSun: 3:13pm On Jan 02
fuckpro:
...masturbation is not about getting right with God,most if not all took that step its way deeper and complex than that
...the subject brain chemistry has altered
...its like pouring drugs into the brain to find release whenever one is stressed,the sex part is just a tiny part and yes there are supernatural force at work


how is supernatural forces at work?
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by KingSango(m): 3:13pm On Jan 02
chineduemmao:
conspiracy theory again this year?

Only if you are Roman. Are you Roman?
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by sonofoluku: 3:44pm On Jan 02
Hmmm God abeg oh...Nigga I hail u.
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by taurusdude0(m): 3:44pm On Jan 02
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?

1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute
2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate
3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn



Honest ans needed for u to get expert management
Pls don't let him see ur Dp grin

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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by koning: 3:47pm On Jan 02
Tsowa:
it's easy to overcome... get married and you're safe from those


How ignorant!!. Marriage has never been known to stop masturbation. In fact married women especially masturbate as much as single ladies.

Many married men visit prostitutes too.



BTW, who says Masturbation is a sin. There is nothing sinful about it.
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by chineduemmao: 3:50pm On Jan 02
KingSango:


Only if you are Roman. Are you Roman?
no b only roman i b greek join
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by joe4christ(m): 3:53pm On Jan 02
Respect55:
I have resolved to let go of masturbation n porn and there is no going back on that.
God help me


To achieve this, friends, weneva the urge comes, overcome it with the word of God. Just open that Bible app on ur phone n read den change ur location. With time, the urge won't even show up again.
Be careful not to break it for there is no better time to start than this new year.

In few days time, you will loose concentration and be so tensed that even your bible reading cannot distract your mind from that konji that is about to explode to infinitum.
I see you falling, and falling soon!
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Charleynmuo: 3:54pm On Jan 02
madgoat:


See your life grin.. I just bought a big jar of Vaseline. I need to lubricate my joystick well while wanking. Nothing wrong with wanking.
Lmao..baba ehh,u funny die ah swear.
My belle oh!! Abeg no kill me with lafta oo
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Rejoice5000(f): 3:55pm On Jan 02
Too early
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by KingSango(m): 3:58pm On Jan 02
chineduemmao:
no b only roman i b greek join

Well I'm not Roman and my intended audience aren't Romans and Greeks. grin

Get in where you fit in or get on before you get...well..you know the rest. angry grin
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by engrchykae(m): 4:03pm On Jan 02
God bless the day i found nairaland. Its the best social platform. Americans can keep their Facebook. Nairaland na we own.

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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Omotayor123(f): 4:25pm On Jan 02
madridguy:
Pity me na 2018 we dey so

grin tongue
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:26pm On Jan 02
Eastatlantaniqqa:
Bleep I still played virtual soccer
this your own ennn... Try leave this one o... E even better say na ashawo you go see than Ritual Virtual cheesy ...
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by nosagold(m): 4:31pm On Jan 02
bokunrawo:
As for me, I vowed not to masturbate , watch porn and Bleep prostitute but I broke all my new year resolutions today. If your new year resolution has been broken today please share your experiences


Though we are sinners, Christ Jesus came and died for us. So we must keep pushing for holiness bro. Don't listen to any judgement, just keep pushing. I commend you for your bravery in sharing this. God bless.
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Respect55(m): 4:36pm On Jan 02
joe4christ:


In few days time, you will loose concentration and be so tensed that even your bible reading cannot distract your mind from that konji that is about to explode to infinitum.
I see you falling, and falling soon!
U speak for yourself n not me.
God is ever willing if we offer ourselves as sacrifice to Him which I have done
I rebuke that negative state from u through CHRIST our Lord.
Take cognisance of this quote and be free to ask me how far after months.
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by IamGoke(m): 4:47pm On Jan 02
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?

1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute
2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate
3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn



Honest ans needed for u to get expert management

Seriously, are u an expert??

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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Curry30: 5:24pm On Jan 02
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?

1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute
2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate
3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn



Honest ans needed for u to get expert management

grin
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Blurr(m): 5:44pm On Jan 02
I neva make any resolution for now grin

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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by sherlock229(m): 6:05pm On Jan 02
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?
1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute 2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate 3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn


Honest ans needed for u to get expert management
well! it doesn't change the fact that you're one absolutely sexy lady. whew!
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by oghale23: 6:08pm On Jan 02
Yes. I promised myself not to masturbate this year, I was feeling proud till around 6pm yesterday when the urge came upon me, I thought about ways to escape, I read a bible verse and switched off my phone, then the urge came down. But it came up again some hours later, I switched on my phone and tried to fuel my lust, but I struggled and switched off again. I slept with lust in my heart and I had a wet dream. Then today I committed the act. I was flabbergasted, I said to myself this habit has followed me to the year 2018 again. But by God's grace, I will continue to struggle and fight till I overcome.

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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by oghale23: 6:17pm On Jan 02
oghale23:
Yes. I promised myself not to masturbate this year, I was feeling proud till around 6pm yesterday when the urge came upon me, I thought about ways to escape, I read a bible verse and switched off my phone, then the urge came down. But it came up again some hours later, I switched on my phone and tried to fuel my lust, but I struggled and switched off again. I slept with lust in my heart and I had a wet dream. Then today I committed the act. I was flabbergasted, I said to myself this habit has followed me to the year 2018 again. But by God's grace, I will continue to struggle and fight till I overcome.

My pattern of sin. Lust - pornography - masturbate.
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by sherlock229(m): 6:22pm On Jan 02
oghale23:
Yes. I promised myself not to masturbate this year, I was feeling proud till around 6pm yesterday when the urge came upon me, I thought about ways to escape, I read a bible verse and switched off my phone, then the urge came down. But it came up again some hours later, I switched on my phone and tried to fuel my lust, but I struggled and switched off again. I slept with lust in my heart and I had a wet dream. Then today I committed the act. I was flabbergasted, I said to myself this habit has followed me to the year 2018 again. But by God's grace, I will continue to struggle and fight till I overcome.

try something you know you won't break, since you're a believer, make an oath to God that you won't watch porn or masturbate, if you really mean it, when the urge comes the fear of God will surely make you stop. I tried this approach and it's working for me for a week now, and make sure you do other stuff that can kill boredom.
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Uniquejames(m): 6:24pm On Jan 02
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?
1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute 2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate 3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn


Honest ans needed for u to get expert management
are you a therapist or one that can talk someone out of those acts?
I also need help

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Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jan 02
Uniquejames:


are you a therapist or one that can talk someone out of those acts?

I also need help
Apply in person
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jan 02
taurusdude0:

Pls don't let him see ur Dp grin


LWKMD
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by SkinnyNigga: 7:46pm On Jan 02
na only porn and masturbation i don do o. Remaining olosho to break them all
Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Rozaytee(f): 8:54pm On Jan 02
bokunrawo:
As for me, I vowed not to masturbate , watch porn and Bleep prostitute but I broke all my new year resolutions today. If your new year resolution has been broken today please share your experiences

can't u just stick to one gal...and forget prostitutes . try it

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