northvietnam:
Why disturbing people this new year


For that over hyped Bullcrap called marriage.....

How can a sane man spend rest of his life with just one woman...

greiboy:
Childish and ridiculous open display of affection

I spit on them **twe**

Purebeerry:
So romantic.

CornFooPanda:
Nothing romantic there.

NairalandCS:
I wonder what would have happened if the girl had said no.

Fling her out of the plane ?

Purebeerry:
So romantic.

idu1:
what is PDA?

northvietnam:
Why disturbing people this new year


For that over hyped Bullcrap called marriage.....

How can a sane man spend rest of his life with just one woman...

mosho2good:
*Mathematics of life*

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*ASSUMPTIONS:*

If:
1; You lived for 60 years, and each day of your life, You slept 8hrs in the 60years, You would have spent exactly 20 years just sleeping.

2; You worked for 8hrs a day, You would have spent 20years just working.

3; Usually Childhood takes 15years.

4; Sat on the dining table twice a day for thirty minutes, You would have spent 3years just eating.

Now...Addition of sleep (20yrs) + work(20yrs)+childhood (15yrs)+meals(3yrs) =58years. Subtracting from the total number of yrs (60yrs), you have ONLY 2years remaining.
What Will be your answer on
the day of judgment when you're asked about your time on earth?

Here's a simple solution to the
problem above.
The holy Quran(Saudi Arabia
type) has got 604 pages, right?

If you try to divide the 600
pages in 30days of the month, they're nothing.
Don't worry about the calculations, I got them done
for you 600/30=20; simple.
Now that means you are to
cover 20 pages/day.

There are 5 prayers a day, so,
20/5=4, this means, if you recite 4pages after every salat (prayer), you'll definitely complete the whole holy Quran in just one
month.

Message is still proceeding,
Kindly read to the end.

If you send this message to your friends and family and they complete the Quran because of you, do you have any idea how much rewards you'll get?

Whenever someone reads, you gain their rewards, without minus or reducing their accounts.

Why don't you make yourself a profitable business this year in terms of rewards?

Purebeerry:
Only broke guys will say it's not romantic .

idu1:
what is PDA?

Ade3000yrs:
Hmmm, what a social animal! this guy must be a dreamer mistaken himself for another reformed white man! that's the result of too much of romantic and love movies and too much of romantic novels. If I were this guy, it could have been in a poultry farm yard with a lot of poultry poo all over me! Oyinbo shaaa? Oyinbo don use social psychology jazzzz all our potential citizens over sea so tey resourceful Nigerians no wan come back home develop their father land! una they wait for government? keep dreaming my brother with your proposed wedding but I hope your anticipated blissful marriage does not crash land after 18yrs, like the old Nigerian era basking with the largese of oil procedes.

debolayinka:


A Rehab Centre might help you overcome this perception of yours.

Purebeerry:
So romantic.

greiboy:
Childish and ridiculous open display of affection

I spit on them **twe**

northvietnam:



Shift

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUZxEu1sQA

Nigerian man proposes to his girlfriend on a flight