agarawu23:
i have collected "owo omo Ile" twice from different wedding as the eldest son but I am yet to pay any.

ademasta:
14. When you get a clue about what the Eru Iyawo (Engagement list) will look like...

Then the list go be:
Owo Ori(Dowry)– N100,000

Owo Ijoko Agba – N100,000,

Owo Ikanlekun – N100,000

Owo Aeroplane – N100,000,

Owo Omo Ile – N250,000
Etc

ademasta:
13. When you sight that your uncle (that didn’t contribute anything to your education and upbringing) eating goat meat, drinking Goldberg and chopping life...

Then you be like: Onku, enuff is enuff! Haaaaa, wetin carry you come here self?

ademasta:
Hehehehehe.... Yoruba introduction wouldn't even cost you up #30k if you want it simple, but you will be surprised when you see the engagement list which would be given to you on your intro day or after... Some will even include a cow in the list , some go say 2cow laps

ademasta:

Fanaticism is killing! How sure are you the Op(I, myself) intended calling "Jesus"? Does Jeeeez mean Jesus? Could "Jeeez" not have meant Jezebel in the first place? And look at the picture very well it is as real as you, yourself. It wasn't nollywood, it happened for real and almost all the newspapers in Nigeria said about a pastor ordering the couple to place their hands on each other's private part for sanctification. The picture went viral...

So if you wanna be a fanatic, you are free to be. Who am I to stop you?

But next time, watch well before you cross some lanes.

Best regards.

Burmababe:

He used jeeeez which is not the same as Jesus
Can people actually have a little fun without looking for fault every time

mastermaestro:


Shut up! Why not use the first few letters of your biological father's name for such rubbish? I am not a docile Christian like many are. I am a defender of the Gospel! I won't see idiocy and turn a blind eye. Be warned!

Ayomideen:
OP you too much

ademasta:

With this comment of yours you can slap your father...

mastermaestro:


I know you probably aren't a Christian. That's why it sounds funny to use the Blood in such blasphemous manner. Everything isn't a joke! The Blood of JESUS should never be used in anything as stupid as this. Be warned so you don't destroy your career/destiny even before it starts.

Preetiex:
Oga did u read wat Op wrote or is d blood of jeeez same as blood of Jesus?

project4OO:



A lot of people are learning already. Ignore the perceptions about my initial post and let's keep learning. You'd be surprised to know the number of single men with no iota of idea what it takes to do a decent Introduction.

I didn't know too until two weeks to my Intro. Let's keep learning, there's absolutely no crime in learning and laughing.

project4OO:



A lot of people are learning already. Ignore the perceptions about my initial post and let's keep learning. You'd be surprised to know the number of single men with no iota of idea what it takes to do a decent Introduction.

I didn't know too until two weeks to my Intro. Let's keep learning, there's absolutely no crime in learning and laughing.

Preetiex:
Oga did u read wat Op wrote or is d blood of jeeez same as blood of Jesus?

mastermaestro:


Be careful! Don't quote me again with brainless questions.

Preetiex:
i saw ur comments on dis thread which shows clearly what u are in Christ,i know d type of christian u are.oversabi house boy

ademasta:

Bae, you just finished him!

Claiming what they ain't on social media

Preetiex:
i saw ur comments on dis thread which shows clearly what u are in Christ,i know d type of christian u are.oversabi house boy

Rainmania:
But this is not even funny.

CivilianJTF:

Brother, u be sadist?

ademasta:

Bae, you just finished him!

Claiming what they ain't on social media

Preetiex:
my dear see me o,he doesnt know d diff btw jeez & Jesus nawa o

Rainmania:
Na far from that. Some people find certain comedians funny while others don't. But more grease to the OP's dry elbow...it will get better with time.