FREE Pv$sY, FREE PREGNANCY PART 1
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As I looked back that day to sound of my name
called by a voice, I saw some ladies that I
couldn’t identify cos the distance btw us was
dead far.
I replied by waving my hand at them while they
did the same.
I feel like moving towards them to know who
they are but I was being sent on an errand by
my father. Later, I shouted.
I was feeling like ‘why is it that girls like my
name’ as I was moving down to Amoo’s house
which is not so far from our house.
Let me not forget to introduce myself sha, my
name is Fawaz, I’m an artiste popularly known
as iTSF(The Soul of Flowz), I live at ibadan!!!
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I was on my way back home the day after I
delivered Alhaji’s (my dad) message to Amoo
when I saw those ladies that called me the
other time, to my surprise I didn’t know any of
them.
I greeted them and they were like ‘so, you don’t
know us again??
Me: I don’t o
Lady A: we were the one that took pix with you
at elegant hotel!!!
Me: I’m sorry, I still can’t remember u people o.
B: you don’t need to, anyway my name is zinat
C: keji
A: they call me shally dee but my real name is
shalewa…
D: my own name is bimbo
Me: you’ve all got a nice name and pls what
can I do for you o
Zinat: actually we saw how you performed at
that show at elegant and we loved it, so we
decided to invite you to a birthday!
Me: and pls who is the person celebrating the
birthday?
Shalewa: I
Me: wow!!! you know what? I’m busy right now,
let me give you my phone number and pls give
me a call!!!
Bimbo gave me a phone of which I don’t know
how to operate, I returned the phone to her by
telling her to type it that I’m gonna call it for
her
0 8 1 39 47 04 20…. I said,
We’ll give you a call as soon as possible….
Bye bye, they said…
So, as I was going home na so I dey remember
those babes, lemme describe them to u
*Zinat is short, dark with a very large bossom
and nice backup…
*Shalewa’s complexion was light, her bossom
was not that plentiful, her height made sense,
(in short she looked like fathia balogun)
*Bimbo was chocolate, not that fat but huge (if
u know wetin farmers do refer to as Bumper
harvest, she’s the type) she’s tall, not that tall o,
she carry back(massive type), she carry front
(she really tried for the front), everything just
gather for there and
*Keji is light with full and massive chest that
I’m sure any guy that suck am will suffocate,
her behind is good one and have the same
height as bimbo….
As I got home, na those babes matter I still dey
carry for head as I fell into trouble…
Alhaji: where is that Fawaz
My bro: I donno where e dey o
Na so I sneak out of the house cos I know that
I’m in dead soup, then I summon the courage
to go back inside.. As I open the gate, na so I
saw something wey shock me…..
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Alhaji called me in the morning to clean his
shoes and wash his car, as I wan lay hand on
the shoe na so he called me back to quickly go
to Amoo’s (alhaji’s friend) house to collect
some money from the man…
I didn’t know that I’ve spent up to 40 minutes in
the place that I can use only 2mins, Due to
those girls I met on my way and the foolish
thought I was thinking for my room…
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The thing that shocked me was that the shoe
he said I should clean was soaked in water by
my step mother’s son, I was like is this boy mad
or crazy
As I wan open door to Alhajiz sitting room, I
saw alhaji at my back with a Koboko, I was like
‘why do I answer these girls now, see what
they brought me into’
Go and kneel down in my room Alhaji said with
a lion face… I’m sorry was what I said before I
saw myself in an ocean of slap….
Alhaji: the way I will beat you today, you’ll never
forget it
Me: (weeping and rubbing my two hands
together to plead for mercy)
Alhaji: you said u no go listen to me abi, I will
kill you today
Na only cry I dey cry as I knelt down in his
room, na so he lie down for bed….
For like an hour I was still on my kneel, na so I
tap him for leg, to my surprise…. Alhaji don
sleep!!!
Which kind rubbish be this was what came to
my mind, na so I dash out of his room…..
I was really angry that I shouted at my mother
when she called me…
As I sidon for one corner in my room, I brought
out my phones out of where I put them….
I saw some missed calls on my phones….
On the first phone
12 missed calls- Alhaji(when he sent me on
errand)
8 missed calls -Queen(8minutes ago)
On the second phone
2 missed calls -Alhaji(long ago)
1missed calls -Mum( an hour ago)
4 missed calls -An unknown glo number(22 mis
ago)
2 missed calls -An unknown mtn num( 3 mins
ago)
I decided to go out to my mum shop to collect
recharge card on credit,
Me: abeg, gimme mtn 100
Mum: sheybi na me u dey shout at abi
Me: pls, no mind me! Na dat your husband wey
dey vex me
Mum: (hissed and gave me the card) and where
is the money
Me: we go see later na
I ran inside my room and as I carry my phone,
I saw another 2 missed calls from that mtn
unknown number… As I was loading the
recharge cards, na so the num come call again
Voice: its that iTSF
Me: (silent)
Voice: are you there??
Me: (cough)
Voice: you aint serious
Me: abeg who is this I’m speaking with
Voice: who did u gave your num to this
morning
Me: you see that’s why people fail WAEC,
what’s your name
Voice: anyway sweetheart, I’m Zinat
Me: I’m sorry pls, I donno u were d one.
Zinat: apology accepted
Me: let me call you back..
Zinat: okay (ends the call)
Chai! Why am I this foolish That I said I will
call her back… Questioning myself…
As I load the recharge card I bought, na so the
glo num call enta my phone
Voice: its me bimbo that collected your num
this morning
Me: ah ah, okay…
And pls why is your voice this sweet??
Bimbo: you don add comedy to your song
abi
Me: no mind me jor
Bimbo: and why don’t you pick up your call the
other time
Me: I was playing with my dad in his room,
that’s why ann I’m not with my phone!!!
Bimbo: hmm hmmm, daddy’s pet
Me: thanks o!!! You know what I will call you
back now!!!
Edited the num and saved Zinat with zinats and
Bimbo with bimbos….
I then dialed my queen’s num, she didn’t even
allow it to ring before picking it!!!
Queen: hello
Me: iyawo (wife) broda fawaz, how far
Queen: I’m good
As I wan talk, na so I saw my door opened with
Alhaji and his koboko for hand for my door
starring at me.

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