1:when you get to the shop and you see alot of people coming to buy the same sex DOLL with you#haaaaa,,I thought I was alone

2:when you get to see a beautiful one that looks like Rihanna

3:when you finally get it before another dude goes for it,You be like to the dude

4:And you came out of the shop and sight if SOMEONE you know is Seeing you Or probably your Relatives

5:Finally you are at home to enjoy yourself but you discovered that there is no LIGHT to charge it##GOD WHY MUST IT BE NOW

6:The brought the light only for you to find out that its LOW CURRENT #NEPA KUKUMA KILL ME NAH

7:You decided to call your electrician to come check on it

Chai i don suffer.

8:And he gave an excuse that he won't make it

9:But your neighbour came to ask you if you also have low current###What is even wrong with you?can't I rest >

10:And finally the Light became FULL

lala

Ifeanyi4491:
Chai i don suffer.

Hahaha#,,that's wen de doll didn't work

Will the sex doll scream your name? Will it pull you closer? I would recommend it to married men looking to spice up their marriage.


But for singles, I won't.

lmaoooo... All this wahala for an emotionless piece of crap.. oshiii

Any lady dat does not find dis funny is dispensable
Lol

When your father sees where you hid the doll...

"Fada Lord, thou seeth my heart, hearken unto my voice and deliver my son!"

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Elparaiso:
Will the sex doll scream your name? Will it pull you closer? I would recommend it to married men looking to spice up their marriage.


But for singles, I won't.

So married men don't requires HOT SEX again?

Oxster:


So married men don't requires HOT SEX again?

They have a wife for that. I would prefer they explored whatever she doesn't want with a doll to them exploring with other women.

Elparaiso:


They have a wife for that. I would prefer they explored whatever she doesn't want with a doll to them exploring with other women.

Hmm,,but dis doll stuff is also mastubation

And the battery quench during bj, and no light
The doll don cut off your d be that

Elparaiso:
Will the sex doll scream your name? Will it pull you closer? I would recommend it to married men looking to spice up their marriage.


But for singles, I won't.

Scream ke!

Oxster:



Hmm,,but dis doll stuff is also mastubation

That means nothing to me though.

donstan18:


Scream ke!

LOL, what good is the sex if she doesn't audibly acknowledge you?

Elparaiso:


LOL, what good is the sex if she doesn't audibly acknowledge you?

So, even ladies that screams "Ewu oo Ewu ooo" will dope u

donstan18:


So, even ladies that screams "Ewu oo Ewu ooo" will dope u

E no dope?

Anyhoo, na she know wetin she wan scream. My own na make e sweet me join.

I swear this will calm fuûk girls down...

pocohantas:
When your father sees where you hid the doll...

"Fada Lord, thou seeth my heart, hearken unto my voice and deliver my son!"

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ofcourse he will have his