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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by kenir(m): 2:57am On Jan 27, 2018
nne dnt mind all these boys, hw much for a night?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by NManonymous(m): 3:06am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
What is your career ??
You know you are not married and you are publicizing your biz ,causing bad luck for yourself later you start asking where to meet rich men.
You ain't even ashamed. hmmmm.
Let me reserve the rest.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 3:11am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
good for you.

Hmmmmmmmmmm this babe smiley

You are tough skinned sha wink
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 3:12am On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Lmao. I know that moniker so well, he started as (m) and acted well like a man. Even trolled flamme during the saga. All of a sudden, he's (f) with these kinda threads. grin

Baby girl! Thank you grin

I needed confirmation, I got op confused with one nairaland barber, who was seeking attention. But I was confused... I knew op was a dude grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by AreaFada2: 3:19am On Jan 27, 2018
So the olosho karishika out at night what reasons do they have different from what you just listed? shocked shocked

I have watched prostitutes being interviewed on TV. Their reasons were no different.

You're not prostitute or olosho. Just a love-vendor. grin cheesy grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Kotodoctor: 3:50am On Jan 27, 2018
Whatever gets you through the night.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 4:27am On Jan 27, 2018
Yahoo boys are waiting for you
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by sodiamond: 4:40am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
Girl I'm with you on this. The only time a woman has a say in a man's life is during sex. Even in marriage men are mostly nice to you when they want to get down with you. Some guys hardly assist women except they have had sex with her, so what are we arguing about?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 4:41am On Jan 27, 2018
This op is either a high class prostitutes aka escort girl or a veteran f#ggot
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 4:50am On Jan 27, 2018
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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Tiffbuxas: 4:51am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM AN OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
y will I respect you wen I'm paying... I respect independent people you can't help buh try to impress them wif a token of appreciation... Buh for ur type, Kindly collect d money and spread your legs. Olosho without border
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 5:23am On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
When will you all learn to respect people's opinions? Even if it doesn't sit well with you, the guy is entitled to his opinion.

Most of you shouting hoes and whatever do same behind closed doors anyway.

The guy? shocked

No wonder grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Xisnin(m): 5:25am On Jan 27, 2018
Safiaa:
She's entitled to believe what she wants. If she says she's not an olosho then she's notcheesy
No, words have meaning and beliefs can't change them.

Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Xisnin(m): 5:27am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4, the olosho 2 of nairaland.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Obierika(m): 5:28am On Jan 27, 2018
Clap for yourself
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Omoikarekimire(m): 5:28am On Jan 27, 2018
You are right babe forget whether u were called Olosho or Prostitute.even the man need to spend money on himself too.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 5:51am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck. . .

you know the rest grin

But seriously it's either you're VERY young, or your IQ is quite low, from the way you contradict yourself and cannot seem to get a handle on a number of time-distilled best practices. Nothing wrong with being a prostitute (which you obviously are) but you cannot get the best of both worlds. Let's even pretend you are getting paid each time you have sex with your partner in a medium/long term relationship (which is impossible) Such committed relationships are for the long haul, so how do you expect to take out your gains immediately after each sexual act and still enjoy the commitment of your partner?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by unbitchable(m): 5:57am On Jan 27, 2018
Safiaa:
She's entitled to believe what she wants. If she says she's not an olosho then she's notcheesy
You sound so stupid, almost always, just as your daughter could be proud of her body count. cünt

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Talius(m): 6:09am On Jan 27, 2018
DaddyKross:
cheesy grin grin



Congrats Op, your stupidity has been unveiled to the whole world. Do not be fooled, the person behind the moniker is not a lady nor is it a man.


It's a Bobrisky

You don reach here? �
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 6:21am On Jan 27, 2018
@ op, you urgently need a medula upgrade!
I'll call a spade a spade, you be Confirm olosho!
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Walexybobo(m): 6:33am On Jan 27, 2018
Bravo!
nice write up.
by the time maggot started coming outta ur pussy then u will stop collecting money for sex.
hallowen.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 6:38am On Jan 27, 2018
That's my baby girl talking, I'm still waiting for our show down oh!!! We get a match to play remember? Abeg make we talk for phone, try call me.
Chikita66:
But you enjoy the sex Na, you are talking as if its a big deal cheesy.


Anyway I don't date broke guys.

And yes I know am broke, two broke people can't date cheesy.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Sparkle777(f): 6:39am On Jan 27, 2018
DaddyKross:
cheesy grin grin



Congrats Op, your stupidity has been unveiled to the whole world. Do not be fooled, the person behind the moniker is not a lady nor is it a man.


It's a Bobrisky

Haba, Bobrisky cannot speak or write fluent English. Am sure a woman wrote it. Tbh, I don't support sex outside marriage but since ppl have bastardized it and men easily forget abt ladies they ve slept with then its not unfair if she collects money. Be it the taking out or outright purchase of her needs. Point is,she has to exact something to make her feel "not used".
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by NaeChris: 6:40am On Jan 27, 2018
Based on your article, compare yourself to an Hoelosho, see if there is any difference. You wan give us reasons why you should collect money and air time. Broke and Hoelosho.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 6:44am On Jan 27, 2018
TheTrueApostle:
That's my baby girl talking, I'm still waiting for our show down oh!!! We get a match to play remember? Abeg make we talk for phone, try call me.
Hmmmmmmmm, which march? I'm not aware.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by lexy2014: 6:45am On Jan 27, 2018
Safiaa:
She's entitled to believe what she wants. If she says she's not an olosho then she's notcheesy
pls define olosho or prostitute let's no if theres another meaning out there
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by NaeChris: 6:46am On Jan 27, 2018
Epistle of a broke ass olosho.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by NaeChris: 6:46am On Jan 27, 2018
Based on your article, compare yourself to an Hoelosho, see if there is any difference. You wan give us reasons why you should collect money and air time. Broke Hoelosho..
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by veraiyke(m): 6:51am On Jan 27, 2018
Simply put a call girl
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 6:55am On Jan 27, 2018
Jigba:


The guy? shocked

No wonder grin
Yes the guy. grin

The internet never forgets, he should've started this bobrisky's act with a new account, not his same old male account. grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by AvailableCofOLa(m): 6:56am On Jan 27, 2018
Lol
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Awoo88: 6:56am On Jan 27, 2018
Go get room for hotel

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