Some things are easier said than done. Have you ever thought about what you would do if you found out that your spouse or significant other was cheating on you? While this is not a fun topic to think about, it’s hard to not let the “what if” thought cross your mind. Chances are, you have thought about this and you have a game plan in your back pocket. You may just up and leave, or you may get so angry that you seek revenge on him/her. And oftentimes your ideal plan doesn’t go the way you expected and you end up doing the opposite. It happens.

One man did something quite different when he discovered that his wife had been cheating on him while he was away. He wrote a note to the guy she was cheating with, and this is what is said…

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer.It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentally challenged.

7. Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks “do these pants make me look fat,” say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Well, there ya have it. This guy proved his point in a very creative way. It would be interesting to find out where the relationship stands now.

Udon meanit..

This is Ridiculous!!!

too many crazy in this world

That's not a marriage anymore they are flatmates

This one na go ahead, probably letter of appointment from the united nations, what kinda man will give this kind permission. Oyibo people and their weird lifestyle.

lol

...god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive.


The above sentence says it all. This is why I believe in loving who I find attractive. I may react the same way if by accident I find myself in his shoes

my brother only the truth can set you free

you cant react that way.....

meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari

CaptainJeffry:
...god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive.


The above sentence says it all. This is why I believe in loving who I find attractive. I may react the same way if by accident I find myself in his shoes

hilarious but cannot happen in reality.

Oyinbo people with their simplicity&stupidity.It's even a taboo in African to 'do' anoda mans wife in her husband apartment nt to talk of bin noticed.In Yorubaland,if u died dia,ur corpses will b treated like a trash.Anyway,its hillarious. ..

Shit happen

And if the lady in question gets to see the letter she'll feel so stupid and useless and for that reason I'll make sure she gets her own duplicate copy.

Women and cheating are like 5&6

I feel sorry for the man.. mehn... it's not easy imagining another man humping your wife, Chai. some men dey suffer sha.

Maybe the guy is like me...there are more important things to worry about than a cheating spouse. Eventually you realise that true love can't be forced Same with loyalty. Marriage is work, at some point you are bound to get distracted by other concerns. It's high time people understand that staying faithful to one partner for life is a feat only very few persons can achieve. I don't expect her to remain faithful for life, she shouldnt expect that from me also. the most important thing is, in all that is to be done family comes first.

If a man catches his wife with any guy, the woman leaves
if a woman catches her husband with any girl, the woman leaves..
When will man leave if they are cut??

lol that no 6 Uncles have suffered

This is sad.... It's like the man has been nailed somewhere, does she pays the bills? does he work for her father? Whatever happens to divorce?

IT IS NOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU GO FOR DIVORCE. THE MAN KNOWS BETTER
FAMILY FIRST