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Manhood Disappearance by effiong2017: 7:39am On Jan 30, 2018 |
MAN'S MANHOOD disappeared after lending a
woman a pen in the bank today, I am an eye
witness! Today at a bank i will not name at Ojodu,
a man lends a young rich woman a pen and
instantly his manhood got missing. The man
couldn't notice until few minutes, this prompted
the man to shout for help within the banking Hall.
The people around couldn't believe their ears until
they confirmed that the manhood actually
disappeared. The securities and some men have to
run after the woman. Luckily, she was found
outside, about to start her car. When apprehended
the woman claimed that she didn't take the man's
manhood. After serious interrogation and serious
beating the woman confessed that the manhood is
in a calabash in the car boot. When the car boot
was opened they found the calabash and asked her
to open it. The moment the woman opened the
calabash she disappeared both she and the car.
This caused an uproar in the area, police has been
invited to track the woman. From CCTV evidence
and records the woman name is said to be Nneka
Okoro. The man whose manhood got missing has
been crying since afternoon and several Pastors
and Alfas has been praying to God to restore the
manhood. The man and many others who are eye
witness has been detained at Area F for futher
interrogation. This are some of the nightmares I
used to have whenever I didn't eat before
sleeping...
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Re: Manhood Disappearance by richeeyo(m): 7:51am On Jan 30, 2018 |
Nigeria police Na Wa Ooo
Them detained witness too
Seeing with your eyes Na another offense |
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