Came across these questions in a kiddies book and to be honest it wasnt that easy except you've come across something similar before. So i selected a few for you guys to answer
Am expecting some hilarious answers


1.Question: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

2.Question: If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?

3.Question: If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?

4.Question: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?

5.Question: A man has a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain. He must cross a river, but cannot carry all of them at once. If he leaves the fox with the chicken, the fox will eat the chicken. However, if he leaves the chicken with the grain, the chicken will eat the grain. How can he get all three across safely?

6.Question: You are driving a bus. When you begin your route, there is an old woman named Mrs. Smith and a young boy named Raymond are on the bus. At the first stop, the old woman leaves, and a salesman, named Ed, enters. At the next stop, Jack and his sister Jill get on, as well as three women with shopping bags. The bus travels fifteen minutes, then stops and Raymond gets off and a man and his wife get on. Next, a woman with a bird in a cage gets on the bus. What is the name of the bus driver?

7.Question: On a Sunday morning, the oldest girl in a family was murdered. The father was reading the paper, the mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, and the girl’s brother was playing video games. Uncle George was visiting and was out getting the mail. Who murdered the girl?

8.Question: If ten birds are sitting on a tree and a hunter shoots one, how birds many are left in the tree?

9.Question: Name all the numbers from 1 – 100, which have the letter ‘A’ in their spellings?

10.If Mr Smith’s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones’ yard, who owns the egg?

11.Question: If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

12.Question: How many birthdays does the average person have?

13.If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?

14.Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers?

15.If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?

16.How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?

17.Question: When a rooster lays eggs on top of a slanted roof, which way will it roll?

18.A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? 

19.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The yolk of the egg are white?" 

20.
If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

NLbully:
2: Bungalow's gat no stairs
3: An electric train's gat no smoke coming out
4: All months has 28days
5: Too long to type
7:Uncle George
9: None
15: Still 12 fishes don't drown
17: Roosters don't lay eggs
18: No banana on a coconut tree
19: Egg yolk is yellow
20: you will be the second not the first

What About the remaining answers

Tomoyayi:


What About the remaining answers

don't know the rest