korel9:
dafuq is this?

donsimo:

Its stupid, even a blind bat can see where is going , the op is already laying the plot to justify why women ruined paradise.
That it wasn't their fault, that it was Adams fault.
Imagine the effrontery,
Women want to turn everything in its head, then they will blame man for not being there to stop them, guide them, love them, correct them.

Haven't you notice that when anything goes wrong a woman finds the nearest male to blame.

korel9:


Blind bat, how is it my business?

donsimo:
Annoying story, baseless, irritating and like all stories from women. Trying to shift blame to the men.
Just see, "God made a more perfect creature" and still it needed attention to survive unlike the less perfect Adam who was self sufficient.

" the creator mad women to please the eye and trouble the mind" Robert Jordan.

Look op, stop shifting blame, women bleeped up, they are the source of all misfortune, see the stories, eve, potifa,Delila,Saul's wife,Pandora.
If men follow women this world would end, because women react, theb rather than fix a situation, they shift blame. Men on the other hand own up and deal with it

1dlemind:
The Untold Story of Adam and Eve
In the beginning God created the earth, He made the sea flow, He lifted the sky above the ground, He made the birds fly and the fishes swim,He made sure the almighty lightbulb called the sun was switched on by six am and installed tinier bulbs called the stars at night. But from dust and a breath of life from his nostrils he created his greatest work. Man.
Man was more superior to any other beast either on land, sea or air, maybe it was his advanced intellect or the fact that he was made in God's reflection. Animals that could swim on water could not move on land and animals that could move on land could not swim in water. Man could do both because he was a fast learner, he learnt how to plant trees and make fire,b God himself was marveled with Man's intelligence that he gave him a name Adam and made him caretaker over His paradise on earth called Eden. Adam's first task was to register every animal a name for easy identification, Adam did as he was told and every animal was given a name they deserved. God was once more impressed with Adam's result that both of them got along well than any other mortal creature of the earth.
Adam proved to be an efficient worker that God promoted him from caretaker of trees on Eden to general manager. Adam was resourceful and hardworking, he trimmed the lawns, made sure the rivers and springs were clean for drinking, he tended the trees, planted the beautiful flowers around the garden. Once in a while God came around to supervise the garden and he was always impressed with Adam that He boasted about him (sometimes Jesus was jealous that his father admonished Adam more than him).
God believed that every honest and hardworking labourer deserved a reward and He being so just and righteous was a rewarder of every faithful labour so He put the man under a sleep so deep, repeating the same procedure he used for creating Adam, God took a sample from his ribs and from the dust of the earth he moulded a body more durable and perfect than Adam's and breathed life in it, inadvertently giving it more intelligence than man. God had created the most dangerous gift mankind had ever known. Woman.
Waking up Adam saw her, at first he thought she was an angel. Out of curiosity he touched her breast it was soft and he liked it. Her skin was flawless, her face was more beautiful than a thousand angels and roses put together, her body parts were a little different from his but Adam knew she was his equivalent. He knelt down and praised God for this gift and he named the woman Eve because she was as beautiful as the evening sun setting down. Adam loved Eve. Eve loved Adam. And God and the angels blessed the quickest wedding on earth gave the newly wed one basic instruction: Be fruitful and multiply. At first Adam was puzzled about what God meant but Eve being the smarter one knew it was sex, actually she taught her husband how to have sex.
God gave the couple another instruction, which was not to go to the tree at middle of the garden nor eat of the fruit that grew on it. Reason was that there was a serpent who lived there, he was the craftiest and most subtle animal in the garden if not even the whole earth, the serpent was dishonest, greedy, tricky, rebellious, every animal in the garden avoided him thus he had no friends. God did not want the serpent to be a bad influence on the couple because he was much like Lucifer a former employee of His.
Sometimes being newly married was blissful, sometimes it was harsh enough to tear one's hair out, but on both sides there must be a resolution. Good stories do not exist without conflicts so are long lasting marriages, there must be issues to be dealt with that was why God didn't make any mortal perfect.
There was a conflict going on in the first marriage on earth, a silent one. The fishes could feel it as it rippled the waters, the birds could feel it shake their trees, the earth rumbled so quietly that only sensitive animals could hear it except our very own Adam.
Of course he was busy as usual tending God's paradise, Adam continued being a faithful servant to God, efficient and dedicated to his work, except that he didn't know how to treat a woman.
Eve in the opposite was getting tired of being alone, she had fallen in love with Adam a year ago, yet the feeling was fading off like a wax paint. Eve felt like a concubine sharing the love and attention of her husband with his boss God. No! she was never against God, for she obeyed and feared him but God also believed that couples too needed intimacy sometimes but nothing seduced Adam more than planting new trees or keeping the garden clean and when he back home late at night he gave excuses, sometimes she tried to be seductive and alluring when he came back from work, but being so tired even the tail between his legs didn't dare wag. To her annoyance Adam will only devour the dinner she made and will go to bed without saying thank you nor a simple kiss or worse still he gave her a disappointing sex.

FakoMaybach1:
You Nairalanders are too religious, abeg make the guy express himself jare....Nobody said u shud replace your bible it is just a story

Me i dey read am like i used to read the tortoise and the hare....Not everything shud be taken so seriously.
But i know if OP had done this to an islamic story not only wud nairaland ban him, some muslims will trace him and kill him. Muslims are not so kind ooo