histemple:


But you believed that snake had a discussion with Eve in the bible. So if a snake can talk, it may also be able to swallow money.

In case you are considering the huge amount, N36m is not heavier that a human being that snakes easily swallow.

Please don't quote me. We are having bible study and our pastor just entered.

LordAdam16:


From an evolutionary POV, a snake has no reason to eat money in the present day and time. I'm not a numbers guy, but the probability is less than 0.01%. It provides no benefit.

And that's exactly what themonk was talking about. If you don't understand or are incapable of understanding evolution, it would sound unbelievable; and as Niflheim said, you'd make illogical postulations.

The fact that South Americans excel in football, blacks excel in basketball, while whites excel in swimming are current proofs of evolution. The fact that the Indian elephant is stouter than the African elephant is an existential proof of evolution. The prevalence of third molar agenesis is an ongoing evolutionary process. You don't really have to look at fossils to prove evolution. Evolution, like the clock, never stops. If you look well enough, you'd see it. Pennicilin-resistant bacteria evolved.

The average global life expectancy is 71.4 years. The industrial age started 250 years ago. Yet somehow, people expect that evolutionary processes that take at least tens of thousands of years, and on average millions of years, to occur; would be observable everywhere we look in our lifetimes. And that shows a gross misunderstanding of evolution.

I have conceded the fact that the majority of the population is grossly uninformed and improperly educated on most of the vital facets of human interaction.

-Lord

dudebuck:
this is the dumbest argument I have ever come across. South Americans being very good in football, whites being good in swimming, blacks being the best in bascket ball LOL, what an argument. So you have forgotten that Africans being good at almost nothing is cultural not genetic, in South America, kids begin to play football at a very early age and are always encouraged by their parents and supplied every kit they can to the kid, it can never be the same thing with somebody that started late as the case is with Africans, the same for other sports discipline. Asian elephants can be smaller than the African elephant elephants because of environment and other factors as predators, Asian elephants cannot survive the presence of lions that hunt in packs, last I checked Lions don't exist in southeast Asia, and tigers don't hunt in packs. na wa for una

DavidEsq:

He said he is an agnostic. Ur eyes dey pain u ni?

debolayinka:
Are you really an atheist?

plessis:
May the flying spaghetti monster touch you with his noodliness and bless you with more sauce. Ramen!!

jidxin:



bros sharap....must u display ur arrant idiocy here? what is d diff btw u and a mad man..... nothin only dat u havnt start roaming d street

hopefulLandlord:


Yes, also a Pastafarian

debolayinka:

You actually believe in God, but you're in a state of heart that makes you deny him.

hopefulLandlord:


Yes, I believe in the one true God, FSM

debolayinka:

How come you then claim atheism? Your one true God still doesn't exist?

hopefulLandlord:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

vaxx:
in the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs. May you see the light soon before is too late....

hopefulLandlord:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

debolayinka:

Of course, I've read about this fsm crap, and you and I know it's just a delusionary idea from a man who would rather be filled with his own ways than submitting to God.

Chiedu4Trump:
How the snake fit enter jamb office, swallow 36 million and escape?


Jackass in evolution, who created the first things that started evolution?

Big bang needs 2 things to start, matter & energy..

Who created them, who brought them together?

hopefulLandlord:


Lmao! its a parody of gods and religions, don't take it that seriously

Chiedu4Trump:
How the snake fit enter jamb office, swallow 36 million and escape?


Jackass in evolution, who created the first things that started evolution?

Big bang needs 2 things to start, matter & energy..

Who created them, who brought them together?

Amirullaha:
Are you telling me to believe a snake swallowed N36M
Op; Wetin do your head

LordOfNaira:


If it is possible for rats to devour newspapers, then it is possible for snakes to eat money. Animals are very unpredictable even the ones raised in captivity. Haven't you heard about a tiger who made friends with a goat that was served to him as lunch? There was also the story of a girl who was saved from an attacker by a group of lions who then stayed by her till help came.

Let us consider our close relatives, the gorillas. In a certain zoo, a boy fell into a gorilla enclosure. A mother gorilla pampered the boy and protected from the others until help reached the boy. In another event, a boy fell into the enclosure of gorillas which included the famous Harambe. Unlike the earlier gorilla, Harambe was hostile to the boy and dragged him about.

My point is that animals continue to surprise us daily.

LordOfNaira:


If it is possible for rats to devour newspapers, then it is possible for snakes to eat money. Animals are very unpredictable even the ones raised in captivity. Haven't you heard about a tiger who made friends with a goat that was served to him as lunch? There was also the story of a girl who was saved from an attacker by a group of lions who then stayed by her till help came.

Let us consider our close relatives, the gorillas. In a certain zoo, a boy fell into a gorilla enclosure. A mother gorilla pampered the boy and protected from the others until help reached the boy. In another event, a boy fell into the enclosure of gorillas which included the famous Harambe. Unlike the earlier gorilla, Harambe was hostile to the boy and dragged him about.

My point is that animals continue to surprise us daily.

sandland:


No Nigerian believed the fool that said sneak swallowed money. The woman is under trial up to now.

correctguy101:


Nope....

Only energy.

CoolUsername:


Who created the creator, genius?

Chiedu4Trump:

Energy cannot just exist, who created it

hopefulLandlord:


whatever created energy cannot just exist, who created it?

hopefulLandlord:


Do you want to debate cosmology with me?

Chiedu4Trump:

They cannot just exist, they were all created by GOD!

With the help of God, I'll eat you for breakfast

hopefulLandlord:


What created GOD?

Chiedu4Trump:


God means "Self existing"

He is the beginning of all existence.

themonk:

Lets be honest both the evolution and creation story sound ridiculous and unbelievable at first if you have an open mind.

The christain ridiculous creation story sounds less unbelievable to you becausr you have been probably taught that all your life, the indoctrination started as a kid and you collected the same injection from your parents and sunday school teachers and then using it on yourself till adult. Imagine how ridiculous the yoruba or igbo traditional creation story sounds to you and that is because you weren't brought up with it but our great grand fathers back then believed it and embraced it as truth because they were brought up with it.

The difference between the creation story and the evolution fact is that at first sight the religious stories are more believable due to cultural and environmental factors while the evolution story is less believable. But when you start studying both, one looks outright stupid and the other looks very possible.

Most people who trash evolution have not taken time to study it thats why people like you would still say we evolved from monkeys. Even google knows better than that and you couldn't ask him, I'm so sure you havent even questioned yourself as regards to the creation story talk less of read books that critisize it with an open mind.

Mind you I'm an agnostic. I do not say i know evolution happened but i believe it is feasible based on facts presented and fossils like neanderthals that has further more strengthened the probablity of evolution. But then the creation story is straight up ridiculous.
Seun lalasticlala

hopefulLandlord:


I see, defining something into existence in an attempt to terminate the regress

why not go with energy straight?

Chiedu4Trump:
Energy cannot just exist, who created it