paulchineduN:
It's unfortunate that I found myself in a country that sees through the eyes of tribal bigotry other the truth as it is. Shehu Sani is one senator that I have a big respect for always standing on the right side.

Then you don't know sani shehu...

We just like play too much in this country, see this this kind of serious thing that a whole senator is making a joke out.

ricktnum:
Nigeria is dead

Buhari, it shall never be well with you and Yahaya Bello ritualist

Am pretty sure you didnt read the whole epistle, this shii never happened under buhari tenure but oloyede whom buhari appointed dug out the case.

obiZEAL:
I have seen it all...

my brother u have'nt seen anything,shey na nigeria we dey,wait for more jaw droping news

2018 Jamb Candidate should be prepared for questions like this.

Calculate how long it will take a snake to
swallow 36M Naira. If the Bank notes are either
in 50,100, 200,500 or 1000 denomination and
Tally the chances of the snakes survival
using the Buhari/Apc Formula.

I fear Nigeria snakes , same for the politicians.

buhariguy:
Hahahahaha,
So what is all this show-off for?

Is it to amuse idiotic pigs of Biafra or just to show your stupidity.

To prevent snakes from swallowing our foreign reserve under this government

engrsyer:
Hahahahaha. Una Neva shishumtin

Baba syer so you self dey here, na your Askus paddy

efilefun:
Am pretty sure you didnt read the whole epistle, this shii never happened under buhari tenure but oloyede whom buhari appointed dug out the case.

i will curse your unborn children if u quote me again. Buhari cock sucker

If you didn't read the post, try to
Lol.

I love this country.

Why is Nigeria a National Disgrace.

lmao you can go distribute the curse among your kinsmen and generations to come

ricktnum:
i will curse your unborn children if u quote me again. Buhari cock sucker

Don't know if I should cry or just laugh out my pains for this country.�

buhariguy:
Hahahahaha,
So what is all this show-off for?

Is it to amuse idiotic pigs of Biafra or just to show your stupidity.

You wan de popular for Nairaland but u no get sense

Very funny news ,snake ate 36m naira..that snake must end up in Efcc detention cell

ricktnum:
i will curse your unborn children if u quote me again. Buhari cock sucker

Oga go'an learn how to read before insulting your generation

Breaking News
It has just been brought to our attention that the money swallowing snake was sighted lurking around NYSC office in Abuja. It is reported that our February Allawee is in this particular building. Fellow colleagues, what are you waiting for. Every evil snake that wants to swallow my allawee, what are you waiting for, Die by fire!!! E jeka gbadura.

TODAY WE CAN TESTIFY THAT THERE IS CHANGE IN OUR SOCIETY. HOPE WE CAN ALL HEAR THE REASON SHE GAVE ABOUT THE MISSING MONEY...IMAGINE SNAKE SWALLOWED 36M. MONEY RECEIVED FROM POOR PARENTS FOR THEIR CHILDREN'S JAMB EXAMINATION. ARE WE NOT AWARE THAT SOME PARENTS BORROWED THESE MONIES, SOME SOLD THEIR PROPERTY, SOME EVEN STOLE IT FROM WORK PLACES TO PAY FOR JAMB. BUDGET PADDING, INFLATED CONTRACTS, MONEY LAUNDRY, MONEY HIDDEN INSIDE HOUSES, WATER TANKS, GRAVEYARDS, ABANDONED HOTELS AND HOUSES ETC. STORIES LIKE THIS WILL ALWAYS SURFACE IN THE NEWS TODAY BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT OF PMB IS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MISSING FUNDS. WE HEAR ALL THESE NASTY EXCUSES BECAUSE THE PRESIDENCY WANTS TO KNOW HOW WE SPEND PUBLIC FUNDS. WE NO LONGER HEAR ABOUT "GHANA MUST GO" IN THE UPPER/LOWER CHAMBERS, NO MORE STORIES OF PRESIDENT PUBLICLY FIGHTING HIS VP OVER SHARED PTDF MONEY, NO MORE ILLEGAL SALES OF PUBLIC PROPERTY, NO MORE ILLEGAL PAYMENT OF FRAUDULENT SUBSIDY REFUND, WE NO LONGER HEAR ABOUT ABANDONED GOVERNMENT ROADS & PROJECTS BY CONTRACTORS, NO MORE DEFRAUDING OF UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS FOR UNAVAILABLE JOBS, NO MORE DEATHS FOR YOUTHS AND PREGNANT WOMEN WHILE WRITING JOB TEST FOR JOBS THAT WERE ALREADY GIVEN TO CABALS AND THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS ETC, NO MORE NIGERIAN SOLDIERS RUNNING AWAY FROM BOKO HARAM...MILITARY MANEUVERING TO CAMEROON, NO MORE BOMB LAST IN MOTOR PARKS, CHURCHES, MOSQUES, MARKETS ETC, {PMB BU ODOGWU}, NO MORE PIPELINE PROTECTION CONTRACT TO INDIVIDUALS..OUR NAVY IS NOW INDOMITABLE, NO MORE AVENGERS AND FIRE DISASTERS FROM ILLEGAL/MILITANTS REFINERIES, NO MORE POLITICAL KILLINGS (SUCH AS BOLA IGE, HARRY MARSHAL, RIMI ETC), NO MORE SNATCHING OF BALLOT BOXES OR IMPOSITION OF LEADERS IN OUR ELECTIONS, NO MORE "DO OR DIE" ELECTION, NO MORE KIDNAPPING OF GOVERNOR, NO MORE EMBEZZLEMENT OF FUNDS MEANT FOR YOUTHS AND SPORTS DEVELOPMENT, NO MORE MONOPOLIZATION OF BUSINESSES BY FAVORED CABALS, NO MORE DIVERSION OF FERTILIZERS AND FARMING MATERIALS BY CABALS....OUR POOR FARMERS ARE HAPPY AGAIN, NO MORE INTIMIDATION OF INNOCENT NIGERIANS ESPECIALLY WOMEN BY OUR MILITARY, POLITICIANS OR RICH NIGERIANS...EVERYBODY DEY RESPECT HIMSELF NOW. I CAN GO ON AND ON TO LIST OUT WHAT HAVE DRASTICALLY REDUCED OR RATHER CHANGED SINCE BABA EMERGED AS OUR LEADER.
IT IS NO LONGER BUSINESS AS USUAL. LOOTERS ARE NOW CRYING TO RETURN THEIR LOOTED FUNDS...METU, MAMA PEACH, DIEZANI, HOW FAR?. TEAM PMB/PYO HAVE RESCUED INNOCENT NIGERIANS AND RECOVERED OUR LOST STATES AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS AREAS FROM BOKO HARAM. TODAY BH MEMBERS ARE NOW CRYING FROM SAMBISA (FORMERLY "A NO GO AREA FOR OUR SO CALLED POT BELLY SOLDIERS". THANKS TO TEAM PMB/PYO. WE ARE PROUD OF YOU. YOU HAVE SET A STANDARD FOR NIGERIA. WE ARE NOW RESPECTED INTERNATIONALLY, MANY COUNTRIES NOW WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH US.
TRUE NIGERIANS EARNESTLY ASK YOU TO CONTINUE. AS A SOLDIER, YOU DESTROYED THE NOTORIOUS MAITATSINE SECT, INDISCIPLINE, CORRUPTION ETC BUT THE CABALS NEVER WANTED IT HAPPEN, SO THEY OVERTHREW YOUR GOVERNMENT. TODAY YOU HAVE CRUSHED BOKO HARAM, SHIITE, AVENGERS, MILITANTS, IPOB ETC AND YOU ARE NOW FIGHTING CORRUPTION COURAGEOUSLY, THE CABALS ARE BACK AGAIN WITH HERDSMEN AND POLITICAL PROPAGANDA BUT WE WILL NOT LET THEM HAVE THEIR WAY AGAIN. WE WILL COLLECTIVELY DESTROY THEM. WE KNOW THAT THE PRESIDENT IS SKEPTICAL ABOUT 2019 ELECTION BECAUSE OF HIS HEALTH STATUS BUT WE WANT TO LET HIM KNOW THAT WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIS GOOD HEALTH AND UNDILUTED GOODWILL FOR NIGERIA. WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU, YOUR FAMILIES AND YOUR TEAM. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. NO AMOUNT OF PROPAGANDA AGAINST YOU WILL PROSPER IN JESUS NAME.
BABA, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UP ON NIGERIA. WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR EFFORT. BABA, DO NOT LET US GO BACK TO OLD NIGERIA...WERE NOTHING WORKED. WE CHERISH YOUR EFFORT SO MUCH. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE SACRIFICE. WE WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT WE CAN NEVER LET OUR ENEMIES COME BACK TO EMBEZZLE OUR COMMON WEALTH AGAIN. WE CANNOT LET YOU GO BECAUSE WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LET OUR CHILDREN DOWN. BABA, PLEASE CONTINUE. YOU WILL NOT DIE, GOD IS WITH YOU AND ALL SINCERE NIGERIANS.

WE WILL STAND BY YOU TILL THE END

WE WILL STAND WITH NIGERIA TILL THE END

SAI BABA !!

SAI PYO !!

SAI TEAM NIGERIA !!!!

PHILipu1:

You have to give Kudos to Buhari and his team for discovering that snakes has been swallowing those cash from Jamb office right from the time of your Otueke hero and PDP.

Thank God that we now know why jamb were not making money during PDP era

Is this missing money under GEJ

Omo eniyan why you com dey lie....wetin be this one ..I fear you humans..we swallow 36million naira.. make una fear God oooooo...nah inside Bush jeje I dey ..heared it from hunter say ..snake carry money..

Sani further said that if a snake could actually swallow N36 million, one day Nigerians may wake up to say that a snake had swallowed the country’s foreign reserve...
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isssssssh

ernie4life:


Baba syer so you self dey here, na your Askus paddy

correct man, I sight you.

Temtee11223344:


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/thenationonlineng.net/sani-storms-jamb-hdqtrs-snake-charmers/amp/

TODAY WE CAN TESTIFY THAT THERE IS CHANGE IN OUR SOCIETY. HOPE WE CAN ALL HEAR THE REASON SHE GAVE ABOUT THE MISSING MONEY...IMAGINE SNAKE SWALLOWED 36M. MONEY RECEIVED FROM POOR PARENTS FOR THEIR CHILDREN'S JAMB EXAMINATION. ARE WE NOT AWARE THAT SOME PARENTS BORROWED THESE MONIES, SOME SOLD THEIR PROPERTY, SOME EVEN STOLE IT FROM WORK PLACES TO PAY FOR JAMB. BUDGET PADDING, INFLATED CONTRACTS, MONEY LAUNDRY, MONEY HIDDEN INSIDE HOUSES, WATER TANKS, GRAVEYARDS, ABANDONED HOTELS AND HOUSES ETC. STORIES LIKE THIS WILL ALWAYS SURFACE IN THE NEWS TODAY BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT OF PMB IS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MISSING FUNDS. WE HEAR ALL THESE NASTY EXCUSES BECAUSE THE PRESIDENCY WANTS TO KNOW HOW WE SPEND PUBLIC FUNDS. WE NO LONGER HEAR ABOUT "GHANA MUST GO" IN THE UPPER/LOWER CHAMBERS, NO MORE STORIES OF PRESIDENT PUBLICLY FIGHTING HIS VP OVER SHARED PTDF MONEY, NO MORE ILLEGAL SALES OF PUBLIC PROPERTY, NO MORE ILLEGAL PAYMENT OF FRAUDULENT SUBSIDY REFUND, WE NO LONGER HEAR ABOUT ABANDONED GOVERNMENT ROADS & PROJECTS BY CONTRACTORS, NO MORE DEFRAUDING OF UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS FOR UNAVAILABLE JOBS, NO MORE DEATHS FOR YOUTHS AND PREGNANT WOMEN WHILE WRITING JOB TEST FOR JOBS THAT WERE ALREADY GIVEN TO CABALS AND THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS ETC, NO MORE NIGERIAN SOLDIERS RUNNING AWAY FROM BOKO HARAM...MILITARY MANEUVERING TO CAMEROON, NO MORE BOMB LAST IN MOTOR PARKS, CHURCHES, MOSQUES, MARKETS ETC, {PMB BU ODOGWU}, NO MORE PIPELINE PROTECTION CONTRACT TO INDIVIDUALS..OUR NAVY IS NOW INDOMITABLE, NO MORE AVENGERS AND FIRE DISASTERS FROM ILLEGAL/MILITANTS REFINERIES, NO MORE POLITICAL KILLINGS (SUCH AS BOLA IGE, HARRY MARSHAL, RIMI ETC), NO MORE SNATCHING OF BALLOT BOXES OR IMPOSITION OF LEADERS IN OUR ELECTIONS, NO MORE "DO OR DIE" ELECTION, NO MORE KIDNAPPING OF GOVERNOR, NO MORE EMBEZZLEMENT OF FUNDS MEANT FOR YOUTHS AND SPORTS DEVELOPMENT, NO MORE MONOPOLIZATION OF BUSINESSES BY FAVORED CABALS, NO MORE DIVERSION OF FERTILIZERS AND FARMING MATERIALS BY CABALS....OUR POOR FARMERS ARE HAPPY AGAIN, NO MORE INTIMIDATION OF INNOCENT NIGERIANS ESPECIALLY WOMEN BY OUR MILITARY, POLITICIANS OR RICH NIGERIANS...EVERYBODY DEY RESPECT HIMSELF NOW. I CAN GO ON AND ON TO LIST OUT WHAT HAVE DRASTICALLY REDUCED OR RATHER CHANGED SINCE BABA EMERGED AS OUR LEADER.
IT IS NO LONGER BUSINESS AS USUAL. LOOTERS ARE NOW CRYING TO RETURN THEIR LOOTED FUNDS...METU, MAMA PEACH, DIEZANI, HOW FAR?. TEAM PMB/PYO HAVE RESCUED INNOCENT NIGERIANS AND RECOVERED OUR LOST STATES AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS AREAS FROM BOKO HARAM. TODAY BH MEMBERS ARE NOW CRYING FROM SAMBISA (FORMERLY "A NO GO AREA FOR OUR SO CALLED POT BELLY SOLDIERS"wink. THANKS TO TEAM PMB/PYO. WE ARE PROUD OF YOU. YOU HAVE SET A STANDARD FOR NIGERIA. WE ARE NOW RESPECTED INTERNATIONALLY, MANY COUNTRIES NOW WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH US.
TRUE NIGERIANS EARNESTLY ASK YOU TO CONTINUE. AS A SOLDIER, YOU DESTROYED THE NOTORIOUS MAITATSINE SECT, INDISCIPLINE, CORRUPTION ETC BUT THE CABALS NEVER WANTED IT HAPPEN, SO THEY OVERTHREW YOUR GOVERNMENT. TODAY YOU HAVE CRUSHED BOKO HARAM, SHIITE, AVENGERS, MILITANTS, IPOB ETC AND YOU ARE NOW FIGHTING CORRUPTION COURAGEOUSLY, THE CABALS ARE BACK AGAIN WITH HERDSMEN AND POLITICAL PROPAGANDA BUT WE WILL NOT LET THEM HAVE THEIR WAY AGAIN. WE WILL COLLECTIVELY DESTROY THEM. WE KNOW THAT THE PRESIDENT IS SKEPTICAL ABOUT 2019 ELECTION BECAUSE OF HIS HEALTH STATUS BUT WE WANT TO LET HIM KNOW THAT WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIS GOOD HEALTH AND UNDILUTED GOODWILL FOR NIGERIA. WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU, YOUR FAMILIES AND YOUR TEAM. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. NO AMOUNT OF PROPAGANDA AGAINST YOU WILL PROSPER IN JESUS NAME.
BABA, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UP ON NIGERIA. WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR EFFORT. BABA, DO NOT LET US GO BACK TO OLD NIGERIA...WERE NOTHING WORKED. WE CHERISH YOUR EFFORT SO MUCH. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE SACRIFICE. WE WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT WE CAN NEVER LET OUR ENEMIES COME BACK TO EMBEZZLE OUR COMMON WEALTH AGAIN. WE CANNOT LET YOU GO BECAUSE WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LET OUR CHILDREN DOWN. BABA, PLEASE CONTINUE. YOU WILL NOT DIE, GOD IS WITH YOU AND ALL SINCERE NIGERIANS.

WE WILL STAND BY YOU TILL THE END

WE WILL STAND WITH NIGERIA TILL THE END

SAI BABA !!

SAI PYO !!

SAI TEAM NIGERIA !!!!

dust88:
Snake in a monkey shadow

Or rather, snake in the money shadow.

I think say na only baba Suwe dey do comedy...

Wiseandtrue:

Is this missing money under GEJ

it has being going on right from PDP era,we only got to know now after auditors were sent to some Jamb offices to audit their accounts.

Lets give kudos to this government for blocking so many holes that government officials were using to swallow our money.

What Jamb put into the federal account only last year alone was more than what Jamb has put for over 16 years of PDP government.

These people are seriously taking Nigerians for fools.

LOL