Valentine's Day has come and gone, but the stories and intrigues are now unfolding.
A lady was complaining she didn't get a Valentine's Day gift. Could it be she doesn't have a boo?



An IG USER kidsdecornaija said: "Me that my husband dinor even say happy val to me, am I dead? Abi are we not still husband n wife"

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Her mind is made up

Potential runzgal.....

Attention requested and supplied.

Biitch Sit down. Be humble. Like sit your desperate Ass Up!


Tf is wrong with humans and their thirst for Petty Validation?
You didn't get 200naira roses and 500naira perfumes and you're bleating? You're failing a test? Can't you buy them yourself? Are you mad?

Potential olosho. This one has decided to embrace stupidity. I wish her good luck

Reminds me of when I was in high school. Most of the people that got gifts back then are now 6ft under. Must she compare herself to other people?

XhosaNostra:
Reminds me of when I was in high school. Most of the people that got gifts back then are now 6ft under. Must she compare herself to other people?

LMFAO@ the bolded. Did the gifts kill them ?

krissconnect:
And she's even IG verified? Oh lawd

No she's not. That's joro's handle

D. P

krissconnect:
And she's even IG verified? Oh lawd

It's that fake news peddler and attention seeker(Joro) that's verified

pp802:


No she's not. That's

pp802:
D. P

why you dey stammer now

MostBanned:




why you dey stammer now

Mtn is messed up walai

useless nobody

pp802:


Mtn is messed up walai

True, they now compete with Glo as who is the worst network provider

Mzansian:



LMFAO@ the bolded. Did the gifts kill them ?

In a way, yes lol. As the wise say, there's nothing for mahala. You break a sweat for them gifts. Men aren't that foolish.

I will never forget the day I visited one of the girls at home & she was the size of an infant, with NO hair.

"Free gifts" have a way of coming back for payback.

XhosaNostra:
...Must she compare herself to other people?

Yes, because she's a worthless piece of sh!it like she said.

By the way, I came bringing some roses to you yesterday but missed my way and crashed into the arms of a stranger.

Could you gimme that address again?

XhosaNostra:



In a way, yes lol. As the wise say, there's nothing for mahala. You break a sweat for them gifts. Men aren't that foolish.

I will never forget the day I visited one of the girls at home & she was the size of an infant, with NO hair.

"Free gifts" have a way of coming back for payback.

Wow ! I'm speechless.

Splinz:


Yes, because she's a worthless piece of sh!it like she said.

By the way, I came bringing some roses to you yesterday but missed my way and crashed into the arms of a stranger.

Could you gimme that address again?

I feel sorry for her. What I realized is, even though not having men falling at you feet may make you feel like you're unattractive (I mean as a young, still developing woman), it's a good sign, because predatory men have an innate ability to read people. They can pick out an easy target from a mile. But unfortunately, some of these girls see this as a compliment. Which is a more telling indication of their profound naivety/stupidity.

Lol, there's always next year. No more excuses about a "stranger". Focus.

MostBanned:


It's that fake news peddler and attention seeker(Joro) that's verified

honestly that joro is professional fake news peddler. All his news get K-leg.
I no know whether he think say we be children

Gofwane:
honestly that joro is professional fake news peddler. All his news get K-leg.
I no know whether he think say we be children

Anything for the attention

Mzansian:





Wow ! I'm speechless.

Wena, it's scary. Two of my childhood friends have sisters who didn't live to see 18 all because of ubufebe. I don't know what it is about high school that drives some girls wild. Both of these kids were born in the mid 90. But where are they now? Fast life doesn't pay shem.

XhosaNostra:


I feel sorry for her. What I realized is, even though not having men falling at you feet may make you feel like you're unattractive (I mean as a young, still developing woman), it's a good sign, because predatory men have an innate ability to read people. They can pick out an easy target from a mile. But unfortunately, some of these girls see this as a compliment. Which is a more telling indication of their profound naivety/stupidity.

Sure about that? What if you're really unattractive and no one just freakin don't care about you?

Did you also say it's a good sign? C'mon... It's not! If everyone keep avoiding you, perhaps, just perhaps you need a beautician to try some stunt...

XhosaNostra:

Lol, there's always next year. No more excuses about a "stranger". Focus.

I hate to wait. Just do it already.

XhosaNostra:


Wena, it's scary. Two of my childhood friends have sisters who didn't live to see 18 all because of ubufebe. I don't know what it is about high school that drives some girls wild. Both of these kids were born in the mid 90. But where are they now? Fast life doesn't pay shem.

Yho!. 18? And these girls with this blessee syndrome yabo , eish . And the older guys are taking advantage of it wayawaya, worse the married creeps.

Splinz:


Sure about that? What if you're really unattractive and no one just freakin don't care about you?

Did you also say it's a good sign? C'mon... It's not! If everyone keep avoiding you, perhaps, just perhaps you need a beautician to try some stunt...



I hate to wait. Just do it already.

LMFAO. It's only my personal experience & perhaps also my environment. In SA guys are fast. They don't have time to try & figure out what makes you tick. Plus there're many other attractive females So if you're too difficult to read or whatever, they're on to the next one. Only speaking for myself, I know I'm NOT unattractive lol. My issue is, especially when I was much younger, I can be very reserved. So it takes much longer to really get to know me. Teenage boys & some men on the other hand, they have sexual needs to fulfill, they don't have the time to get to know you on a much deeper level. Plus, I heard I can be intimidating because I'm very direct. I'll quizz you to death. It's my way of reading the situation & your true intentions.

Mzansian:





Yho!. 18? And these girls with this blessee syndrome yabo , eish . And the older guys are taking advantage of it wayawaya, worse the married creeps.

Exactly! I pity them.

XhosaNostra:


I feel sorry for her. What I realized is, even though not having men falling at you feet may make you feel like you're unattractive (I mean as a young, still developing woman), it's a good sign, because predatory men have an innate ability to read people. They can pick out an easy target from a mile. But unfortunately, some of these girls see this as a compliment. Which is a more telling indication of their profound naivety/stupidity.

Lol, there's always next year. No more excuses about a "stranger". Focus.

wow. You're quite intelligent. I've always considered vanity and shallowness a sign of low intellect.

UltraMax:
wow. You're quite intelligent. I've always considered vanity and shallowness a sign of low intellect.

Thank you

True. I also can't take people like that serious.

XhosaNostra:

Thank you
True. I also can't take people like that serious.

You'd fit perfectly into the armed forces you know. There's just something about you

UltraMax:
You'd fit perfectly into the armed forces you know. There's just something about you

I grew up in a military environment

XhosaNostra:

I grew up in a military environment

No wonder. Bet you had a major low cut phase. So how's school?