I recall the first time I ever patronized a sex worker. It was an experience of a lifetime. A life altering moment. One I still can't determine if I regretted or not. I guess it lies somewhere in the middle.
.
All of my closest friends at the time were regular "hoe" carriers.. In fact they carry more hoes than a farmer! But surprisingly it wasn't a factor or peer pressure that lead me on my first trip to a LovePeddler house. In fact I recall my friends discourage with passionately when I mentioned the idea. They told me that after all I have no issues with getting women as I have girlfriends all over me. But they also like me, haven't got problems with getting girls so why they do they go for prostitutes too I wondered. There has to be some benefits about it I thought
.
But my friends won't have it from me. They told me how addictive and wasteful of one's money it is and you can't stop once you've began so I should rather not at all. I recall a friend saying in his own words "The cars I ought to be driving now, the lands I ought to have in my name and the properties I have all buried them into the laps of those girls"
That is deep I thought!! Just the right words to discourage me. I have good friends who really care about me. I take advice on most matter but this one time, I was prepared to defy them.
.
There only worry was the addiction to it and that too had nothing on me. I was advised never to smoke weed or cigarette because it is highly addictive but I smoked each one only once just to see how it feels and I never went back to them again so I could easily do this one time as well and not return. I'm a writer and someday I hope to write about it just as I'm doing today. There is a limit to which you can write about something if you've never had an experience of it. It's almost impossible.
.
So on that fateful day, I had just watched this porn video on my phone and I was fired up and squarely in the mood. I got up from my bed, got dressed, picked up some money and headed to this hotel/brothel called Morning Star.
As I walked in that night, a group of girls approached me, touching me in many places, one even headed directly for my balls like a soccer player. They waved their assets in my face while I heard screams of "fine boy come, bros I go suck your preek tire, come make I give you breast milk, bros I be VIRGIN, bros I go give you Ogoja style I go give you Igala or Warri, or Gbagyi style. Who would have thought that our indigenous tribes in Nigeria all had sex positions exclusive to them. Na wa oh. I heard all manner of ridiculous things that night to last me a lifetime of laughs.
.
So I struggled past the blockade of hot, sexy, goofy eyed females to approach this sexy petite one who didn't as much make a glance when all her colleagues dragged me like a piece of meat. She pressed her phone like and just looked on passively from side to side.
.
The other girls have all left by the time seeing I was not interested. I talked some more with this beautiful girl. Her name is Seraphina and she's from Cameroon. I asked her price and she told me and I accepted.
We went into her room, I gave her the money then a good pounding to last her the night and surprisingly she never told me to stop or calm down or hurry up. I took my time.
.
We exchanged numbers, cracked a few jokes together, snapped a picture together including one completely Unclad. She asked were I live and worked and my tribe and if I'm married etc and I answered all then I left. I never planned to visit again but 3 days later she called me to complain of me just abandoning her and if I think the rapport we had was the way she interact with every customer then I'm wrong. And how can I not see that she's really interested in me. I haven't come because I don't have money and she asked me to come and just buy her a bottle of beer instead and let's talk. I promised her to come as soon as I close from work.
.
I went, order two bottles for both of us, she sat on my laps and my dick REACTED!! we drank and talked at length,told me how family problems forced her to do this job, that she got disvirgined just a year ago and she's twenty years old. She told me what her dreams and targets where and how soon she plans to leave this "dirty job". All I can say is, never judge a person until you hear their story!
I encouraged her and petted her she was getting emotional.
She told me of a certain customer who has been asking for her hand in marriage. She showed me his picture and told me how well to do he is but she just won't accept him because she needs to marry a man who is handsome and romantic and one she enjoys talking to and who she enjoys sex together with. She said she wouldn't hesitate to accept if someone like me ever proposes to her.
We finished our drink, went upstairs to her room and had the time of our lives.
.
At the point of leaving she told me that I can always come even if I have no money as long as I promise to be calling her often.. Damn!! What an offer!
.
I kept going and going and only send her airtime a few times but never paying. She would call me late nights if she isn't "busy" and we would have talk at length. One day one I when we just finished doing it, and I was about to leave, she told me something in pidgin which translates as "Bros this one that I always let you do me without paying, if I ever see you with another girl, hope you know I'm going to break a bottle on someone's head"
And I answered too if I ever see you with another guy, hope you know I'll break bottle on someone's head too!!
And she replied, but you know this is my work..I only do it for me..
And I said too this is my work and I only do it for fun.
We both laughed and ended the session. She introduced me to her colleagues as her boyfriend and they all got to like me.. She probably decided to introduce me as a way to tell them to stay clear and it did work as they never tried to approach or call me whenever I come. We just greet and shake hands and they tell me "your wife is over there" pointing towards a direction.
.
Somewhere inside I took her threat quite serious more so because she repeated it a couple of times and she would try to to know who was calling me or what I was saying on the phone. She would ask to have my phone and she always went to straight for my SMS and Whatsap chats that I found myself having now to clear some chats or delete messages..it was quite unconvincing. So for that, I never took her to where I live even though she pressured me to know. I never did, just in case I offended she finds out, and I needed to take cover.
.
I remember telling my friend about the threat and him telling me that he knows now what to do if I ever offend him. He would right to the hotel to ask for Seraphina and bring her to know my house!! I remember my heart skipping in total fear when he said that even though I know he was just teasing me.
But what sort of a man will even cheat on such a beautiful girl who asks nothing of you but attention. Hasn't it a conscience?? Doesn't he have the fear of "God" in him.
.
I saw myself starting to truly love her and with love came jealousy and I couldn't stand the thought anymore of her sleeping with other men all day long which I sit by and watch or can't do anything to help her out of it. So I made a conscious but difficult decision to stop visiting her. I blocked her number from reaching me and decided to not answer any unsaved number that calls and I received quite a lot of calls from a few strange numbers for the next one month which I'm sure has to be her.
I felt bad about it and I understand how hurt she would be, but somewhere along the line, I realized that I wasn't just as liberal and open minded as I thought I was to have a serious affair with a prostitute. But I hope she finds someone better than me and I wish her all the very best!!.

Satan punish you for the heavy lies you wrote up here

So you break ashawo heart

Hiohiohiohiohio
I didn’t even read the trash sef

careytommy7:
Satan punish you for the heavy lies you wrote up here

Nice one op

story for d devil

You did the right thing.

She tells every innocent guy same thing she told you about her family background

NO COMMENT!

everything i wanted to say left my head so consider what written to be an exploit from my fingers

Too long

Ikemeric what an emotional story...

buh y such hateful comments

uncle you can lie

I read ur article,, but should I comment ?

Artzdanielsz:
uncle you can lie

What so lie about wht the oP wrote, and y did u say it's a lie

there is something about me! I've never done drugs in my life before and i always here people talking about how addictive it is. well few years ago i did drugs for 1 week and i felt the sensation so i stopped and i felt nothing i am not addicted that was 4 years ago. same goes to banging hoes. I did banged some skank at a brothel for half an hour and that was it up till today I've never repeated it. Note i did all these for Experiment purposes.
*** Lesson here*** is whatever you do if you can stop it but if you cant stop it that means you have a brain damage. same goes to masturbation.

Nice write-up... i think you only got tired of her... If you really did love her, blocking her wouldnt have lasted.

People have married call girls and things worked veey well for them. I heard of a guy who met a girl in a night club, fell in love and they got married. A guy who was struggling before he met this girl. Things suddenly changed for him...
I enjoyed the read.

Touching... But I Don't Think She's Ready To Stop

dreamwords:
What so lie about wht the oP wrote, and y did u say it's a lie

oga that's a well constructed lie

SmellingAnus:
So you break ashawo heart

Ashewo too dey get heart



That guy na badt guy.

Nice story but it sounds too nollywoodish .

xdos:
Nice write-up... i think you only got tired of her... If you really did love her, blocking her wouldnt have lasted.

People have married call girls and things worked veey well for them. I heard of a guy who met a girl in a night club, fell in love and they got married. A guy who was struggling before he met this girl. Things suddenly changed for him...
I enjoyed the read.

marrying a call girl and living ever happily after only happens in movies but in the real world its a different ball game. I have seen men married to ex hookers turned to worthless vegetables. Many of such men their lives have been rendered useless. A hooker turned married woman will always come out of retirement when small gbege dey d marriage. And if the man talk na to use decimal 10:10 finish d man life.

As in ehn! The amount of lies in this OP's dna is monumental! OP! E be like say you be Lie Muhammed tailor o.

anibirelawal:


Ashewo too dey get heart



That guy na badt guy.

na real bad guy

Wow. Op is a fantastic fictional writer. Enjoyed the read.

Ikemeric:
I recall the first time I ever patronized a sex worker. It was an experience of a lifetime. A life altering moment. One I still can't determine if I regretted or not. I guess it lies somewhere in the middle.
.
All of my closest friends at the time were regular "hoe" carriers.. In fact they carry more hoes than a farmer! But surprisingly it wasn't a factor or peer pressure that lead me on my first trip to a LovePeddler house. In fact I recall my friends discourage with passionately when I mentioned the idea. They told me that after all I have no issues with getting women as I have girlfriends all over me. But they also like me, haven't got problems with getting girls so why they do they go for prostitutes too I wondered. There has to be some benefits about it I thought
.
But my friends won't have it from me. They told me how addictive and wasteful of one's money it is and you can't stop once you've began so I should rather not at all. I recall a friend saying in his own words "The cars I ought to be driving now, the lands I ought to have in my name and the properties I have all buried them into the laps of those girls"
That is deep I thought!! Just the right words to discourage me. I have good friends who really care about me. I take advice on most matter but this one time, I was prepared to defy them.
.
There only worry was the addiction to it and that too had nothing on me. I was advised never to smoke weed or cigarette because it is highly addictive but I smoked each one only once just to see how it feels and I never went back to them again so I could easily do this one time as well and not return. I'm a writer and someday I hope to write about it just as I'm doing today. There is a limit to which you can write about something if you've never had an experience of it. It's almost impossible.
.
So on that fateful day, I had just watched this porn video on my phone and I was fired up and squarely in the mood. I got up from my bed, got dressed, picked up some money and headed to this hotel/brothel called Morning Star.
As I walked in that night, a group of girls approached me, touching me in many places, one even headed directly for my balls like a soccer player. They waved their assets in my face while I heard screams of "fine boy come, bros I go suck your preek tire, come make I give you breast milk, bros I be VIRGIN, bros I go give you Ogoja style I go give you Igala or Warri, or Gbagyi style. Who would have thought that our indigenous tribes in Nigeria all had sex positions exclusive to them. Na wa oh. I heard all manner of ridiculous things that night to last me a lifetime of laughs.
.
So I struggled past the blockade of hot, sexy, goofy eyed females to approach this sexy petite one who didn't as much make a glance when all her colleagues dragged me like a piece of meat. She pressed her phone like and just looked on passively from side to side.
.
The other girls have all left by the time seeing I was not interested. I talked some more with this beautiful girl. Her name is Seraphina and she's from Cameroon. I asked her price and she told me and I accepted.
We went into her room, I gave her the money then a good pounding to last her the night and surprisingly she never told me to stop or calm down or hurry up. I took my time.
.
We exchanged numbers, cracked a few jokes together, snapped a picture together including one completely Unclad. She asked were I live and worked and my tribe and if I'm married etc and I answered all then I left. I never planned to visit again but 3 days later she called me to complain of me just abandoning her and if I think the rapport we had was the way she interact with every customer then I'm wrong. And how can I not see that she's really interested in me. I haven't come because I don't have money and she asked me to come and just buy her a bottle of beer instead and let's talk. I promised her to come as soon as I close from work.
.
I went, order two bottles for both of us, she sat on my laps and my dick REACTED!! we drank and talked at length,told me how family problems forced her to do this job, that she got disvirgined just a year ago and she's twenty years old. She told me what her dreams and targets where and how soon she plans to leave this "dirty job". All I can say is, never judge a person until you hear their story!
I encouraged her and petted her she was getting emotional.
She told me of a certain customer who has been asking for her hand in marriage. She showed me his picture and told me how well to do he is but she just won't accept him because she needs to marry a man who is handsome and romantic and one she enjoys talking to and who she enjoys sex together with. She said she wouldn't hesitate to accept if someone like me ever proposes to her.
We finished our drink, went upstairs to her room and had the time of our lives.
.
At the point of leaving she told me that I can always come even if I have no money as long as I promise to be calling her often.. Damn!! What an offer!
.
I kept going and going and only send her airtime a few times but never paying. She would call me late nights if she isn't "busy" and we would have talk at length. One day one I when we just finished doing it, and I was about to leave, she told me something in pidgin which translates as "Bros this one that I always let you do me without paying, if I ever see you with another girl, hope you know I'm going to break a bottle on someone's head"
And I answered too if I ever see you with another guy, hope you know I'll break bottle on someone's head too!!
And she replied, but you know this is my work..I only do it for me..
And I said too this is my work and I only do it for fun.
We both laughed and ended the session. She introduced me to her colleagues as her boyfriend and they all got to like me.. She probably decided to introduce me as a way to tell them to stay clear and it did work as they never tried to approach or call me whenever I come. We just greet and shake hands and they tell me "your wife is over there" pointing towards a direction.
.
Somewhere inside I took her threat quite serious more so because she repeated it a couple of times and she would try to to know who was calling me or what I was saying on the phone. She would ask to have my phone and she always went to straight for my SMS and Whatsap chats that I found myself having now to clear some chats or delete messages..it was quite unconvincing. So for that, I never took her to where I live even though she pressured me to know. I never did, just in case I offended she finds out, and I needed to take cover.
.
I remember telling my friend about the threat and him telling me that he knows now what to do if I ever offend him. He would right to the hotel to ask for Seraphina and bring her to know my house!! I remember my heart skipping in total fear when he said that even though I know he was just teasing me.
But what sort of a man will even cheat on such a beautiful girl who asks nothing of you but attention. Hasn't it a conscience?? Doesn't he have the fear of "God" in him.
.
I saw myself starting to truly love her and with love came jealousy and I couldn't stand the thought anymore of her sleeping with other men all day long which I sit by and watch or can't do anything to help her out of it. So I made a conscious but difficult decision to stop visiting her. I blocked her number from reaching me and decided to not answer any unsaved number that calls and I received quite a lot of calls from a few strange numbers for the next one month which I'm sure has to be her.
I felt bad about it and I understand how hurt she would be, but somewhere along the line, I realized that I wasn't just as liberal and open minded as I thought I was to have a serious affair with a prostitute. But I hope she finds someone better than me and I wish her all the very best!!.

I think it'd be better you returned to her, you might never know what would've ensued between you both.

careytommy7:
Satan punish you for the heavy lies you wrote up here

Bros wetin nau? Person no fit use lie follow you play ni?

quinSonia:
Ikemeric what an emotional story...

buh y such hateful comments

Abi o

op, how old are you

Don't save her. She don't wonna be saved.

MhizAJ:
Too long

This piece is not even up to 2000 words and you can't read it... If it is that thing now you wouldn't say it's too long or too big...I know you'll handle it well...

I'm too old to believe this kinda lies...

Thats the wisest thing to do!!!

Lucky you didn't catch feelings for a cheap prostitute