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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Feb 18
You mean you spend close to 4 hours slamming your concubine, is she a nympho?

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Partnerbiz: 7:58pm On Feb 18
wunmi590:
I am a microbiologist with experience both industrial and medical microbiology.

When you subject yourself to too much of masturbation you tend to use your vigorous hand to to forcefully kill of the strength of the joystick.

The joystick of only meanth to be used on the female private part which has a natural grease to hold the joystick.

So when you contract joystick disease it is practically known as masturbyjoystick.

Please note that this name is from my research.

This is a very daft post.
The worst lately.

See your big head as a researcher?
You are a micro biologist. What's your business with the male organ?

And what medical literature or empirical evidence supports this your phony stance?


Your post must have been informed by your religious fanaticism.

Tufia.

Go away jor.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by julietene(f): 8:00pm On Feb 18
There's absolutely nothing wrong with you...it's either you have a lot on your mind or the feelings for your wife is no longer there.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Kylekent59: 8:00pm On Feb 18
DonteMec:

Bros not to brag. I could last for an hour before ejaculating.
But wahala be say the thing is not standing up at all now. That is my wahala now ..

How did you set your own time?

This is how you should time it

Immediately you insert your pennies inside, start the timing.

Am sure it wnt last for 20 mins talk more of 45mins

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by kunlesmiles(m): 8:02pm On Feb 18
Oga,ur thing is suffering from usage, too many millage, u need to give sex a break biko grin.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by crisycent: 8:03pm On Feb 18
Go for a PSA test.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Witnes: 8:04pm On Feb 18
Somebody got this ur kind of similar experience, but newly wedded of just 2, 3 months and cured 2ru native herbs, but this ur case needs questions and answers.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by taurusmena1(m): 8:06pm On Feb 18
I would suggest u nd ur wife go for treatment and if it happens again, it could be spiritual.Believe it or not,it happens and before the treatment, try a concubine to see if the case is peculiar to ur wife alone
DonteMec:


Bros I have a concubine outside the country. That is what has kept me in this marriage. Else my wife's low sex drive would have pushed me out of the marriage. It's with the concubine/ girlfriend that I do the drilling or hard work with. With my wife I take it easy as I know her capacity. Problem is that for 2 years and 72 hours prior to my coming back I performed optimally with the said concubine. Then back to my wife, after the first day, all of a sudden my JohnThomas does NOT stand up again. I need a real suggestion as to what could cause that ...
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Ishilove: 8:06pm On Feb 18
DonteMec:

Bros not to brag. I could last for an hour before ejaculating.
cheesy

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by adaoshi(m): 8:06pm On Feb 18
Bro calm down nothing is wrong with you. Reassure yourself. Take your mind off it and work on your confidence.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by OMEGA009(f): 8:07pm On Feb 18
Kylekent59:


How did you set your own time?

This is how you should time it

Immediately you insert your pennies inside, start the timing.

Am sure it wnt last for 20 mins talk more of 45mins

Speak for yourself, Bro

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Kylekent59: 8:07pm On Feb 18
All these marriage of a thing scares the hell outta me

Imagine Op having a side chick outside there,and a faithful wife at home.

What if that side chick/concubine has disease and you contract it,then coming back how,you u infect your faithful wife.


It's not good oooo cry cry cry.

Just pitying the faithful wife at home cry cry

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by DonteMec: 8:09pm On Feb 18
franchasng:
Spiritual lipsrsealed

Some communities in Nigeria, once the wife cheats, it affects her husband any moment they make love or once the hubby eats a food prepared by the wife. Some may even lead to mild madness or unusual behavior until the woman confesses and necessary things done.

Talk to your dad after making sure no medical issues and no psychological issues as a result of past uninteresting sex experience with your wife.


It happens....when u have low attraction for a lady as a man, it kills erection. Believe me, many married men loose attraction for their wives after say 3 - 10yrs of marriage, its usually the kids and past bond and promises that keep the marriage, sadly cry

Thanks for your contribution.
I can't say that the spiritual aspect has not crossed my mind. But I don't really give credence to such thoughts, so I prefer to leave that out of the equation for now.
The psychological aspect is what am seriously thinking could be the problem. Because sorry to say this, my wife is worse than a log of wood in bed. So bedmatically I hate my wife, but apart from that I so much love her. She doesn't know and doesn't want to know anything about sex. She is zero romantically. She has had no improvement since we got married, in fact she has gotten worse. However paradoxically in spite of all these I always want her more than ever. If she likes she could go to sleep and I will be doing my thing. Problem now is that my P has suddenly become shy of her and refuses to respect her presence and that is annoying me so much and causing me real cause for concern. This is just 10 years of marriage. How am I gonna survive the remaining 50 years with her?

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by mexioni(m): 8:09pm On Feb 18
Prior to this you go 3 to 5 rounds a single night yet you say she is frigid and doesn't like sex? Am not so sure u r sure of what u saying.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by umuna(m): 8:09pm On Feb 18
kimbraa:
You stated you were away for two years, who did you bleep while away for that long since your sex drive is high? Secondly, you stated you could go for 3-5 rounds a single night whereas with your wife, it's 1 round 1night. I still reiterate the question asked, who were you having 3-5 rounds a night with prior this problem?

I have been think about these area you listed/pinpointed. He has been enjoying it while away!
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by ochigboochayi(m): 8:09pm On Feb 18
Bros nothing happened to you the only thing there is that since you left her you went and have good sex outside and the feeling of the away is still in you so with time when your mind is absent from there before you will be free
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by sweetlaw: 8:10pm On Feb 18
The story is too one jawe.... Somebody should help me to summarise
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Maximus85(m): 8:10pm On Feb 18
DonteMec:
Hello Fellow Nairalanders,
I have been a nairalander for years but this would be my first post. I have a very serious problem and I need your wonderful suggestions to guide me along.
I have been married for like Ten years with kids. My wife is a very good, faithful and wonderful lady. I traveled out of the country for 2 years and just came back this last December. However since then I have this rather strange problem, which has never happened prior to this period.
My wife is frigid. She really doesn't like sex. I hate that aspect of her. I have a high sex drive while she has little to zero sex drive. This has of course brought all sorts quarrel over the years. I have since learnt to manage her that way and bear that as my cross, since that is her only weak point. But its not easy.
I made love to my wife the first day I came back. It was all good. But subsequent attempts to make love to her, my joystick simply refuses to stand erect. Try everything in the book still it will not stand. It's like the joystick is scared of my wife, because even a thought of her makes an erect joystick go flat immediately. If I strive to put it in with lots and lots of efforts, hoping it will thicken inside, it will stay for 35 seconds, less than a minute and ejaculate.
I have had to go for tests and it shows no sickness nor venereal disease. But I have gone for an intensive treatment for all kinds of powerful venereal disease, known and unknown for 3 weeks just to leave nothing to chance. After that, the joystick started getting up again.
I made love to my wife very powerfully again after the treatment. I lasted for 45 minutes or there about for a round which is my usual style. I was happy that everything is back to normal. However 2 days later we tried to make love again, the joystick starts being shy of my wife again. It has been several days since then we have kept on trying, no headway at all. Am confused. The joystick simply refuses to stand erect - Jeez this is scary ...
I want to take my wife for a test of her own though she has no symptoms of any illness as I also didn't have prior to all these.
However I want to know:
Is there any venereal disease that is strong enough to paralyze a joystick just one day after enjoying it?
Could this be as a result of some other reason or factor which I don't know nor understand?
Note: My wife is a very faithful one and I trust her. However I just want to explore every possibility.
Also note that prior to this I could go for 3 to 5 rounds in a single night, with each round lasting for 45 minutes or there about. Am 41 if you care to know. (Well with my wife its always 1 round of like 1 hour duration)
I love good sex and this is frustrating the hell out of me. Please every kind of advice would be considered, even the weird ones lol

Is your wife wearing waist beads or chain? You said she hate sex. Add one and two.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Newboss(m): 8:10pm On Feb 18
Why am I LMAO here? angry


Your wife is good at what she does! angry

The equation is balanced now! angry

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by frank41(m): 8:11pm On Feb 18
I would have adviced you bro...but then I can't due to promiscuity.Cheating on your spouse is an Error

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by zudoteku(m): 8:11pm On Feb 18
The above looks a Tale!

Many of what He says don't add up. 45mins per round- ur blood must contain natural Aphrodisiac. The Body's blood pressure can't be sustained that long without you fainting or even dying. I think this is a big story.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by GogobiriLalas: 8:12pm On Feb 18
You have Wanjina...it happens when your kini gets tired of the same ol tautau, can't blame your kini even you can't feed exclusively on Eba for too long...fortunately Wanjina is easily cured using 3 doses of Newjina per week..you can buy Newjina from any young supple 18yr old girl on campus...thank me later.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by udemzy101(m): 8:12pm On Feb 18
DonteMec:


Bros I have a concubine outside the country. That is what has kept me in this marriage. Else my wife's low sex drive would have pushed me out of the marriage. It's with the concubine/ girlfriend that I do the drilling or hard work with. With my wife I take it easy as I know her capacity. Problem is that for 2 years and 72 hours prior to my coming back I performed optimally with the said concubine. Then back to my wife, after the first day, all of a sudden my JohnThomas does NOT stand up again. I need a real suggestion as to what could cause that ...

Concubine /girlfriend or Ashawo all i know is that those girls are evil.

She might be the one doing this, a friend of mine that always drill all this Ashawo girls told me a story about his escapade.

I'll never advice any guy to drill Ashawo, most of them uses charm and are evil.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by chysam: 8:13pm On Feb 18
Thank,you for your riddles and jokes,we enjoyed it.
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by easiest(m): 8:13pm On Feb 18
This is not a problem bro all you need is sure agbo seller tell her your problem and she arrange special agbo
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by DonteMec: 8:17pm On Feb 18
COOLDK:
I don't think you have a problem.
It all boils down to your mindset. Atimes, you don't just get erected with some ladies even if they get unclad (reasons is simply your sexual drive and affinity towards them) if her sexual orientation doesn't match yours, problem occurs.

And atimes, just a thought or call from a lady get you automatically erect without even seen her (seems you can get the logic here, this is sexual compatibility)

I got the logic. Thanks

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by dudebuck: 8:17pm On Feb 18
the problem is psychological, it is like always using porn to masturbate, sometimes when you get the real thing it becomes flat because it is used to porn. You said your wife didn't like sex, so which means that she performs badly when you guys are having sex, while the other lady is a good performer. I had this fat girl friend that will simply lie down like a heavy log of wood, even simple BJ na wahala, she refuses it, so because of it my joystick just goes flat each time because I don't enjoy her, while another girl, a slim one is very active and she does BJ very well, there is never a dull moment with her, so your wife's attitude towards sex might be the problem.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by thedio(m): 8:18pm On Feb 18
U came back wit infection,passed it to ur wife and treat urself.u regain ur power and strength. U bleep her again and contact the infection from ur vault.u av to repeat the cleaning process with her.

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by oviedike: 8:19pm On Feb 18
The problem is porn. You have a porn addiction. Also you need to stop wanking. Tell me I'm wrong.�
Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Zirah: 8:20pm On Feb 18
fados4sure:
As a typical Esan man


I can authoritatively tell you that your wife went to sleep with another man

Kindly question her

Are you all mad? Didn't you read the part he said he cheated?

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by Timmie331(m): 8:20pm On Feb 18
Lol, beg your wife make she unlock am jare....na she lock m since u too like disturbing her with panran grin

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Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A joystick Just After Intercourse? by toyetade: 8:21pm On Feb 18
DonteMec:


Bros I have a concubine outside the country. That is what has kept me in this marriage. Else my wife's low sex drive would have pushed me out of the marriage. It's with the concubine/ girlfriend that I do the drilling or hard work with. With my wife I take it easy as I know her capacity. Problem is that for 2 years and 72 hours prior to my coming back I performed optimally with the said concubine. Then back to my wife, after the first day, all of a sudden my JohnThomas does NOT stand up again. I need a real suggestion as to what could cause that ...
Hope you are not diabetic as this can cause it. Something might be wrong with your health. Take a blood test

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