All these talks about Rat, Snake and Monkey.............. na wa oh!
Zoo things

omusiliyu:


is it a must to comment?

I'm sorry for kids in adult body like you. You think having access to nairaland is an achievement? Having access or not to nairaland will not add or remove anything from that guy's life. It won't stop him from achieving what he will achieve in his life. It is only children like you that behave as if life begins and ends on nairaland

The snake has been arrested already na... nathe Monkey remain.

SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave

I can now say Animals like Cow,Snake, Rat and monkey rule nigeria now.Am off here

This country is in serious trouble

SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave

mehn so na Buhari
matter b ur own headache bah,eyah sowi ehn.

mavinc4u:


Are you sure you were banned by seun or one of the mods?

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I dnt care...the only person i know here is that shy man seun oswa...jus because i insulted NwaAmaikpe

If you think the animal swallowing money game will stop, you better wake up...

They are covered, after all their brother the EAGLE(@EFCC) is the one supposed to hunt them... And like our presido is treating his Fulani brothers, shall their brother treat them.

Meanwhile, I saw in my dream where one horse that has always had his legs ready to run, finally running. Yes ooo, it was running with all the money in the white and blue building.

Union Homes/Bank customers are you there?

yorex2011:
As usual we make jokes and continue suffering and smiling

That's why we are Nigerians.
We are bleeping distinguished funny beings

omusiliyu:


Cc lalasticlala and seun. violation of rule No. 2

Ass licker

And he's expecting us to laugh abi. So because Nigerians are joking about it, gives them the right to make a mockery of our intelligence abi?
Every year my ambition to relocate to Nigeria and settle diminishes. E go better e go better na I dey hear since dem born me.
Mtschewwwww

yorex2011:
As usual we make jokes and continue suffering and smiling

So pragmatic

This is corruption and partial in a very high level...How can you arrest the monkey that swallowed N70M just recently and then allow the snake to go free with N36M just like that...Noooo!! and Another information is coming in that a dragon have made away with $486 million, a loan given to Nigeria by world bank. This was revealed to newsmen by( Lai Muhammad Liar)...Please I kneel down dey beg una...I'm completely tired of this Zoo called Nigeria..GIVE US BIAFRA!!!!

This is the makings of a terribly vile, greedy and lawless society.

The impunity of theft and ascribing it to objects and animals is extremely crazy for me to understand.
The whole world is listening and watching how much further we can dig ourselves into the lowest of the low.

eleojo23:
Wait, I dey come..

and also my union bank too, I don't trust that horse �

Thats why Nnamdi Kanu named Nigeria ZOO......and every1 thought he was rude...is he not right?

SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave

even as school keeper sef, i still won't vote..

SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave

not in my school please..

trustyshoess:
And he's expecting us to laugh abi. So because Nigerians are joking about it, gives them the right to make a mockery of our intelligence abi?
Every year my ambition to relocate to Nigeria and settle diminishes. E go better e go better na I dey hear since dem born me.
Mtschewwwww

u dare not relocate

please,how do i create topic on nairaland?

anoda mans food izah noda mand poison
doom doom
monkey nor fine buh im mama like am
doom doom

In Nigerian history, Its after 2015 general elections after we voted in a scumbag who claims to be fighting corruption that we hear stories like: Rats chasing our president from his office, snake swallowed N35M Jamb money, Monkey stole N70M farm money & mysterious huge amount of monies found in mysterious locations.

We have never had it this bad in Nigeria. Never. *sobs*

This matter of animals swallowing money is not funny anymore

ayusco85:
Snake in the monkey shadow

Best comment on nairaland!

Insult to injury.
Mockery coming from your lips to those who put you on that seat...
To arrest a monkey you said? Has there ever been a specie of monkey which steals or swallow currency since the dawn of creation?

That Nigeria will ever become a better place won't be by the making of these rogues and misfits in high places.

People that vote for Dino melaye
Right now will be like
MR SENATOR are you
Kidding us

Hmmm