realsammie:


Noooo, i hate the smell of those.
not ready to die

u dont knw wat u r missing .The way i like d smell of these product ehn, ummh it's so crazy that i think i'm going abnormal.

ladygudhead:
Alright, thanks so much.

My pleasure.

AntiNormal:



Maybe I shouldn't... There are other people on here, who are probably not interested in seeing us do this again...
Besides, in a way, that would be like sharing...
I don't like to share...

Hmmmm...it's alright.

Nobody likes to share

MissJoy29:
Hmmmm...it's alright.
Nobody likes to share

Exactly... *Cue appropriate period of silence

So, are we still doing the window thing?

AntiNormal:



Exactly...
*Cue appropriate period of silence


So, are we still doing the window thing?

Yeah....sometimes it's good to be adventurous & not follow the normal path (door). Don't you think?

But seriously, figure out what I mean.

MissJoy29:

Yeah....sometimes it's good to be adventurous & not follow the normal path (door). Don't you think?

But seriously, figure out what I mean.

I would, but I've had a really bad day and I don't think my head is in the right place... I literally had to run for my life at one point...
So, please just tell me...
What do you mean?

P.s.
You can read the last line in Justin Bieber's voice if it'll help any...

AntiNormal:



I would, but I've had a really bad day and I don't think my head is in the right place... I literally had to run for my life at one point...
So, please just tell me...
What do you mean?

P.s.
You can read the last line in Justin Bieber's voice if it'll help any...

Pele. Gist me. What happened? Why were you running?

I'm literally giving you all the answers here. And like you said earlier, some things shouldn't be said here.

I'm not a Justin Bieber fan so I don't know his voice.

MissJoy29:

Pele. Gist me. What happened? Why were you running?

I'm literally giving you all the answers here. And like you said earlier, some things shouldn't be said here.

I'm not a Justin Bieber fan so I don't know his voice.

It's a long, slightly confusing, inappropriately hilarious, and overall sad story...

You are?
God... I'm off my game...
True that...

I'm not a fan either... Just thought you'd know the song...
Oh well...


How 'bout this?
I'll email you, and then if you reply, I'll give you my number so you can hear the full gist?

AntiNormal:


It's a long, slightly confusing, inappropriately hilarious, and overall sad story...

You are?
God... I'm off my game...
True that...

I'm not a fan either... Just thought you'd know the song...
Oh well...


How 'bout this?
I'll email you, and then if you reply, I'll give you my number so you can hear the full gist?

lol...this kind story eh!

The only song I know from him is "sorry". Know it?
Lol @you are off your game

Ok...let's see how it goes.

MissJoy29:
lol...this kind story eh!
The only song I know from him is "sorry". Know it? Lol @you are off your game
Ok...let's see how it goes.

Trust me... It's one for the ages... Who doesn't?
I've sent you an email...

AntiNormal:



Trust me... It's one for the ages...
Who doesn't?

I've sent you an email...

Ok...

ImaIma1:
I can't look up at tall buildings or large structures. They scare the shiit out of me. I have to shade me eyes when passing them.

I hate wall geckos. I can't even look at them.

I love good food. Just shopping for foodstuffs gets me so excited and creative.

I can't eat with the lights off. I need to see my mouth.

I have an OCD for dusting the bed everytime and checking if the door is locked a million times

self aware
clean
and security conscious

Hungarriman:
"inner peace " you just made me remember a movie - Kung fu panda.

been so long I saw that movie. .can almost remember nothing about it

1. i am so short that all the ladies i have asked out refused going out with me. i am almost 30 and i have never been in a relationship. i so hate the fact that i am very short, i have tried so many times to overcome it but to no avail. (i am 5ft 3').
2. i hate porridge yam no matter how it is prepared.
3.i cannnot sleep without my chest down and my legs crossed (weird).
4. i so much love swallow.i can eat swallow all day, everyday.
5.i dont love my mom as much as most people do. though i didnt grow up with her cos i was seperated from her when i was just three only to see her again when i was 20 so theres little or no bond between both of us.
6. i have seen a lot of movies but i can hardly remember names of major actors in movies.
7. i keep thinking about death...like...when i see somebody i just quickly imagine what their corps would look like. (weird)
8. i love babies and they love me too.
9. i didnt learn how to drive, i just started driving after much observation from my dad.
10. Most things i imagine usually come to reality. not all though.
i can go on and on but let me stop here.

Is a tough Mata

boyjo:

Was it caused by the sex with her?

No. Not at all. Something beyond both of us. It just had to b that way.

My turn.

1. I only go to the church to satisfy my folks.
2. I don't really like people
3. I'm nocturnal, even in the daytime I'd rather pull the curtains and turn off the lights
4. I love the faces on the opposite sex soon as I enter the place (gets me everytime)
5. I'm multi talented but barely do stuff
6. I.........

Tollzara:
.

You've been unusually quiet lately hope all is well

AnonyNymous:

You've been unusually quiet lately hope all is well

Lol. You thought I got nabbed in (by) the (a) mud (mod)?

I've been busy, actually. Didn't have that much time for nairaland.

How're you doing now, bro?

Tollzara:
Lol. You thought I got nabbed in (by) the (a) mud (mod)?

I've been busy, actually. Didn't have that much time for nairaland.

How're you doing now, bro?

Yeah I thought you did was waiting patiently for your next incarnation

I'm great man, back at work I kind of miss lying around and doing nothing

I don't believe in good and evil...though I'm changing.

I see human beings as animals more than I see them as equals...also changing.

I like girls a lot but I'm a womanizer on the inside who does not womanize on the outside

I chat with myself more than I chat with people.

I hate to feel emotional... Especially that love thing.

I set unrealistic goals for myself and meet them most times....and beat myself up when I don't.

I left the system And created myself my own and my own Life circle... Which I just discovered is just a fantasy.

I eat a lot when I'm worried.

Forgot to add that I don't have a hole in my ear. Not deeper life o cos my sister has two on each ear.

I’m usually scared of offending someone, even if someone offends me; i will still apologize, cos i get conscience.

There was a time I don’t eat anyone’s food except my mums’ , it irritates me, i just started eating some people’s food tho

I read my friends mind and predict their next move

I hate been lonely, but if I’m with someone in a house, i love to be left alone

I hate phone calls

I open my eyes when kissing

I love it when people miss me, so i will stay longer at anywhere i am so they can miss me more

I’m neer scared of hard times, I usually give my self an assurance that things will work out, and it truely does

ladygudhead:
Ok i love to sniff kerosene, petrol, shoemaker gum n insectisides...for me the best scent so far in d world r raid n sniper,i can flit a rum n remain inside... ...when i'm having n unpleasant dream i can stop it myself by waking up by myself b4 it cud get 2 d unpleasant end, because i always knw am dreaming. then can i aswel go back 2 continue a sweet ending dream if i was woken abruptly.

Lol... The dream aspect is exactly me, Sometimes when I'm in great danger in a dream, In that same dream I'll just say to myself "Oga wake up, you're dreaming and I'll just open my eyes"
Sometime last month, I had a problem with School Authority with resulted to a police case, so while the whole thing got worse as I least expected, I began tapping myself to wake up but sadly it wasn't a dream



Also, I love the smell of Fuel and the carbon emanating from an Exhaust pipe, especially that of a car.

missyQween:
I love having the fan on even if I am terribly cold.

I can't speak pidgin but I can write it so well

Sometimes, It takes days before I poo.It's not healthy, I know

I love been in my own world sometimes, In my own thinking.

I always know if someone is lying but I will pretend like I don't know

I don't know how to cheat or double date

Lol.... During Harmattan, I'll put on the fan to the highest and still cover myself to the fullest


Momsy will just be shouting, asking which type of a being I am

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I love killing wall geckos
I love chewing toothpicks
I love watching animations
Gat an insane phobia for thunder
I cannot sit in front when traveling...

I have a friend/neighbor who has great phobia for front seats. According to her she will be in the bus and practulcall

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I love killing wall geckos
I love chewing toothpicks
I love watching animations
Gat an insane phobia for thunder
I cannot sit in front when traveling...

I have a friend/neighbor who has great phobia for front seats. According to her she will be in the bus and practically be pushing the bus to another side if there's an on-coming vehicle towards her side

Bishops10:

Lol.... During Harmattan, I'll put on the fan to the highest and still cover myself to the fullest


Momsy will just be shouting, asking which type of a being I am

Hahahahaha. To me,It's not really that weird.

MillionDollars:
There was a time I don’t eat anyone’s food except my mums’ , it irritates me, i just started eating some people’s food tho

i am sooooo that......


I am 23 and still have not stopped...


dnt ever tell mumsi that her little boy ate in someone's house cos she will never ever believe you....

I got threatened alot with this (from my peers) buh i will just tell them to try it

ohem007:







i am sooooo that......


I am 23 and still have not stopped...


dnt ever tell mumsi that her little boy ate in someone's house cos she will never ever believe you....

I got threatened alot with this (from my peers) buh i will just tell them to try it

Same here , i just eat some people’s food so they’d not feel embarrassed I rejected their offer

snowblaq:
1. I must re-do whatever work i give someone to do... Atimes i practically have to twist and hold my hands to refrain from doing so.

2. I hate onions.... Anything containing or smelling like onions... I totally dislike it... You can't love onions excessively and be a friend of mine...

3. I hate animals.... Any type.. Any shape...it's a no no

4. I smell food before i eat it.... Don't worry... You might never catch me red handed doing that... But be rest assured i did it anyways

5. I love to hold back urine.... Atimes i stand in front of the toilet and purposely wait to see how long i can hold it back.... Yh and i know the disadvantages of that.... But it's a habit that's bad to break. ..

Hun! Funny

Bishops10:

Lol... The dream aspect is exactly me, Sometimes when I'm in great danger in a dream, In that same dream I'll just say to myself "Oga wake up, you're dreaming and I'll just open my eyes"
Sometime last month, I had a problem with School Authority with resulted to a police case, so while the whole thing got worse as I least expected, I began tapping myself to wake up but sadly it wasn't a dream



Also, I love the smell of Fuel and the carbon emanating from an Exhaust pipe, especially that of a car.

Lol. funny u