Am writing this with deep sorrow, weeping for this country. It is something that needs serious attention and I will like my beloved citizen of this country to provide me with due reason why animals are now turning into thieves. Last year it was surprising that rat chased our Mr. President away from the office that was well tiled with proper air-conditioning. This year too, a snake that swallow 36million naira. Also, Monkey that carted 70million naira. Please are they fooling us or this is happening for real?
I will be happy if the mod can help me with this.

I can assure you that the rats, snakes and monkeys are just aliases of people who belong to the same cabal and knows themselves deeply.

The problem is we on the outside take the aliases at face value. They know what they meant when they say rat didn't want cow to enter Aso Rock until they use so-and-so amount of dollars to send rat out.

It simply means, Mr so-and-so is against the presidency and needs pacifying with money.

Snake swallowing #36million means, Mr so-and-so has taken the monies for himself alone at all

How do I know this?

My old man belongs to a cabal of stubborn friends in his youth and they name themselves after insects of different kinds and other bush animals.

My old man was called Lion. I figured it's maybe cos of the way he rules his terrible territory and gathers several women to himself alone and also cos of the way he fights.

Witnessed him beat a young guy even in his old age, I wanted to attack the guy for punching my Dad in my presence but before I remove seat belt, my old man was off the driver's side already and was dealing with the young man, me was like wow, I understood that day what he meant by, you this boy, you think you are big now and I can't beat you abi, I'm just looking at you cos of your mum. That was the day I collected his GF and he caught me.... $mh

Some of his friends were called cockroach, scorpion, pigs and many more, they even have monkey in their group and Titus fish

So just know that, the animals being mentioned are not actually animals but cabal members.

correctguy101:
I can assure you that the rats, snakes and monkeys are just aliases of people who belong to the same cabal and knows themselves deeply.

The problem is we on the outside take the aliases at face value. They know what they meant when they say rat didn't want cow to enter Aso Rock until they use so-and-so amount of dollars to send rat out.

It simply means, Mr so-and-so is against the presidency and needs pacifying with money.

Snake swallowing #36million means, Mr so-and-so has taken the monies for himself alone at all

How do I know this?

My old man belongs to a cabal of stubborn friends in his youth and they name themselves after insects of different kinds and other bush animals.

My old man was called Lion. I figured it's maybe cos of the way he rules his terrible territory and gathers several women to himself alone and also cos of the way he fights.

Witnessed him beat a young guy even in his old age, I wanted to attack the guy for punching my Dad in my presence but before I remove seat belt, my old man was off the driver's side already and was dealing with the young man, me was like wow, I understood that day what he meant by, you this boy, you think you are big now and I can't beat you abi, I'm just looking at you cos of your mum. That was the day I collected his GF and he caught me.... $mh

Some of his friends were called cockroach, scorpion, pigs and many more, they even have monkey in their group and Titus fish

So just know that, the animals being mentioned are not actually animals but cabal members.

Thanks

I think it is because every approach for a solution is like an animal approach by this government both in the federal level and state level.

Even Mrs Aisha M. (the first lady) even talked about the hyenas, jackals and the return of the animal king back to his kingdom some months back.

It's simply because we re running a "blamocracy" style of government where elected officials never accept responsibility for their actions nd would rather pass the buck..

MONITZ:
It's simply because we re running a "blamocracy" style of government where elected officials never accept responsibility for their actions nd would rather pass the buck..

what do you mean by WE? He in nigeria, nigerians are running democracy and not blamocracy that you claim. except if you are speaking for your country NORTH Korea

Thanks guys, Nigeria is now having another style of corruption