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NIGERIA: One Country Two Systems by CHOPUP411(m): 8:22pm On Feb 27, 2018
*ONLY IN NIGERIA*

Fulani Terrorists kill thousands, the federal government says: "accommodate them". But IPOB carries out legal peaceful protests and kills no one, the federal government says: "kill them all".

Nyako allegedly stole 2.9 billion, the federal government says: grant him bail to have access to foreign medical facilities. But Metuh was accused of embezzling 400m, the federal government says: ensure he doesn't travel abroad for medicals (even when the man is obviously dying)

Northern Forum threaten Southerners, federal government says: stop antagonising northerners, Southern People accuse the Caliphate of nepotism, ethnic chauvinism and religious intolerance, federal government says: that's hate speech!

Buharis former SGF Babachir Lawal ate grass worth 400m, he was sent home with apologies. Stella Odua was falsely accused of buying cars worth 270m, they said: crucify her!

A Northern president destroyed the economy and the unity, they said: he's the best thing after sliced bread. But A southern president expanded the economy and forged unity, they said: Finish him!

INEC registers underage voters in the North. FG says: we are not aware. The South wants INEC to also register underage voters here, FG says: we shall deal decisively with all offenders.

A Hausa/Fulani man walks about with daggers, FG says: it is part of our dresscode. But A southerner is found with a penknife, he's arrested for illegal possession of arms. Fulani Terrorists and Boko Haram bear firearms, FG says: let's negotiate with them. But State governments set up vigilant groups to protect their people, FG says: disarm them.

Northerners took over the security services, FG says: this is due to their high population. Southerners pass exams more to be admitted into schools, FG says: let the
federal character prevail.

Crude Oil from the South is shared across the country, FG says: the oil is belongs to Nigeria. Solid minerals are mined and exported in the North, FG says: they're illegal miners (with headquarters in Abuja).

Sharia Law was implemented in the North, FG says: it is only for Muslims. But Muslim Ramadan fasting came and Christians were stopped from operating restaurants, FG says: you must obey the Laws of the State!

Southern importers need FOREX for international trade, the FG says: there's scarcity of dollars. Northern Muslims go to Mecca with government dollars, the FG says: we must subsidize dollars to encourage them to
pray in Saudi!

...and so much more!

Relax! It ain't One Country, Two Systems. It is Two Countries, Two Systems...only pretending to be one...
Re: NIGERIA: One Country Two Systems by chuksjuve(m): 8:43pm On Feb 27, 2018
It's started with 97 vs 5 percent statement ..

So all we are seeing is only an offshoot of that statement angry
Re: NIGERIA: One Country Two Systems by chuksjuve(m): 8:44pm On Feb 27, 2018
angry sad angry angry angry sad angry

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