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Man's not hot by germainediva(f): 12:00pm On Feb 28
Man's not hot

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Re: Man's not hot by ubunja(m): 12:04pm On Feb 28
someone is tired and wana retire from the Game loool.
Re: Man's not hot by HoleDriller(m): 12:14pm On Feb 28
germainediva:
40+ Gainfully employed Christian Physically fit Good sense of humor

grin

Start going to church....
Re: Man's not hot by edimolu(m): 12:24pm On Feb 28
germainediva:
40+
Gainfully employed
Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor

oops...i would have recommended a 40+ old who spends eons of time on nairaland sexuality section, one who is in dire need of love.cheesy

CODE NAME:: MR lezzGoat aka postmann aka shroud, but mind you, dude hasn't been favoured with a job!...keep hunting dear...the good lord is your strength!cheesy

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Re: Man's not hot by germainediva(f): 12:34pm On Feb 28
Thank you but I prefer men in their 40s
Re: Man's not hot by ishadfurnitures: 12:36pm On Feb 28
Send your what'sapp number to my email ishadfurnitures@yahoo.com
Re: Man's not hot by Mandrake007(m): 12:40pm On Feb 28
germainediva:
40+
Gainfully employed
Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor

you must be looking for a sugar daddy
Re: Man's not hot by Mikkylounge: 1:04pm On Feb 28
There's really no need to insult the babe..she has every right to desire anything or anyone..
you've got maill..well, sorta
Re: Man's not hot by ubunja(m): 1:12pm On Feb 28
Mikkylounge:
There's really no need to insult the babe..she has every right to desire anything or anyone..
you've got maill..well, sorta
stop seeing every word that men say about women that you dont like as an insult. noone insulted her. your zeal to protect women is too much. relax

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Re: Man's not hot by nwanneni(m): 1:17pm On Feb 28
germainediva:
40+
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Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor

send me a pm,let's see where we can get from there
Re: Man's not hot by Shroud: 1:37pm On Feb 28
germainediva:
40+
Gainfully employed
Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor

nice preference but not unattainable.

But be careful of the kind of advice you'll get from some folks here like edimolu/ edimolu2. Dude is acknowledged to be beyond frustrated, a serial reject by all notable female Nairalander in romance section including bumbae, marinee, optional1 etc

You can do a cursory search on his name with these monikers and you will witness true bone-chilling anguish and frustration from a man begging for friendship and date to the point of shameless stalking.

Things got so bad he was blocked offline on WhatsApp by these females for persistently demanding for nudes. Which is proof the man is a devout psychopath and loser both online and in the real world.

Check Harddon's topics on how to woo a girl and you'll see this same sufferer of mental epilepsia major called edimolu begging for help on how to bed a girl in his own street.

Wishing you good favours in your quest, but be prepared to sieve true advice from the empty drivel from a man who should be the poster boy for failure and unaccomplishment.

The boy is so unfortunate nature made him with deficient hormones and genotype.
If you think this is just a diss,
Check his thread and see him placing ads for anyone unfortunate enough to match his mutant DNA cells.

Happy quest.

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Re: Man's not hot by edimolu(m): 1:56pm On Feb 28
Shroud:
nice preference but not unattainable.

But be careful of the kind of advice you'll get from some folks here like edimolu/ edimolu2. Dude is acknowledged to be beyond frustrated, a serial reject by all notable female Nairalander in romance section including bumbae, marinee, optional1 etc

You can do a cusury search on his name with these monikers and you will witness true bone-chilling anguish and frustration from a man begging for friendship and date to the point of shameless stalking.

Things got so bad he was blocked offline on WhatsApp by these females for persistently demanding for nudes. Which is proof the man is a devout psychopath and loser both online and in the real world.

Check Harddon's topics on how to woo a girl and you'll see this same sufferer of mental epilepsia major called edimolu begging for help on how to bed a girl in his own street.

Wishing you good favours in your quest, but be prepared to sieve true advice from the empty drivel from a man who should be the poster boy for failure and unaccomplishment.

The boy is so unfortunate nature made him with deficient hormones and genotype.
If you think this is just a diss,
Check his thread and see him placing ads for anyone unfortunate enough to match his mutant DNA cells.

Happy quest.

pffftttt..shiooor.. E no enter! try again grin

It took a very busy man just 13 fûcking minutes to stage a rebuttal.lol.such a haha joke...now that's more like it...to have quickly typed this ill-fated gibberish which is best at lulling one to sleep validates you are jobless as i rightly-asserted and that my words hit you like a thousand daggers making a total-sieve outta that filthiness you regard flesh!

LEZZgoat aka postmann.cheesy i can sense your anger and agitation, it pleases mind to know i made you that way! so long duncecheesy

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Re: Man's not hot by postmann: 1:18pm On Mar 03
edimolu:

oops...i would have recommended a 40+ old who spends eons of time on nairaland sexuality section, one who is in dire need of love.cheesy

CODE NAME:: MR lezzGoat aka postmann aka shroud, but mind you, dude hasn't been favoured with a job!...keep hunting dear...the good lord is your strength!cheesy

Life is hard enough for the physically and biologically fit, much less someone in your mold -- a genetically compromised sicklemia with poor academic profile.

Your life is on a fixed routine, as boring as the second hand of a clock oscillating all day round an empty circle; like a restless wave making a boisterous noise only to end up aimlessly on the pebbled shore, hence the sobriquet "postmann" is the only vent of escape from your meaningless world.

I have become your obsession, the puzzle that sends your weak heart on overdrive. If only you had devoted half the obsession you have towards me into your studies, you wouldn't have found yourself in JSS 2F, nor would you have turned out to be a shameless recidivist in plagiarism.

There's no short cut to being an intellect, neither is glory meant for fools. Every chair is built with someone in mind and when you find and acknowledge yours, you'd discover you're only a pedestal right after the intelligence of the hominidae. And like them, the chromosome for shame is missing in your DNA.
grin cool

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Re: Man's not hot by DaddyKross: 1:29pm On Mar 03
This is the thread cheesy

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Re: Man's not hot by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:33pm On Mar 03
OP, make do with this

Re: Man's not hot by postmann: 1:47pm On Mar 03
edimolu:

pffftttt..shiooor.. E no enter! try again grin

It took a very busy man just 13 fûcking minutes to stage a rebuttal.lol.such a haha joke...now that's more like it...to have quickly typed this ill-fated gibberish which is best at lulling one to sleep validates you are jobless as i rightly-asserted and that my words hit you like a thousand daggers making a total-sieve outta that filthiness you regard flesh!

LEZZgoat aka postmann.cheesy i can sense your anger and agitation, it pleases mind to know i made you that way! so long duncecheesy


Dunderheaded, unlettered great ape. It is "as i rightly asserted" not "as i rightly-asserted"

This is what happens when you copy someone without a basic understanding of how grammatical punctuations work.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Re: Man's not hot by edimolu(m): 1:59pm On Mar 03
postmann:


Life is hard enough for the physically and biologically fit, much less someone in your mold -- a genetically compromised sicklemia with poor academic profile.

Your life is on a fixed routine, as boring as the second hand of a clock oscillating all day round an empty circle; like a restless wave making a boisterous noise only to end up aimlessly on the pebbled shore, hence the sobriquet "postmann" is the only vent of escape from your meaningless world.

I have become your obsession, the puzzle that sends your weak heart on overdrive. If only you had devoted half the obsession you have towards me into your studies, you wouldn't have found yourself in JSS 2F, nor would you have turned out to be a shameless recidivist in plagiarism.

There's no short cut to being an intellect, neither is glory meant for fools. Every chair is built with someone in mind and when you find and acknowledge yours, you'd discover you're only a pedestal right after the intelligence of the hominidae. And like them, the chromosome for shame is missing in your DNA.
grin cool
k
Re: Man's not hot by edimolu(m): 2:00pm On Mar 03
postmann:



Dunderheaded, unlettered great ape. It is "as i rightly asserted" not "as i rightly-asserted"

This is what happens when you copy someone without a basic understanding of how grammatical punctuations work.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
k
Re: Man's not hot by Shroud: 2:06pm On Mar 03
postmann:


Life is hard enough for the physically and biologically fit, much less someone in your mold -- a genetically compromised sicklemia with poor academic profile.

Your life is on a fixed routine, as boring as the second hand of a clock oscillating all day round an empty circle; like a restless wave making a boisterous noise only to end up aimlessly on the pebbled shore, hence the sobriquet "postmann" is the only vent of escape from your meaningless world.

I have become your obsession, the puzzle that sends your weak heart on overdrive. If only you had devoted half the obsession you have towards me into your studies, you wouldn't have found yourself in JSS 2F, nor would you have turned out to be a shameless recidivist in plagiarism.

There's no short cut to being an intellect, neither is glory meant for fools. Every chair is built with someone in mind and when you find and acknowledge yours, you'd discover you're only a pedestal right after the intelligence of the hominidae. And like them, the chromosome for shame is missing in your DNA.
grin cool

Hahahaha, you just mopped the floor with that doucherag called edimolu.

But in all honesty, the dude isn't even worth the amount of data that conveyed that post. You are conversing with someone who has been rubbished and rejected by virtually all romance section girls for being a drooling stalker.

The only leverage he is seeking is to pour out his frustrations in a back and forth.

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Re: Man's not hot by postmann: 2:13pm On Mar 03
Shroud:


Hahahaha, you just mopped the floor with that doucherag called edimolu.

But in all honesty, the dude isn't even worth the amount of data that conveyed that post. You are conversing with someone who has been rubbished and rejected by virtually all romance section girls for being a drooling stalker.

The only leverage he is seeking is to pour out his frustrations in a back and forth.




You and I seem to be his favourite drug he can't live without.

A shot and he's back in two weeks for more.
Re: Man's not hot by Shroud: 2:17pm On Mar 03
postmann:


You and I seem to be his favourite drug he can't live without.

A shot and he's back in two weeks.
Lolz. So the miserable whelp will go cold turkey if he doesn't quote us in a week! grin
Re: Man's not hot by postmann: 2:20pm On Mar 03
Shroud:
Lolz. So the miserable whelp will go cold turkey if he doesn't quote us in a week! grin

More like two weeks. Bang! Straight outta the blue like a jilted lover still sore from the bruises of a broken affair.
Re: Man's not hot by Shroud: 2:38pm On Mar 03
postmann:


More like two weeks. Bang! Straight outta the blue like a jilted lover still sore from the bruises of a broken affair.
I sincerely hope he will learn to love himself instead of being a conveyor of bitter sadness and dispair.

Nairaland is working.

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Re: Man's not hot by thebrideng(m): 7:40pm On Mar 03
Can you get in touch with me? I am 47, gainfully employed. Call me on 08027575816
Re: Man's not hot by NSK4U(m): 10:06pm On Mar 03
OP I have d requirements for d vacancy except dat I'm a
student, still 24 & has little or no humour
Re: Man's not hot by damesilver(m): 9:02am On Mar 04
germainediva:
40+
Gainfully employed
Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor


It would be nice to have your image uploaded on your profile.

Every male or female desiring love interests online should not make it too difficult to be visible. A picture is a way of communication. A potential romantic partner gets to know in advance, and before pursuit, whether the object of his interest worths his time of not based on the information he processes from the picture he sees. It applies to both sexes. Please let's be more open and simple.

The business of love is a noble one, why hide your identity!

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Re: Man's not hot by ladiesreject(m): 9:57am On Mar 04
Lol
It's like you know this man and his entire history on nairaland, Shey you be monitoring spirit ni?
Re: Man's not hot by blackpanthar: 5:21am On Mar 17
I am a soldier, and a christian (no one is perfect o) kindly PM me. Hope you too are physically fit o

germainediva:
40+
Gainfully employed
Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor

Re: Man's not hot by TolaTosin: 5:04pm On May 05
germainediva:
40+
Gainfully employed
Christian
Physically fit
Good sense of humor

I miss u

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Re: Man's not hot by Winner2017: 10:55pm On May 06
Send mail to saintgbenga@yahoo.com

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