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Joke:- Ways To Catch A Thief by slingm(m): 7:20pm On Mar 02, 2018
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.

The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. grin




The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him.

The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief.

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