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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by Pasehdo: 1:48pm On May 30, 2020
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:19pm On Sep 15, 2020
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:57pm On Sep 16, 2020
Marry an Educated Lady so that when you get her annoyed or angry, you will hear "It is not fair ooo, than, E no go better for you and your Generation" ��‍♂️�‍♂️����
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 10:17am On Sep 17, 2020
So how did the first man discovered licking? Like what was going on in his head to go down there during love making?

Herrrrr, our forefathers were nasty and naughty oooooo. �����
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by Sunshinegold44: 1:11pm On Sep 17, 2020
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:44am On Sep 18, 2020
I spent 12 years to improve on my handwriting and now we're using Keyboard...

Technology, Hmmmm, what a wasted effort. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:18pm On Sep 21, 2020
These Nigeria nurses are so very rude. One just called one guy by his sickness' name.

"Oga low sperm count where u dey go oooo?" grin grin
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by cyprianphil01: 3:21am On Oct 03, 2020
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:26am On Oct 10, 2020
I remember a secondary school debate when I supported a motion that "Education Is Better than Money"
God pls forgive me, I was young & stupid then angry embarassed
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:29am On Oct 10, 2020
The day you'll go for job interview and you find your Ex as the CEO, you'll understand why mathematics always tell you to find the value of X undecided
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:29am On Oct 10, 2020
Every girl is either single, dating or married depending on who is asking grin
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:30am On Oct 10, 2020
Some guys will kill their girlfriends with sex position oh, which one is baby do as if you want to cross gutter?
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:32am On Oct 10, 2020
After 3 hot slaps, a Nigerian mum will be like "I will not touch u until your father comes back"
Mummy How na? shocked
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:33am On Oct 10, 2020
Only God can break the covenant between suya and newspaper cool
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:34am On Oct 10, 2020
The only reason why I don't feel like getting married now is that everyone will now know that I've started having sex including my mom and it's making me to feel shy.. angry sad
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:35am On Oct 10, 2020
Do u know that short people can sweep without bending? grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:37am On Oct 10, 2020
The one who told Africans that shoes are kept under the bed is the same person who told them to keep broom behind their door grin
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:38am On Oct 10, 2020
If you don't want to visit him tell him, which one is "I don't know if I can come again my father is angry with my mother" embarassed
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:40am On Oct 10, 2020
A woman that lost her husband is called a widow...
Abeg, what is a girl that lost her boyfriend called?
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:41am On Oct 10, 2020
IPhone users act like they already have acceptance letter from heaven embarassed embarassed

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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:43am On Oct 10, 2020
If Igbo stew enter ur eye forget it just go and buy new eye, but if Yoruba stew enter ur eye u will go blind and get paralyze
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:44am On Oct 10, 2020
In 2021,,We Need to Date According to Qualifications;
You Can't Have a Degree and Get Hurt By Someone with WAEC cry
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:46am On Oct 10, 2020
In Nigeria once you take your bath, they will start asking you if you're going out... So someone can't bath in peace again
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:47am On Oct 10, 2020
The first Sign of a Stingy Boyfriend is good English grin
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 12:32pm On Oct 11, 2020
Best way to know a Nigerian girl's real name is to ask her for her account details
That's when "Natasha Hills" will turn to "Chinasa Okoro Ugwu"
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by cyprianphil01: 1:59pm On Oct 15, 2020
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by c9a6s6h6boy(m): 6:02am On Oct 16, 2020
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:07pm On Oct 17, 2020
COVID-19 killed my future wife in China. Rest in peace Ching Mu Chong embarassed
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:10pm On Oct 17, 2020
I wonder why men fall down flat when women push them on the bed with one finger
The spirit behind that finger is stronger than Dangote cement
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:11pm On Oct 17, 2020
Please I urgently need my neighbor's number, he lost his goat, instead of coming to ask me first, he went directly to Benin (herbalist) is that how we do things?

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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:22pm On Oct 17, 2020
Be grateful for what u have & remember that one girl's nipple is another girl's full breast.
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:22pm On Oct 17, 2020
The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything

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