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Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by autojosh: 8:07pm On Mar 07, 2018
From 0 - 10, how many police escorts do you think a rich man should have?

Alibaba shared his experience with a very big man who was spotted on the street of Lagos with 10 police escorts.

He said..

"I spent 3 hours today directing traffic today on Alfred Rewane Road. The drivers obeyed until 3 gun trotting policemen jumped down from these 2 escort vehicles... to do their priority traffic control. Told one of the officers to take it easy. Because if I had not been there helping with the traffic they wouldn't have made it this far. "OGA DEY HURRY". Really? Who be your Oga?.. I walked up to the vehicle and asked OGA to wind down. But another set of 3 armed policemen, alighted from the escort PRADO... By which time the gun brandishing officers had made way for our very very very important personality. He had to be very very very important. 10 security details attached to one man. Out of a depleted police force of less than 2 million officers. Anyway... What do I know? Shebi I am just a comedian?"


When you become a big man, how many police escorts will you have? Tell us in the comment section.

https://autojosh.com/comedian-alibaba-shares-experience-big-man-10-police-escorts/

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by ZombieTAMER: 8:10pm On Mar 07, 2018
When I say shi*t


You say hole....


Those ones will not be in benue and environs where they are needed.... They are meant for the elites and their families

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by tyup(m): 8:11pm On Mar 07, 2018
so then what should we do undecided you talked with a rich man after directing traffic for 3 hours so? who asked you undecided

still waiting patiently to see if this useless post be shifted to FP

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by BruncleZuma: 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2018
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by godfatherx: 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Police & power, the greatest problems of Nigeria.

Let me explain
POLICE: not until we have an incorruptible police force, we are going nowhere. We may still have 1 bad egg in a crate, but the remaining 29 will be able to fish him out. Criminals should never get away with crimes, big or small.
But if the police continue to "babysit" the rich in a relatively safe place like Lagos yet troubled spots in Benue don't even have any police patrol because IG, AIGs, DIGs & co are all corrupt...

POWER: I mean power supply - we have lots of craftmen and entrepreneurs in this country, but erratic power supplies and high cost of alternatives (generators, solar panels & inverters) have frustrated them out of business, hence these frustrations. Constant power supply will cut unemployment by over 75%.

Like Alibaba says, "wetin I know self?".

I'm just thinking aloud

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Lighthouseman: 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Anybody can get a police escort as long as you can settle the DPO.
OR
Write a letter to the state commissioner of police alleging threat to life
Or

You can borrow police from a big man friend to do escort for you...

Or you pick a police man on the road as 'lift' since most times they don't have transport money...




Its that easy

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Nobody: 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Why didn't you reveal the identity of the oga

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Bossontop(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
undecided
Thats Nigria for u oo......if u no get money u really really really need to hide your face or else.........

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Mimienudles(f): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
IwillSucced:


it has been moved ooo
Who says he was oppressed
Berra grin
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by chukiz(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
That's shit hole for you. What do you expect

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by miqos02(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Hoe k
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by DannyJ19(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Na to get my own Armed force
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Flexymp3: 8:17pm On Mar 07, 2018
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Andrewgame42: 8:17pm On Mar 07, 2018
If not for joblessness what are you standing on the road for, who send you that work.

Thats all i will tell you since you cannot speak the truth about what's going on in our country using your platform and success that is all I have to say to you.... Useless celebrities... Go abroad and see how celebs dey help talk for the masses

To call buhari name dey fear you?

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by dickson042: 8:17pm On Mar 07, 2018
only "shit" stories we hear in nigeria...GOd help us

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by ipobarecriminals: 8:18pm On Mar 07, 2018
sad probably. one of those miserable. snake swallowing. money
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by livebynite: 8:18pm On Mar 07, 2018
And why is this one telling is ?
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by MTHBOSS(m): 8:19pm On Mar 07, 2018
'TIS WELL, NAIJA MY BELOVED COUNTRY WILL NEVER CEASE TO ... (FILL IN THE GAP)

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by adewuyiade: 8:19pm On Mar 07, 2018
Shithole indeed

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by kenex4ever(m): 8:19pm On Mar 07, 2018
May be na IG or AIG
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by livebynite: 8:19pm On Mar 07, 2018
And why is this one telling is ? angry
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by frinx: 8:20pm On Mar 07, 2018
Typically Nigerians see Police escort as a sign of importance and supposed arrival or big name.

Nigerian armed forces attached to personal protection details is enormous. Everybody has escort this days. You buy a Range Rover, you have to add an Hilux for some mopol. Blaring sirens everywhere. Even when there's is total gridlock acting like there's one national emergency and you're only going to buy baby's BOBO. grin

We need to look in the side of private security.
Only top public personnel should use armed forces for protection and should be a minimal number.

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by dopedealer(m): 8:23pm On Mar 07, 2018
Brb
Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by LesbianBoy(m): 8:23pm On Mar 07, 2018
Nigeria is a very funny country i swear

Guy go just 'hammer' money and before you know it, him don begin dey call him self 'ceo' - begin carry police escort upandan! grin grin

Anyways, i won't blame such guys. If you know what guys who don't have money go through. The 'insults' they receive everyday eh, you will understand why these guys behave the way they do now wey money don "show" grin grin grin grin

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by UnknownT: 8:23pm On Mar 07, 2018
Simple question na him ask, 0-10 how many you go get. If I get money Eh, na one full Police Division I go carry as escort grin

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Nobody: 8:24pm On Mar 07, 2018
Was it the escort his problem or the big man? Fools everywhere. This is the same mad man that sells table a million naira and above at his shows. What a stupid post

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Warldbest(m): 8:25pm On Mar 07, 2018
This man and his dumb talk angry

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Man2utd(m): 8:26pm On Mar 07, 2018
The biggest thieves in this nation are protected by the same guns the people they stole from payed for.

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by Baawaa(m): 8:27pm On Mar 07, 2018
Policemen likes politicians than comedians grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by whitebeard(m): 8:28pm On Mar 07, 2018
Gentle2015:
Was it the escort his problem or the big man? Fools everywhere. This is the same mad man that sells table a million naira and above at his shows. What a stupid post
it business.

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Re: Ali Baba And A Big Man Who Has 10 Police Escorts by verygudbadguy(m): 8:29pm On Mar 07, 2018
Ali Baba is quite free. He is not carrying this fame and riches on his head at all. I was surprised when I saw trekking on broad street like a random guy. He was probably going to pick up some wears at Mandilas. Trust the likes of AY, IGoDie and other young celebs no go ever try that.

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