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A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by taylor89(m): 8:16pm On Mar 11
Good evening Doctors and great people of Nairaland



Please am really gonna make this short and back it up with pictures(not really mine but came across exactly the photos of what am suffering from online)


For almost a year now I've been experiencing a painless round dots kind of lump on the my pen1s and down to the scrotum sachets like 6 or 7 dots



They don't itch, pain, or rapidly escalate to other parts of the body but they looks kinda weird and making me loose some balls of confidence as a dude, most especially not this era of mouth gig and BJ, it will make her feel like she's sucking corn or chippings.



I feel very uncomfortable to unclad in front of bae in the day time, have got some antifungal OTC creams but they all fell abortive. I want to get a suggestion here first on a faceless forum before taking it to outside moreover i don't feel comfortable bringing out my ENTIRE Diick to a Doctor for now



Please mods, help a brother i Don dey die


NB: it's not affecting me in any way or painful, just that i want the shape of my follow-come pen1s back

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by sweetflame(m): 8:33pm On Mar 11
sorry bro, just try to man up and see a doctor..............the bj n corn thing got me cracked up tho cheesy

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by hidhrhis(m): 8:49pm On Mar 11
I had almost the same thing in my joystick shaft some month ago but it cleared up but before that I showed it to two different doctors who checked it out but said it nothing

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by josh123(m): 8:59pm On Mar 11
Na pimpos grin

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by internationalman(m): 9:07pm On Mar 11
hidhrhis:
I had almost the same thing in my joystick shaft some month ago but it cleared up but before that I showed it to two different doctors who checked it out but said it nothing
Was the doctor a male or female

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by hidhrhis(m): 9:18pm On Mar 11
internationalman:

Was the doctor a male or female
male
I only told him I have bump on my joystick and he said I should show him I was shocked when he made d statement so I went to another hospital to show them again cos I can't allow one hospital to see my joystick twice

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by sartorius(m): 7:34am On Mar 12
Warts?

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by sartorius(m): 7:34am On Mar 12
Human papilloma virus

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by hidhrhis(m): 10:18am On Mar 12
sartorius:
Human papilloma virus
bro how can one differentiate that human papilloma virus cos when I showed the doc my own he said it nothing but it has cleared up now
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by sartorius(m): 11:35am On Mar 12
It's a possibility.
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by hidhrhis(m): 12:36pm On Mar 12
sartorius:
It's a possibility.
mine doesn't look like d one up their though it painless but it looks more like pimples very very small only notice when my thing is fully erect
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by taylor89(m): 10:56am On Mar 14
Lalasticlala i don't know what's happening here please help me out to front page



Domnique, lalasticlala, mynd44, seun
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by mamatwiny: 11:09am On Mar 14
Women dey try ooo.
U see physical manifestation and u still wan taste the corns n chips.

Guy, please visit hospital asap.
Run the ff tests, HIV, semen analysis and culture and skin culture test on the pen1s

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by ojkalito(m): 12:23pm On Mar 14
I think you have Herpes
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by midehi2(f): 12:24pm On Mar 14
dem wan spoil person for this thread grin

wey pishure of your d... make i examine am grin

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Tolzeal(m): 12:24pm On Mar 14
..Thought you said you'll be backing this up with Pictures. Ain't seeing nothing

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Dandsome: 12:24pm On Mar 14
Genital warts.


Buy podophylin ointment

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Annnonymous: 12:25pm On Mar 14
E don be for you, just cut it off now before it starts to spread grin grin grin grin

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Curvinus(m): 12:25pm On Mar 14
Genital warts (a spectrum of the human papiloma virus). It's like a cluster of non itchy/painless translucent bumps around the genital area. They would usually disappear with time (in about a year or a year and half) as long as you do not engage in unprotected sex with the person you contacted it from. Hell, even protected sex is risky with this same person and I know what I'm saying. Just ditch that bae for your own good and learn to practice safe sex.

Trying to apply antifungal or antibacterial cream will be a waste of time. The only treatment you need is to boost your immune system to help fight them and over time, they'll disappear completely.

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Alariiwo: 12:25pm On Mar 14
Genital warts or herpes..

I'm very sure you're HPV positive too. Stop d.icking anything in skirt, they won't listen.
Now you live with it

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by faceURfront(m): 12:25pm On Mar 14
Where d picture na?

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by NwaAmaikpe: 12:26pm On Mar 14
shocked


So sad man,
It is a form of cancer triggered by the blockage of the lymphatic nodes in your scrotum.
That's how it starts till your preek is finally amputated.

I'd advice you undergo a sex-change surgery. Who knows you can turn your misfortune into glory.

You have a much better reason than Caitlyn Jenner or Miss SaharA in becoming a transgender.
Goodluck man

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Buskete(m): 12:26pm On Mar 14
Picture or Adonbelievit
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by BruncleZuma: 12:26pm On Mar 14
grin grin grin grin

Take your penile vessel to a specialist before it falls off. Nairaland is not the best fora for your penile woes.

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by agarawu23(m): 12:26pm On Mar 14
No picture, how we doctor go know what exactly is wrong?
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by MTKbudapest(m): 12:26pm On Mar 14
You've just gotten your degree in fuckology. grin grin grin
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Ezptymsonyx1: 12:27pm On Mar 14
o gbenu tan
baba go see doctor
Meanwhile, d reason u put d entire in caps still dey baffle me

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by Drshobz: 12:27pm On Mar 14
picture of the di.ck

so as to know how to help

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by agulion: 12:28pm On Mar 14
are you playing with us? common show the picture

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Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by AK6464(m): 12:28pm On Mar 14
Frozen sperms
Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by alexistaiwo: 12:28pm On Mar 14
Rip to the joystick

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