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4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by BiafranBushBoy: 7:51am On Mar 16, 2018
These methods to impress interviewers during interviews might be funny, but it is so real. I have seen a majority of it work, and it still works.

The psychology behind interviews in this part of the country is that most HRs don’t have the right interviewing skill. They are so stereotyped in reasoning, and most job seekers have converted it to their benefits.

It is bizarre to see that most companies still use “patience-testing” or “food serving” to judge the employability of graduates. This shows that most of these methods still work properly.

What are the funny methods to impress Interviewers during Interviews?



Speak Very Fast When communicating

Do you know that most Nigerians see people who communicate in a fast tone as intelligent people? If you don’t have an idea, you better take note of it now. I speak fast naturally, and it has worked severally for me. When I attend interviews, it is shocking to see where I am termed wonderful even when I answer questions averagely, just because they could barely grasp what I say.

The key to using this method is to use the right tenses, answer the questions correctly using the several techniques I have written, and look the interviewer eyeball to eyeball while speaking.

Brag about your past achievements at any given point

Do you really want to impress interviewers during interviews? Then make sure you wet their appetites with whatever you have achieved or not – whether fiction or real. When a company really wants to hire someone, they go for someone who creates urgency in his answers, talks about what he has done in the past, and proffers solutions to problems faced presently.

Bragging about your achievements could mean

-How you made millions of Naira on sales in your last company
-A technique you employed to curb downtime on their network
-How you brought in several contracts for them
-How you know people that matter in the society

Anything to wet their appetite and put you in their memory is welcomed. You would surely resume work the next Monday.

Talk about the skills you have acquired

Now, this is the best part of the whole trick. A lady once interviewed a girl for the role of a full-stack web developer. She explained the way the lady used, to impress interviewers during interviews, and it was fantastic. She said…

“Right from the point where we asked her to tell us about herself, she bamboozled us with all the skills (I have written about the top skills that can get you a job, please visit the blog) she has, projects she has carried out, and the ones in the pipeline. That was how the interview ended, and she was hired.”

Interviewers are looking for young people with IT skills, and there is no better time to get trained than now. This option has been over flogged, but if you want to be among the top earners in your clique, then you should consider getting an IT skill.

The era of spending so much to acquire the skills are long gone, now it is cheaper as ever for those in Lagos. I have given out a preferred accredited IT institute in Lagos where lectures are very cheap. (I have recommended the cheapest IT center for you).

Talk about people you know

If you have an interview today with any firm or organization, and you know dignitaries in Nigeria, then you are hired already – this is a trick you should know.

Companies are looking for contacts to penetrate the market, and anybody that would help bring it is welcomed. But remember, you should make it subtle. Don’t make it look like that is all you have to offer.

List out the few skills that you have, and subtly talk about people that you know who can help push the company forward.

The above tactics might not work for all Organizations, but 97% of them will fall for this, especially the 3rd and 4th points.

It has worked for me in several interviews I have attended, and I am just telling you how to impress interviewers at interviews for free. Remember to pay your 10% when you finally get the job. I wish you success.

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Nobody: 7:57am On Mar 16, 2018
funny indeed

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by MVLOX(m): 11:53am On Mar 16, 2018
For dis Naija? OK na kwantinue

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by BiafranBushBoy: 4:22pm On Mar 16, 2018
dayo2me:
funny indeed

Lol.

Lalasticlala

These is the school where you can learn the skills cheap

Cheapest school to learn IT skills that give you a Job

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Sicozone(m): 5:49pm On Mar 16, 2018
Actually Funny but very realistic. And BTW what else do you want to offer an interviewer
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by aieromon(m): 8:53pm On Mar 16, 2018
This sh1t won't produce any positive outcome in my line of work angry

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by mayowascholar(m): 12:02pm On Mar 17, 2018
noted
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by akeentech(m): 12:03pm On Mar 17, 2018
If you need a job contact me
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by BruncleZuma: 12:03pm On Mar 17, 2018
grin grin grin grin

Now I know what to look out for when I interview them...

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by gmoney12: 12:04pm On Mar 17, 2018
upeee
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by miracool946: 12:04pm On Mar 17, 2018
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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by israelmao(m): 12:08pm On Mar 17, 2018
Bragginglone
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by israelmao(m): 12:09pm On Mar 17, 2018
Bragging alone is not enough!
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Rider007: 12:12pm On Mar 17, 2018
Thank up op.. I have an interview soon.. Will certainly apply them..
BiafranBushBoy:
These methods to impress interviewers during interviews might be funny, but it is so real. I have seen a majority of it work, and it still works.

The psychology behind interviews in this part of the country is that most HRs don’t have the right interviewing skill. They are so stereotyped in reasoning, and most job seekers have converted it to their benefits.

It is bizarre to see that most companies still use “patience-testing” or “food serving” to judge the employability of graduates. This shows that most of these methods still work properly.

What are the funny methods to impress Interviewers during Interviews?



Speak Very Fast When communicating

Do you know that most Nigerians see people who communicate in a fast tone as intelligent people? If you don’t have an idea, you better take note of it now. I speak fast naturally, and it has worked severally for me. When I attend interviews, it is shocking to see where I am termed wonderful even when I answer questions averagely, just because they could barely grasp what I say.

The key to using this method is to use the right tenses, answer the questions correctly using the several techniques I have written, and look the interviewer eyeball to eyeball while speaking.

Brag about your past achievements at any given point

Do you really want to impress interviewers during interviews? Then make sure you wet their appetites with whatever you have achieved or not – whether fiction or real. When a company really wants to hire someone, they go for someone who creates urgency in his answers, talks about what he has done in the past, and proffers solutions to problems faced presently.

Bragging about your achievements could mean

-How you made millions of Naira on sales in your last company
-A technique you employed to curb downtime on their network
-How you brought in several contracts for them
-How you know people that matter in the society

Anything to wet their appetite and put you in their memory is welcomed. You would surely resume work the next Monday.

Talk about the skills you have acquired

Now, this is the best part of the whole trick. A lady once interviewed a girl for the role of a full-stack web developer. She explained the way the lady used, to impress interviewers during interviews, and it was fantastic. She said…

“Right from the point where we asked her to tell us about herself, she bamboozled us with all the skills (I have written about the top skills that can get you a job, please visit the blog) she has, projects she has carried out, and the ones in the pipeline. That was how the interview ended, and she was hired.”

Interviewers are looking for young people with IT skills, and there is no better time to get trained than now. This option has been over flogged, but if you want to be among the top earners in your clique, then you should consider getting an IT skill.

The era of spending so much to acquire the skills are long gone, now it is cheaper as ever for those in Lagos. I have given out a preferred accredited IT institute in Lagos where lectures are very cheap. (I have recommended the cheapest IT center for you).

Talk about people you know

If you have an interview today with any firm or organization, and you know dignitaries in Nigeria, then you are hired already – this is a trick you should know.

Companies are looking for contacts to penetrate the market, and anybody that would help bring it is welcomed. But remember, you should make it subtle. Don’t make it look like that is all you have to offer.

List out the few skills that you have, and subtly talk about people that you know who can help push the company forward.

The above tactics might not work for all Organizations, but 97% of them will fall for this, especially the 3rd and 4th points.

It has worked for me in several interviews I have attended, and I am just telling you how to impress interviewers at interviews for free. Remember to pay your 10% when you finally get the job. I wish you success.

If you love this post just subscribe by clicking the link below to get more articles like this to your mailbox.

http://topwritersden.com/how-to-impress-interviewers-during-interviews/

Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Paradigm777: 12:15pm On Mar 17, 2018
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

Now I know what to look out for when I interview them...
grin
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by olola4(m): 12:16pm On Mar 17, 2018
good
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Babs24: 12:18pm On Mar 17, 2018
Funny indeed, but you will still be at home watching African Magic the following Monday cause none of these will work if the interviewers are competent...

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Abokii8(m): 12:21pm On Mar 17, 2018
sampletxt:
Informative one!
I can relate to your point number one, i had an interview last week and i spoke very fast and fluently and i noticed that the panelists were very impressed even though some of my answers were actually wrong.
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by ibori1(m): 12:23pm On Mar 17, 2018
#youarefoolish

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by calddon(m): 12:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
#diaarenojobs
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by EmmaLege: 12:29pm On Mar 17, 2018
Nice bruh cheesy
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Nobody: 12:35pm On Mar 17, 2018
akeentech:
If you need a job contact me
Abeg I need o
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Nobody: 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2018
Reminds me how i was bragging during my kpmg interview. Cos i was the only chartered accountant among the applicants. Dey sent me wat i deserved regret mail.

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by correctguy101(m): 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2018
Where is my laugh? Where is my laugh angry

Was looking to having a good laugh but was disappointed...





OP, bia.....

Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by obatoro: 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2018
Abokii8:
I can relate to your point number one, i had an interview last week and i spoke very fast and fluently and i noticed that the panelists were very impressed even though some of my answers were actually wrong.
And did you get the job?
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by correctguy101(m): 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2018
akeentech:
If you need a job contact me


Akeen, the only skills I have is not having any skills, I'm very good at not knowing anything, undecided

You fit give me job?

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by correctguy101(m): 12:45pm On Mar 17, 2018
Abokii8:
I can relate to your point number one, i had an interview last week and i spoke very fast and fluently and i noticed that the panelists were very impressed even though some of my answers were actually wrong.


If I was one of the panelists, I would stop you and plead with you to start afresh but slowly this time.

You wan spoil my brain cos you smoke weed undecided

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by wethebest(m): 12:52pm On Mar 17, 2018
get connection nd know God, u re gud to go even wit pass. i graduated last year nd i neva even get result, my uncle don gv me job already say anytime result come out make i go collect am. no interview ooo bt straight frm my bedroom to work

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Yankee101: 12:57pm On Mar 17, 2018
Talk too fast, brag, name-drop and lie about your achievements?

I'll kick you out of my interview room.

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Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by Omobada(m): 1:08pm On Mar 17, 2018
U MAKE SENSE SMALL
Re: 4 Funny Ways To Impress Interviewers At Any Interview And Get The Job by lanetrips: 1:09pm On Mar 17, 2018
Don't lay too much emphasis on the people u know.cos if u know them why didnt they employ u in the first place.

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