akeentech:
If you need a job contact me

baba I need o. abeg

if you can't get a job .....create one , https://www.nairaland.com/4209666/skill-acquisition-programme-self-empowerment

Hmmm... This is interesting.

Na hungry companies and firms fit dey impress by these .

so people still go for interview in Nigeria... na wa oooooo

yeyerolling:
Reminds me how i was bragging during my kpmg interview. Cos i was the only chartered accountant among the applicants. Dey sent me wat i deserved regret mail.

You're very funny bro.

The only interview I will permit in my life is that of paparazzi and me as a celebrity.



But op, where's the laughter kwanu?

op next time.... be specific....wat Yu wrote relates to banking job

wethebest:
get connection nd know God, u re gud to go even wit pass. i graduated last year nd i neva even get result, my uncle don gv me job already say anytime result come out make i go collect am. no interview ooo bt straight frm my bedroom to work

baba come link me up. I get the required experience and certificate.

aieromon:
This sh1t won't produce any positive outcome in my line of work

please sir,are you a loader at the motor park?

Op.
You said it has worked for you in many interviews you've attended.

If it worked for you, why were you not hired dt you've got to attend many interviews.

correctguy101:



If I was one of the panelists, I would stop you and plead with you to start afresh but slowly this time.

You wan spoil my brain cos you smoke weed

I was stopped halfway through and was told to repeat what i said..... and i did it more perfectly... May be they thought that i crammed the whole things.

obatoro:

And did you get the job?

It was an academic interview, we are yet to hear from them.

Like this....

Tell us why we should hire you?

Abokii8:
It was an academic interview, we are yet to hear from them.

Okay, good luck then.

akeentech:
If you need a job contact me

I need a job,can i pm you?

aieromon:
This sh1t won't produce any positive outcome in my line of work

still doesn't make it a s*it

Abokii8:
I was stopped halfway through and was told to repeat what i said..... and i did it more perfectly... May be they thought that i crammed the whole things.

Hope you weren't disoriented when you were stopped and asked to restart?

More importantly, hope the result was favourable?

stevrulez:
Like this....

A real funny one.....

luvola:


baba come link me up. I get the required experience and certificate.

bro, d guy jst dey groom me, i never strong like that. once i don dey well, i must help ppl