1. If you swallow seeds from orange or watermelon, a tree will grow in your stomach.

2. If you get too close to a boy, you'll get pregnant.


3. The older a person, the wiser he becomes.

Some people become dumber when they grow older.

4. Eating hot food too fast makes you never grow.

5. If your right hand can touch your left arm, then you have attained maturity.

6. Children who have a sixth finger will grow to be witches and wizards.

Maybe, but I have never seen them fly.

7. Money is the root of all evil.

In fact the lack of money is the root of all evil.

8. If you keep making that face, you'll one day remain like that.

Really used this phrase a lot on my younger siblings.

9. The blue side of an eraser is meant to erase a pen.

I always ended up tearing out the sheet and starting afresh on a new page.

10. Eating Raw groundnut will make you to deaf.

How? I have been eating raw groundnut since 1800.

11. What an elder sees while sitting down, a child cannot see even if a climbs a tree.

Ok, but I have also met many elderly men with no sense.

12. A red dot appears on your forehead when you tell a lie.

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF

If you drink coconut water, you wnt be brilliant.

E ria ukwu osisi udara,huru udara, mmohu gha shu ghi osondu

If you laugh at someone you'll be like them. I have been laughing at Dangote, but my laughing has not yielded any positive result.