They say you've got to Kiss a few frogs before you meet your prince charming.... Well am still waiting and these Frogs just keep on coming...

Either they too arrogant, not caring, enjoy the sound of their own voice or are just too pompous.


Do I need to escape death only to eat a poisonous Apple before the Kiss of a Prince can bring me back to Life...

*Snow White

Do I need to be locked in a Dungeon, throw down my hair for him to Climb up to rescue me...

*Tangled



Do I need to disguise myself as a man for him to realise I have been standing in Front of him the whole time...

*Mulan



‎Do I need to run away and leave my Glass Slippers for him to chase after me...

*‎Cinderella



Do I need to be captured by a Beast, gradually fall in Love with my captor and break a Spell...

*Beauty & The Beast



Do I need to disobey my father, fall in Love with an English man for him to save me...

*‎Pocahontas



Do I need to fall in love with a Savage to realise that the world is not Black and White...

*Tarzan





Then tell me where is he?

Oh how I long to see him!

Feel his breathe on my face!

His hands caress my body!

Whispering sweet nothings to me!



I sense he is close

Waiting just by the edge for me



Yours Truly

Joey D damsel