Sometimes it's difficult sitting beside girls who dress indecently to church, the worst part is they won't even cover up while sitting with you, instead of you as a guy concentrating in church, your mind will be running to and fro.

Please share your experience if you have been in such situation before and how one can cope

Food is life

Is it a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go seat next to a person decently dressed biko.

You are the person distracting yourself because you are paying unnecessary attention to their exposed dressing

airmirthd1:
It is a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go and seat with a person decently dressed biko.

What if there is no other sit?

Its Awesome My Dear....
it distracts U from the boring sermon..

Finally, Best time do Nairaland(just like i'm doing now) is during Boring sermon, repeating same old shyte week in week out...

airmirthd1:
It is a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go and seat with a person decently dressed biko.

Simple as XYZ

which church be that bro

By 'having the breastplate of righteousness'

I don't go to church

You cope with your dick sir

Where is the Church? I need to go there, I can smell more blessing.

Shild of the World

You must have suffered your eyes very well @op;
That stylish look when you don't want her town notice that you've been staring at the boobs!
Your eyes muscles don suffer!

You need the holy spirit more than ever to sanctify your mind and eyes.

Kpele, hope you no carry verseline go church?

Emi eshu dey your body!

There is nothing more adventurous than having konji in the house of God..
I have bleeped more than 4 choir members this month alone. Almighty God be praised.

I think of the plan of action to get them on my bed

Change your seat shikina

In my church, guys sit on their own. Ladies on their own. And them no even born you well to dress anyhow come my church. Na ushers go send you back!!!

airmirthd1:
It is a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go and seat with a person decently dressed biko.

it's a must my dear.... Abegg Wer u siddon? hopeBare the cleavage?

the kain mess and bad smell wey dey ooze out of those curves yansh no go gree me sit beside anyone of them

Olawale118:
which church be that bro

You want to go there

samzzycash:
There is nothing more adventurous than having konji in the house of God..
I have bleeped more than 4 choir members this month alone. Almighty God be praised.

bros you be case oh. Who dey do you don die!!!

I'll help her do the rest, by that time my ***** go don long like pencil.

I close my eyes till the service is over because I am allergic to boobs / mammary glands, they make me hyper next news jare

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Well I devise new means to stare at it

Only thing is that after service/mass I discover I didn't learn anything new

Which is okay

Because the pastor talks about the same subject (tithing and giving) every sunday

Happy Sunday guys

It shows that the preaching of righteousness has been lost in churches. The focus is now worldliness and quick riches without effort

Either you control your mind or you find a different seat