The best thing you can do to make it bark is go with it to a room and 3 geda with a cutlass, sharp enough to cut it's tail you lock the door, throw the keys out ta the window and cut it's tail. Don't make attempt to open the door, even if it bites you, try the procedure again probably by cutting off it's first front leg this time If it doesn't still try to cut the second front leg, still if it doesn't , Cut the third leg, still if it doesn't cut the last leg,I am sure by this time it will bark but if it doesn't try cutting off it's head, Then i am pretty sure it will bark out of control. Try it and reply back here please

give him tabba to snuff

You sure say no be Chicken you dey call Dog?

talk abt indigenuos strategy; have u tried mixing some local gin (epketeshi or paraga) with its meals of drink. When the results start coming don't say I told you o!

What an overplayful dog needs is a jolt of 20,000 volts of electricity .To adminsterd orally twice a day but il recommend jolts 2 each testicle 4 swift results and even u would have 2 b crazy 2 go near it. Seriously,uv got 2 get an anggresive dog thats as mean as hell trust me am talkin from xperence.It works like my magic Ur dog wud be barkin in no time

Hey guys, just got a lovely Alsatian Dog. Never owned one and know very little about dogs, I just love them

Poster, Just be glad that your dog have teeth and can still bite and eat food. My cousin's dog has no teeth at all and when he barks, its tremendously loud and annoying. . . . . And the dog had to eat porridge everyday cause he can't chew any solid food. (The dog has no teeth because it is born that way)

If your dogs wants to be antisocial (not barking), let the dog be besides its not like it means any harm.

@Poster

pour hot boiling water on the dog,

then come back and tell me how many decibels was the sound of the barking after this task!

goodluck!!!

I have never seen a dog in pain, BARK!

kai some people sef!!

Poster, r u sure you bought a DOG?

but there is a breed that dosnt bark sha

Oh Noooooo. . . . No animal cruelty. . . .    

I believe every dog has its own natural behaviour just like us humans. WHy can't you just accept your dog the way it is? The dog cannot please you all the time you know? Its no made perfect so if it does not want to bark, let the dog be and just let it do whatever it want to do. Well, at least thats what my dog is doing.

hahahahahahaha, this thread is so funny! Dude live with it, u've got ur'self a gay ass dog! Your Ajah is gay man!

cut da dog's tale and it will start barking ok!,

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diamondd:

give him tabba to snuff

LOL!!

Havent the slightest clue what "tabba" is

but if i were to take a wild guess i'd be like yeah, 

Tabba can mean give him igbo or coco to sniff

My opinion in this matter is that you should be given the dog 24 strokes of the cane morning,afternoon and evening with enough Ponche to drink.I assure that your dog will start barking even at you and at this stage of my remedy,if you are not careful with the dog,don't blame me if the dog start chasing you round the compound so as to get some flesh out of your ass(i mean bite you).Reply me if this my remedy works !!!

are you sure you r not referring to mushsa himself.?

Its a cat

Alll I can suggest is that you yourself react in a way you would like your dog to imitate. For example, if you wish your dog to show agression to visitor, then you should act in a way that suggestsd to your dog that you feel threatened or unhappy, give him a reason to feel terratorial, this will be easier as he is male, more so if he is not spayed.
Hope this helps

if u want ur dog to bark it depends wen u want it to bark, day or night.If u want it to bark at night during the day chain the dog to a sport then at night release it, it will definitely bark at night.

send it to jos. before you can blink an eye, you'll receive his bones. don't you know that people kill each other in jos to eat dog meat. those beroms na wa oh. if your dog is missing, just go to bukuru and you'll its head on display.

As a native doctor and wit d high level of experience, u may offer d dog a meal of lion's intestine i swear it ur dog wil bark on earth it's voice would b heard in heaven! 4 4da enquiry cal 07068235815

atoluwase:

As a native doctor and wit d high level of experience, u may offer d dog a meal of lion's intestine i swear it ur dog wil bark on earth it's voice would b heard in heaven! 4 4da enquiry cal 07068235815

Or probably take the dog to zoo to be locked with the Lion. I'm sure he'll be able to bark if lucky to come out alive

How about you feed the damn dog

feed it ur best friends vocal chords for dinner

lmao sorry i don't know why i find this thread so hilarious
i can't help but laugh
looooooolol funny

Hit your dog, it'll bark.

Put ur hands into the mouth of the dog,i am sure it will bark vry loud.tell me the results if it goes well

take that dog to em em ondo state or calabar. am sure u would not want to worry about barking anymore.

Hi,

If you want your dog to Bark, then do my method:

Buy a Strong rode or Chain then hid your dog in the Backyard away from people except you and your family, provide food and water for him and chain him for 1 or 2 months and you will see the surprising moment.

stop giving it pedigree dog food, try giving it foods like fufu and okro soup, yam and red oil, pepper soup, puff puff, chin chin, walahi your dog will start barking non-stop.