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"English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by exlinkleads(f): 1:52pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
"English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija No Go Kill Me To be honest, we need to have our own English in Nigeria, we are big enough. Even though some people will think we have pidgin English already buy hey, news flash we know speak pidgin reach some of African countries. But this new thread on Twitter got my attention and I can't stop laughing at oir naija English. Its a new thread started by Femi Coker @femifactor and it has been trending like fire. The thread is about some English Nigerians speak that only make sense in Nigeria. Is not a correct and acceptable English though but when you speak to a Nigerians like that, he knows everthing you mean...lol Check out some of them below and comment your own ooooo. Mine: Let me come and be going. More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/03/english-that-only-makes-sense-in.html?m=1 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by NeeKlaus: 2:24pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Me(about to enter an elevator): Excuse me, Ma. Are you going down? Elderly Deeper Life woman( in the elevator): GOD FORBIDDDD! I will never go down in JESUS' NAME! He that reigneth in me is greater than he that is in the world. Financial upliftment is my portion. My family will never lack. Our table will over runneth with milk and honey directly from the Fountain of God. Me: 341 Likes 31 Shares
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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Khd95(m): 2:35pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
FOR ATM QUE -MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL -I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK 371 Likes 22 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by NairalandCS(m): 2:37pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Hilarious Me: How you dey ? Friend: i dey. 322 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by shakyum: 2:45pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
LMFAO 2 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by nelsonebby(m): 3:11pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Me : light dey Friend: light dey 368 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
NeeKlaus: 72 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Lalasticlacla, leave lawma Work and cum fast! 6 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by ClintonEmex: 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read? 193 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by MrsNwaAmaikpe(f): 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Tokziby: 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
REVERSE BACK SMALL... Na where u wan reverse go before?? Inside public transport, u hear things like, Aunty please can u please "DRESS" for me make i sit... No be only dress na make up. NEPA has brought the light.... Na wetin dem take carry the light come?? while trying to maneuver ur way out of a tight spot. Brother "Cut ur hand" well or small... If u cut the hand, i wonder wetin u go take drive... ADD urss 83 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Heartmender1: 4:00pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by KingTrollMan: 4:00pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
The only English that I know it make sense in Nigeria is Buhari English. Try it out and it will improve your English. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by akinadesun: 4:00pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
really? |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by gurunlocker: 4:01pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
I will come and be going now.... 2 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Buffalo2(m): 4:01pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Khd95:Ha! 7 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by jashar(f): 4:01pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:02pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Lwkmd 1 Like |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Hemanwel(m): 4:02pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Una don baff this morning?? 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Tracypacy(f): 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
I stopped wearing (sexy) thongs, because they are painful as hell, always caused chafing & injury, and uncomfortable too. Men walk around in full shorts underneath their pants, and convince us that regular comfortable underwear are "granny panties". Emancipate! 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nicklaus619(m): 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
At the ATM quen I am at the front of your back o lemme just do abeg lemme come and be going 2 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by nextstep(m): 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
ClintonEmex: Well, selling products (e.g. books) yet not spending your profit on clothes is one way to build wealth, assuming he is frugal in other aspects of his personal life. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Blizzy9ja: 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
A passenger inside a cab to the driver: Stop let me come down 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by ReneeNuttall(f): 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Let me come and be going. 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Masama: 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
I cannot come and go and kill myself biko 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by GeorgeTheCoder: 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Wetin dey ? I just dey In a bus: 'abeg dress' Mechanic : "Oga na the 'boris' spoil" Benin guy: "are you a mechelic ?" Warri guy: don't go there 12 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Put the car for revise... 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by swish9(m): 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
There is somebody in my back. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Gangster1ms: 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Haha |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Jaymaradona: 4:05pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Abeg give me golden penny indomie I want to buy grounded pepper In Traffic: Begin dey come. Oya cut your hand go left small 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Masama: 4:05pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Is a natural something 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by eleojo23: 4:05pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Reverse back 2 Likes |
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