I was smiling thruout.

NwaAmaikpe:


Incomplete list.

Evil child.. Now I knw whr d wicked influence is from...

that witch car I d see am for lekki

midehi2:
Na only Abuja get "witch car

my sister na for lekki de person de stay, I de see that car almost everyday when I de go work.

When i buy my fast car, KEEP UP will be my custom plate no

The best I ever saw was....

OMW2FYB

On my to Bleep yo bitch

Abuja for the Winch

Upon the winch wen una parade for Abuja, una no go fit go strike the public fund looters, corrupt politicians, Boko Haram and fulani herdsmen

Choii

NwaAmaikpe:


Incomplete list.

NwaAmaikpe should be invited for possessing fake vanity plate number.

stefanweeks:
My own na

BACK 2 DUARA

what's ds one saying

Funny collection!

autojosh:
In different part of the world, they are called “Vanity Plates”, “Prestige Plate”, “Cherished” or “Personalized registration”.

In Nigeria, they are commonly referred to as “Customized Number Plates”.

These different names refer to vehicle number plates that vehicle owners specially request for in order to promote his or her ego, ideology, etc.

A Vanity Plate can bear the name of the car owner, beliefs, ideologies, emotions, title, mischief, etc.

However, some Vanity Plates have been spotted that convey some rather weird and mischievous captions.

Autojosh presents some of the most usual, hilarious and definitely audacious messages borne on some vehicle registration plates spotted around the world.


































Source:

https://autojosh.com/see-50-awkward-customized-number-plates-spotted-on-the-road/

I'm tired already

Abuja for the Winch

Upon the winch wen una parade for Abuja, una no go fit go strike the public fund looters, corrupt politicians, Boko Haram and fulani herdsmen

Choii

this one too

autojosh:
moree

Wait, that Abuja plate, does it belong to that Nairaland Witch? wetin be her name again sef?

Incomplete list

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stefanweeks:
My own na

BACK 2 DUARA

DAURA, you mean?

hardbody:
The best I ever saw was....

OMW2FYB

On my to Bleep yo bitch

You mean, On My Way To Bleep You Bitch?

Tea bags

L.A. 26 BF

I see my witch photo

maisauki:
what's ds one saying

Don't bother ur small brain, you can't understand this no matter how anyone explains to you.

It's not ur fault that you come from a family of dafts.

paix:
DAURA, you mean?

Hehe, but you get the message....
Mr autocorrect

AMERICAN AND SEX BE LIKE 5&6

stefanweeks:


Don't bother ur small brain, you can't understand this no matter how anyone explains to you.

It's not ur fault that you come from a family of dafts.

thanks very much sir
Can you please name just two members of my family?