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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 11:16am On Apr 08, 2018
naturalwaves:

30+ men? That is like the average. Most ladies cannot even say what their count is, you will be shocked to get a 100+ in most cases.
Maybe they think we are fooolz
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:

Do you assume I am not sexually active? You ladies had better stop trying to play on our intelligence. How can she claim giving birth has no effect on the tightness of the pussy? I have dated at least 4 single mothers. I know the difference. So pls save us some of this excuses. Love is more than sex and tight pussies that is what I hold on to, but the post about childbirth is absolute rubbish

They think we don't know.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by naturalwaves: 11:21am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:

Maybe they think we are fooolz
Meanwhile, you know that that's just for the partners o not the number of times being penetrated. Most of the counts are one night stands and brief sex .If you want to count the number of times being penetrated, you will get 500+.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by J2381: 11:23am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:

Do you assume I am not sexually active? You ladies had better stop trying to play on our intelligence. How can she claim giving birth has no effect on the tightness of the pussy? I have dated at least 4 single mothers. I know the difference. So pls save us some of this excuses. Love is more than sex and tight pussies that is what I hold on to, but the post about childbirth is absolute rubbish
If the devil was once an angel then women are natural born liars. After all, didn't Eve (the first woman) lie to Adam?

Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 11:23am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:


They think we don't know.
Ignore them jare. Maybe they think we are sex starved and would come here to like their azzholes. When I see rubbish, I call it rubbish. Mimzyy has good topics but this is skewed tho it could have been informative if not for some misinformation she threw
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by NuttygalB(f): 11:23am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:

LOL... I used the word deprecated.... deliberately. Your goods are best avoided. #personalexperience

Be wise. Don't push me further.

So you have been there before to know that undecided
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:24am On Apr 08, 2018
J2381:
AYE. Not forgetting those who earned the degrading title of "one minute man".

I guess it's okay if a guy is being ridiculed but not okay if it's a girl. grin
I tell you, the writer had some valid points but the sub-theme seemed to be about men, with all the anti-male screamers.


You saw the writer saying, in one breath, big punny is natural and in the next breath advocating for kigel exercise.

I don't know how an exercise could narrow the opening or shrink the elasticity of a natural porous pussy, bro.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 11:27am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:

Aramide... seriously I don't want to engage you. Beat a retreat. Back out! Last warning.

Stop forming stupid familiarity, I dont know u outside d shores of NL and I don't wana. You sound like a broken guitar u know? Stop derailing the thread. If you have nothing meaningful to say then quietly f*ck off jare.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by highpriestess(f): 11:30am On Apr 08, 2018
hmm
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by J2381: 11:31am On Apr 08, 2018
Shroud:
I tell you, the writer had some valid points but the sub-theme seemed to be about men, with all the anti-male screamers.


You saw the writer saying, in one breath, big punny is natural and in the next breath adovacte for kigel exercise.

I don't know how an exercise could narrow the opening or shrink the elasticity of a natural porous pussy, bro.
Lies, lies and more lies. The writer is just trying to give flimsy excuses, simple.

For one, I know just like dicks vary in length and breath, so do vaginas. I still know dicking a vagina too much makes it lose it's tightness. You have to ask yourself why these runs girls and their affiliate use Alum to make their vagina tight if the bolded is not true. grin

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 11:32am On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


Stop forming stupid familiarity, I dont know u outside d shores of NL and I don't wana. You sound like a broken guitar u know? Stop derailing the thread. If you have nothing meaningful to say then quietly f*ck off jare.
you should knw how to handle guys better by now. U dey fall my hand
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Amarabae(f): 11:33am On Apr 08, 2018
Body shamers are dumb.

It's saggy, how is it ur business?

It's bore hole, you don't like bore hole? No stress if you want to enter,
Free and easy entrance,
Who no like better thing?
grin grin

No mind me.
#sayNOtobodyShaming
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by DaddyKross: 11:35am On Apr 08, 2018
It's wrong to body shame them but it's fair to tag us "One minute men"


Mtcheew

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by lefulefu(m): 11:37am On Apr 08, 2018
IdeyFindWife:
#MadamBoob defender, Aunty#IHaveRunOutOfHastags_Vjay exponent grin, when u pple deyb shake table dat time, e nor pain u.

When you flagged #AntiSmall-PenissCampaign on Twitter & u were all howling #MakeItBig_Or-Go dat time, you nor cry.

You successfully pitted brothers against brothers and divided age-long alliances because you succeeded in getting guys into foolish #D!ckMeasuring fiascos, nobody talk that time.

Can you count how many unfortunate men unwittingly booked early-bird ticket to the great yonder because of complications incurred while they were searching for your illusionary #MandingoDick, #MonsterCock & #PvssyDestroyer specs?

And do you know how many idiotss seeking to please you that have busted their kidney&liver health drinking various concoctions promised to deliver them #$trongHardErrections? U come dey cry now because boys want it tight, shey?

It goes both ways, body-shaming ain't good, it pays nobody on the long run.

A cursory look shoes you @the whole #BoobVjay argument sef is wack. If you can't deal a chick's physiology, why not let her be if she respects herself to not stick it in yo face and make it an issue instead of you being a nuisance to her?

Enough with the whining & bitching about girl's bodies. Guys talk smack about females then start fencing their own sisters, nieces & cousins, shyt's cray. undecided Everybody should shut da phuk up already and #Live&LetLive.

gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!!

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by J2381: 11:37am On Apr 08, 2018
Amarabae:
Body shamers are dumb.

It's saggy, how is it ur business?

It's bore hole, you don't like bore hole? No stress if you want to enter,
Free and easy entrance,
Who no like better thing?
grin grin

No mind me.
#sayNOtobodyShaming
penis_ shamers are worse than dumb.


If the penis_ is small, how is it your business?

If he's a one minute man, how is it your business?

#saynotopenisshaming. After all, prick get size. grin

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 11:37am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:

Do you assume I am not sexually active? You ladies had better stop trying to play on our intelligence. How can she claim giving birth has no effect on the tightness of the pussy? I have dated at least 4 single mothers. I know the difference. So pls save us some of this excuses. Love is more than sex and tight pussies that is what I hold on to, but the post about childbirth is absolute rubbish

Your sexual life is not anybody's business jare.

Again, the post is not bout single mothers.

Nobody's playing on anyone's intelligence, multiple childbirths can cause the vagina walls to slacken but this is not even applicable to all women.

Genetics play a major role in this too, while some vaginas will loose their elasticity after childbirth, some don't and this has nothing to do with the size of the baby at birth.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by ubunja(f): 11:37am On Apr 08, 2018
if i spend moola on you and it turns out your pvssy is a borehole i will re-decorate your face. i dont play. fvck that poo. i will hurt you.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 11:38am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:
you should knw how to handle guys better by now. U dey fall my hand

The boy is stupid ni.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Flowers95: 11:39am On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:
if i spend moola on you and it turns out your pvssy is a borehole i will re-decorate your face. i dont play. fvck that poo. i will hurt you.
Sir you will not do anything, that’s your loss, be a man about it and move on. Alpha males do not argue or fight women, it’s beneath them.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:40am On Apr 08, 2018
J2381:
Lies, lies and more lies. The writer is just trying to give flimsy excuses, simple.

For one, I know just like dicks vary in length and breath, so do vaginas. I still know dicking a vagina too much makes it lose it's tightness. You have to ask yourself why these runs girls and their affiliate use Alum to make their vagina tight if the bolded is not true. grin
Lolz @ the emboldened. This is somewhat confusing... somewhat somewhat. Here's my take.

Every pussy has a default opening after the first sex that broke the hymen. That opening is relative to the girth of the dick that did the first job.

A fatter longer dick bigger than the Pioneer dick will put that pussy's elasticity to work and..well, make the pussy stretch to its potential.

All right, if that bigger dick doesn't make it a habit of bothering that pussy 3 times a week, the Pioneer dick can still go in and feel the smothering vaginal walls clinging to his shaft damn tight.

However, if the behemoth dicck beats down on that pussy say 3 to 4 times a week and the Pioneer dick comes knocking, he's going to float in the waves stirred by that big dick. The pussy will however , in time , still fall back to her elastic default values nevertheless.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by ubunja(f): 11:41am On Apr 08, 2018
Flowers95:
Sir you will not do anything, that’s your loss, be a man about it and move on. Alpha males do not argue or fight women, it’s beneath them.
did you hear me?
just test me and see!! i will break your jaw.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by naturalwaves: 11:41am On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


Your sexual life is not anybody's business jare.

Again, the post is not bout single mothers.

Nobody's playing on anyone's intelligence, multiple childbirths can cause the vagina walls to slacken but this is not even applicable to all women.

Genetics play a major role in this too, while some vaginas will loose their elasticity after childbirth, some don't and this has nothing to do with the size of the baby at birth.
Why didn't you make proper research before making funny assumptions that if the vaginal can take a baby's head, it cannot be slackened by a joystick?? Read medical journals and stop spewing hearsay. If you had made researches, you would have discovered that alot of hormonal changes occur during childbirth and there is a special elasticity that comes to the vaginal during such. Why don't you try and stuff the head of a baby there right now and see if it will take it well?

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Thegeneralqueen(f): 11:41am On Apr 08, 2018
lefulefu:
gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!!
Lefu we need to talk seriously l
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Thegeneralqueen(f): 11:42am On Apr 08, 2018
lefulefu:
gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!!
Lefu we need to talk
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Flowers95: 11:44am On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:

did you hear me?
just test me and see!! i will break your jaw.
Do alpha males behave like sissies, and fight women because of ordinary cheap sex? This is very unlike your persona sir. Alpha males don’t react from emotions smiley

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by J2381: 11:44am On Apr 08, 2018
Shroud:
Lolz @ the emboldened. This is somewhat confusing... somewhat somewhat. Here's my take.

Every pussy has a default opening after the first sex that broke the hymen. That opening is relative to the girth of the dick that did the first job.

A father longer dick will bigger than the Pioneer dick will put that pussy's elasticity to work and..well, make the list stretch to its potential.

All right, if that bigger dick doesn't make it a habit of bothering that pussy 3 times a week, the Pioneer dick can still go in and feel the smothering vaginal walls clinging to his shaft damn tight.

However, if the behemoth dicck beats down on that pussy say 3 to 4 times a week and the Pioneer dig comes knocking, he's going to float in the waves stirred by that big dick. The pussy will however , in time , still fall back to her elastic default values nevertheless.

thus, the bigger/longer the dick, the bigger the possibility of the vagina being as wide as the Atlantic ocean. grin

Welcome to the theory of dicking a vagina... thoroughly, I might add. grin

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 11:46am On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


The boy is stupid ni.
as if u are new on nairaland.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by lefulefu(m): 11:46am On Apr 08, 2018
Excessive abortion,too frequent weight gain and weight loss can make a lady's boobi to sag while too frequent childbirth can make a lady to have a lose vjay. The good news about a very loose vjay is that u can tighten it a little by engaging in kegel exercise. Dat muscle u use in holding ur urine wen peeing..dats d muscle u exercise wen doing kegel exercise. As for saggy boobi i no get issue with it as long as e no look like a 95 yr old woman own wey dey village.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by ubunja(f): 11:47am On Apr 08, 2018
Flowers95:
Do alpha males behave like sissies, and fight women because of ordinary cheap sex? This is very unlike your persona sir.
you think i give a fvck about alpha or whatever. go through my posts i try to avoid that shitty word. im no leader. im a player and a badboy.i'll fvck you up zero fvcks given. dont ever accept a drink from me if you know you've a borehole.
coz i will punch your teeth out. i dont have time for that sewage.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by lefulefu(m): 11:49am On Apr 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Lefu we need to talk seriously l
my dear what's it? Hope no problem oooo?
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Flowers95: 11:51am On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:
you think i give a fvck about alpha or whatever. go through my posts i try to avoid that shitty word. im no leader. im a player and a badboy.i'll fvck you up zero fvcks given. dont ever accept a drink from me if you know you've a borehole.
coz i will punch your teeth out. i dont have time for that sewage.
Okay mr emotional. I see you getting a bit upset, does this situation reignite memories? It is well, we all have a soft side to us, just take it easy. Have a Lovely day.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:51am On Apr 08, 2018
J2381:
thus, the bigger/longer the dick, the bigger the possibility of the vagina being as wide as the Atlantic ocean. grin

Welcome to the theory of dicking a vagina... thoroughly, I might add. grin
grin grin this is one theory Everyman blessed with a sizable shlong needn't worry about.

Blessed with length and girth plus the flexibility of alternate penetration, It's always going to be fun being inside a woman.

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