Pregnant women sha!!!

marksleek25:

My brother! She kept saying the "place" was itching her and only the man's "thing" can reach the place to scratch it.


I can't wait to be a mom.

Nt every Woman do dat number one

Lol....


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SoapQueen:


My brother! She kept saying the "place" was itching her and only the man's "thing" can reach the place to scratch it.


I can't wait to be a mom.

her husband has a long broom wey de sweep her compound so "clean" be that

SoapQueen:
Lol..My coursemate back then kept complaining that her husband ran from the house because she was always disturbing him for seks..She was sad that day in class because she claimed she was Hot and her husband wouldn't pick her calls.


Chai! Women, we rock!!

hahahahha the man don't want to come and kill his self jor.

But very funny though.

Ayaba03:
i tell you, most of things d op said are true. Thats what im going through presently. I am always hungry even in the night. I always feel naseous, have abnormal cravings and cant cook cos if i cook i wont be able to eat it. even if i try to eat, i will end up vomiting that food.
Its been over a month since i cook. Its not easy for those of us that feel this way during d first trimester. To cap it all, if i crave for something and couldnt get it, i will start crying cos i will feel like i will die if i cant get what i wanted.
I pity my husband, cos he loves homemade meal but i cant cook for him.
Abeg no blame us its not our fault i tell you, most of things d op said are true. Thats what im going through presently. I am always hungry even in the night. I always feel naseous, have abnormal cravings and cant cook cos if i cook i wont be able to eat it. even if i try to eat, i will end up vomiting that food.
Its been over a month since i cook. Its not easy for those of us that feel this way during d first trimester. To cap it all, if i crave for something and couldnt get it, i will start crying cos i will feel like i will die if i cant get what i wanted.
I pity my husband, cos he loves homemade meal but i cant cook for him.
Abeg no blame us its not our fault

Madam, your pregnancy claim seems real.

You typed the same thing twice.

I have three children now and don't experience any of these. Thank God for my wife.

...the classical example of drama queens are pregnant women. Pregnancy is a special period in the lives of every woman.

Damn.

Is there a way to identify single women that will exhibit extreme behaviours when pregnant?

Dyt:


Funny thing
I didn't disturb
I was sick all thru

Choi. That's worse. I hope pregnancy would be fair to me.

LegitGirl:



Choi. That's worse. I hope pregnancy would be fair to me.

You will be fine

hitchowoyemi:
I had this experience but God took the baby girl back immediaty after bath, after 7years of promising relationship, bae claimed that one useless baba told her that I would later abandon her so she chose to abandon me first, hmmmm Ijebu ladies, I know that even though I'm trying to move on the hard way, and I smile as though things are cool now, may my spirit hunt you for this unholy betrayal. God shall judge. 7 wasted yrs right? May you rip what you sow.

I felt real bad reading this.......so sorry about what happened. I can understand you genuinely loved this woman, I pray God consoles you with a better woman
So sad

Dyt:


You will be fine

Thank you.

ifynwa8:


Disciplined husband or uncaring husband which one do u mean?

Don't mind him, he doesn't know the right word to use.
Very uncaring husband

God help me o. we never marry yet I am his trouble wen I become pregnant nko. he go hear am. I can't wait o

foyeks2001:
Whenever I'm pregnant, I turn to another thing...I can count how many times I cooked all thru the 9months...all thanks to my hubby...he does the cooking...Walahi, I love to be pregnant.
I'm always a very special queen when pregnant. Thank God I married a domesticated man( special thanks to MIL), that's why I must also domesticate my son so that his wife too will enjoy him...

That's pretty great. There's still enough time to continue been pregnant, have fun

paix:
You can get somebody to be doing the cooking for you. Like in my place, I notice that pregnant women prefer eating what their neighbors cook.

Thats the problem cos i just move to another city with hubby and i dont hav any relative around here, so i opted to buying food

angelbulksms:

Madam, your pregnancy claim seems real.
You typed the same thing twice.

lol, dont mind me, it was a mistake

jaszplus12:
cheered me up this morning OP!
I'm so lucky my wife never put me through any stress!

True bro..... My wife told me to go home and rest the night I took her to delivery Ward. She called me in the morning to come and see my baby.... She pity me Sha....

BiafranDel:
that was why i sent my wife away to the village to stay with her mom when she was pregnant. i hate what i dont like. i dont tolerate nonsense. i am a very disciplined husband!

You impregnated her and send her to the village.
wehdone! Mr discipline

eezeribe:

Different strokes for different folks;just because you had mild cravings doesn't mean another person won't have severe cravings...
Stop sounding as if you are the first woman to get pregnant;for the fact that you were able to control your cravings does not mean that all other pregnant women out there faked their cravings or could not control it.
You have no idea about severe cravings nor pregnancy complications.

Calm down!! My neighbour was pregnant before me and she made me understand that it is not a do or die affair. If she sees it, she eats it but if not, she won't go out of her way.

My cousin is currently pregnant and her husband is away most nights because of his job. So she is alone most times. She craves but does not even have time to act on it all the time. I have seen a lot of people deal with it.

While i have seen the ones that can beg for food just because it smells nice. Food smell used to torment me. I could smell afang from a street away or fried stew with beef...lol. But i think the mind and our strong will can come into play. It is not like the woman is completely helpless and unable to function until she eats the food.

Also, i heard in the past that when a woman is pregnant, her flaws are more pronounced. That those that can go and beg for food even from total strangers had it in them before. I do not know how true though.

And many have been pregnant before me. I am not the first...wont be the last

Aptly captured.

SoapQueen:
Lol..My coursemate back then kept complaining that her husband ran from the house because she was always disturbing him for seks..She was sad that day in class because she claimed she was Hot and her husband wouldn't pick her calls.


Chai! Women, we rock!!

This one has got to be the dumbest person in the world. So a woman chasing away her husband from home is good.

Ayaba03 post y=66814605:
Thats the problem cos i just move to another city with hubby and i dont hav any relative around here, so i opted to buying food

Oh dear, God will see you through. Wish you safe delivery!

foyeks2001:
Whenever I'm pregnant, I turn to another thing...I can count how many times I cooked all thru the 9months...all thanks to my hubby...he does the cooking...Walahi, I love to be pregnant.
I'm always a very special queen when pregnant. Thank God I married a domesticated man( special thanks to MIL), that's why I must also domesticate my son so that his wife too will enjoy him...

Lucky you, unlike some immature men that send their wives to their parents. It is a sweet experience to go through the hassles when your woman is pregnant; you will value her, in fact you'll value her even more for the pains she passes through to bring forth the baby. God bless our wives.

paix:
Lucky you, unlike some immature men that send their wives to their parents. It is a sweet experience to go through the hassles when your woman is pregnant; you will value her, in fact you'll value her even more for the pains she passes through to bring forth the baby. God bless our wives.

Amen Sir. Thank you

ollah2:



That's pretty great. There's still enough time to continue been pregnant, have fun

Ha! I'm so done with childbirth o....3 is okay with this our economy.

op the above mentioned is small

any man dat will marry me should just prepare every well
my wahala trimuch oo

haslaw:



This one has got to be the dumbest person in the world. So a woman chasing away her husband from home is good.

You need equal parts of honey, glucose, maple syrup and saccharin to sweeten the bitterness in your life. I am not the cause of your frustration, go to Aso Rock.

LewsTherin:
Done 2 pregnancies now. No cravings or other "madness" from the mrs.

Definitely can be controlled.

Lol...then i am not crazy or special

Ovems:
Lol. True but some points are exaggerated though.

which one. are you a mother?