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Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 9:32am On Apr 20, 2018
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 9:33am On Apr 20, 2018
Post the pic so we'll know where to help you from cool





Can't help it cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Olalan(m): 9:38am On Apr 20, 2018
Go see a doctor
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Post the pic so we'll know where to help you from cool





Can't help it cheesy cheesy cheesy
Lolz. Funny cheesy
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 9:45am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
Lolz. Funny cheesy
Radi how are you doing shocked where have you been
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by kiddoiLL(m): 9:48am On Apr 20, 2018
7 times this year? Brother is Sex art of ur job ni??
Na wa ooooo... n me i dey here i nova kiss not to mention touch woman this year cuz i no get time fr dat pleasure now!! Aye ma buru ooooo.
Well lemme cont my lifestyle n face my hustle, continue lookin for solutions to ur prick.

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:52am On Apr 20, 2018
praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

Answer these three questions:

1. How old are you? (just give me a range 15-20, 21-30, 31-35, 35-45, Above 45)
2. Are you obese? (are you very fat)
3. Have you ever had a prostrate surgery done?

From your answers, I can advise further

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 9:57am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Radi how are you doing shocked where have you been
I've been around jare just reading thru FP. But this morning, I say make I comment.

How have you been too
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:01am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

I've been around jare just reading thru FP. But this morning, I say make I comment.

How have you been too
Awww that's nice I haven't been seeing you around that's why I asked.....




being fine just trying to make my hour count wink
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by internationalman(m): 10:05am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Post the pic so we'll know where to help you from cool





Can't help it cheesy cheesy cheesy
This one Don dey look for preek picture to masturbte with this morning.

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:12am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Awww that's nice I haven't been seeing you around that's why I asked.....




being fine just trying to make my hour count wink
Thanks dear I apprc. What's up this morning. Raining over here.
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by IdeyFindWife: 10:13am On Apr 20, 2018
In dat shithole, it's gotta be the recession.

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Romerocollins: 10:15am On Apr 20, 2018
praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

Your problem is simply pile, it's called Jedi Jedi, drink Jedi concotion and thank me later,make sure you drink bitter thing regular and regain your erection. Or better still Squeeze bitter leaf and scent leave+salt, warm it and drink, you will be fine and regain every thing.
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:15am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

Thanks dear I apprc. What's up this morning. Raining over here.
You're welcome cheesy nothing much just want to head to the market you know girl need to get some clothes wink
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:18am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
You're welcome cheesy nothing much just want to head to the market you know girl need to get some clothes wink
Nice. By them plenty especially those g-strings..I miss them on you. wink
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:20am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

Nice. By them plenty especially those g-strings..I miss them on you. wink
I don't put on G-string Biko cheesy I'm an upcoming reverend sister lipsrsealed wink cheesy
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:26am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
I don't put on G-string Biko cheesy I'm an upcoming reverend sister lipsrsealed wink cheesy
Reverend Kini? I no go gree u do rev sister. If you do am, I go make plans with sleeping pills or Spanish fly for you. smiley
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:32am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

Reverend Kini? I no go gree u do rev sister. If you do am, I go make plans with sleeping pills or Spanish fly for you. smiley
Spanish fly is dangerous Biko stop talking about it cool
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Spanish fly is dangerous Biko stop talking about it cool
Lol I love d danger on women. Sexual helplessness. But its just for the moment d dose last.
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:38am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

Lol I love d danger on women. Sexual helplessness. But its just for the moment d dose last.
That's disrespectful to use such on women
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:44am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
That's disrespectful to use such on women
Really! I didn't mean it that way. Women who use it know it put them in d mood..a really nice mood I must tell you.

Its men who put excess drops in a woman's drink without her knowledge that are abusive.

Sorry abt d word helplessness...I didn't mean it that way.
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:48am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

Really! I didn't mean it that way. Women who use it knows it put them in d mood..a really nice mood I must tell you.

Its men who put excess drops in a woman's drink without her knowledge that are abusive.

Sorry abt d word helplessness...I didn't mean it that way.
But how does it taste I've heard about it countless times but don't know how it taste smiley
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
But how does it taste I've heard about it countless times but don't know how it taste smiley
Funny enough, I haven't tasted it too. Its a female drug, liquid comes in different colors and flavour. Just 3 drops is potent. 6 drops is a bomb.

Babe I you use it ehn, you will enter another world. Just make sure, you have a standby d**k before, you use it.
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 10:59am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

Funny enough, I haven't tasted it too. Its a female drug, liquid comes in different colors and flavour. Just 3 drops is potent. 6 drops is a bomb.

Babe I you use it ehn, you will enter another world. Just make sure, you have a standby d**k before, you use it.
Wow so it's that powerful never knew of such before cheesy



You mean I'll be running around or what cheesy
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Gofwane(m): 11:00am On Apr 20, 2018
The op created a thread to ask for help and two people here are using the thread to plan how they will fvck. Chai! grin

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 11:04am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Wow so it's that powerful never knew of such before cheesy



You mean I'll be running around or what cheesy
The slightest touch will make you superwet, you'll become very sexually sensitive, you'll go many rounds and many intense orgasm(the leg-shaking type) and the libido will last days. The sight of a muscular man is enough to make you sensual.

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Thegeneralqueen(f): 11:06am On Apr 20, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

The slightest touch will make you superwet, you'll become very sexually sensitive, you'll go many rounds and many intense orgasm and the libido will last days. The sight of a muscular man is enough to make you sensual.
Now that's a death mission I don't wish any girl tries that Biko cheesy
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Now that's a death mission I don't wish any girl tries that Biko cheesy

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 20, 2018
[quote author=UDUJ post=66870792]

Answer these three questions:

1. How old are you? (just give me a range 15-20, 21-30, 31-35, 35-45, Above 45)
2. Are you obese? (are you very fat)
3. Have you ever had a prostrate surgery done?

From your answers, I can advise further[/quote ] age range is 21-30 and I'm not fat neither have I had any surgery ever before
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Post the pic so we'll know where to help you from cool





Can't help it cheesy cheesy cheesy
oh yea it's sooo funny real funny comedienne
Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 11:45am On Apr 20, 2018
OK so I created a thread on how to solve my d**k size and @generalqueen and @radicallyblunt are here discussing how d**k will be used with each other....... ahan no wala God dey!!!! and mods too won't ban the right people to ban. Issokay ayaya

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 11:47am On Apr 20, 2018
UDUJ:


Answer these three questions:

1. How old are you? (just give me a range 15-20, 21-30, 31-35, 35-45, Above 45)
2. Are you obese? (are you very fat)
3. Have you ever had a prostrate surgery done?

From your answers, I can advise further
age range is 21-30 and I'm not fat neither have I had any surgery ever before

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