Exactly my point! Why will anyone with their self-esteem intact want to date a person who most likely doesn't ve a job, curse with the speed of light without any provocation and spend most part of their productive time on NL spewing mumbo-jumbo and massaging their bruised ego with an artificial make-over life a majority of NLanders try so hard to portray here?. .why will i want to do that? That is too much un-needed drama, the closest that I ve come to a member here was helping the person with some documents and stuf. . Anything besidez that is pure dumb headaches. . If i so need a date, am very sure Nl is one place i wont be looking at for that. . .dont want to meet jobless Cyber-prowlers like the goon that callz himself Elrazu who bandy gibberish like he eats brain tumour. . .When was the last time anyone had a decent conversation on this forum? All I see here are dump racial/tribal threads rife with Nl's creme de la creme whose stock in trade is tribal/racial buffeting or even the pathetic romance thread that every 10yr old livin in slums and ghetto abroad has hijacked and turned into some sexual fetish. . Abeg this place is full of shitty characters, characters U would only want to fraternize with in Ur house in front of a screen not sitting with them at a table or bar in a rendezvous that will be taking a dumb risk that even the devil himself wont dare. . .

I'D Like to date Rhymz. 

bring down d roof bro,itz long ova due someone has 2 stnd up rite n piece all our coarsed minds.tanx

@topic

forever mehn forever

[size=16pt]@rhymz ,

GUY,PEOPLE ARE HERE ON NL TO HAVE FUN AND U DEY VEX ANYHOW.NA your WAHALA BE DAT O.U NO GET SENSE.I DONT KNOW D ELRAZUR GUY IN PERSON  BUT I KNOW HE IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON.HE JOKED THAT HE DATED IICE.IICE SIMPLY LAUGHED IT OFF.SHE NEVER PICKED OFFENCE.WETIN D ELRAUR GUY DO U?U ARE JUST HATING HIM FOR NOTHING.U GO DIE FOR NOTHING O.WHY FIGHT HIM?FIGHTING HIM ON NL ONLY SHOWS DAT U ARE A KID.LOW LIFE IDIOTS LIKE U COME TO NL TO INSULT PEOPLE.WHAT A PITY![/size]

^^Why you come dey swallow panadol for another man headache? Leave the dude abeg, na only madman dey vex ontop internet + na pretend vex him dey even vex. If he's serious, he woulda long punched his monitor

Na waa o! This one is news to me as I do not have the faintest idea that other things go one behind the scene for NL.

Maybe it's time I call for help on how to go about the relship thing as I need one now. So, if it will be from NL, then why not.

@ Topic.

I have dated 4 girls on nairaland. . . . .but not satisfied, am in the process of putting the 5th in the bag.

rhymz:

Cyber-prowlers like the goon that callz himself Elrazu who bandy gibberish like he eats brain tumour. . .When was the last time anyone had a decent conversation on this forum?

At least if you want to call me a Goon, try to spell my name right. It is ElRazur and not what you have up there.

Finally, if you want to make a decent conversation, come over to politics - I hang around there for serious discussion - or better still, post your thoughts in this thread here. [See link]. It will be interesting to see what you can come up with.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-446989.0.html

Why do you people keep deluding yourselves?
what is a nairaland relationship? Abeg commot for road jare. . .

We need empirical evidence on how far Nairaland Relationships go. . . for example, Poster X dated Poster Y and the relationship lasted 7 months.

Can we have the list of all Nairaland couples and how long the relationship lasted? Then we would be able to answer definitively the question of "How far Nairaland Relationships go".

[size=22pt]What bunch of losers dates through the web, especially on this NL[/size]
 

before u proceed remember a guy who paid 11k for nothing to save his job
for a gurl he met on facebook, make sure u don't fall in that category/situation,

gudluk in your ultimate search  

johnterry4:

[size=16pt]@rhymz ,

GUY,PEOPLE ARE HERE ON NL TO HAVE FUN AND U DEY VEX ANYHOW.NA your WAHALA BE DAT O.U NO GET SENSE.I DONT KNOW D ELRAZUR GUY IN PERSON  BUT I KNOW HE IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON.HE JOKED  THAT HE DATED IICE.IICE SIMPLY LAUGHED IT OFF.SHE NEVER PICKED OFFENCE.WETIN D ELRAUR GUY DO U?U ARE JUST HATING HIM FOR NOTHING.U GO DIE FOR NOTHING O.WHY FIGHT HIM?FIGHTING HIM ON NL ONLY SHOWS DAT U ARE A KID.LOW LIFE IDIOTS LIKE U COME TO NL TO INSULT PEOPLE.WHAT A PITY![/size]

. . .nornally, I would ve paid U know mind coz in the scheme of things jerks like U do not count but just to set the records straight, I am going to shove this down Ur throat and bully U around , "the more tramps and morøns like Urself go into extinction, the better for the world". If U had controlled Ur idiotic outburst maybe Ur empty thick skull would ve forced U decipher who started hurling the insults before jumping into moronic hysteria. . .I dont ve time to explain myself to a goon like U, U and Ur joker mentor can fall down and die or crawl back to the gutters U live in. . The world is a better place without Ur likes. .

johnterry4:

[size=16pt]@rhymz ,

GUY,PEOPLE ARE HERE ON NL TO HAVE FUN AND U DEY VEX ANYHOW.NA your WAHALA BE DAT O.U NO GET SENSE.I DONT KNOW D ELRAZUR GUY IN PERSON  BUT I KNOW HE IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON.HE JOKED  THAT HE DATED IICE.IICE SIMPLY LAUGHED IT OFF.SHE NEVER PICKED OFFENCE.WETIN D ELRAUR GUY DO U?U ARE JUST HATING HIM FOR NOTHING.U GO DIE FOR NOTHING O.WHY FIGHT HIM?FIGHTING HIM ON NL ONLY SHOWS DAT U ARE A KID.LOW LIFE IDIOTS LIKE U COME TO NL TO INSULT PEOPLE.WHAT A PITY![/size]

. . .nornally, I would ve paid U know mind coz in the scheme of things jerks like U do not count but just to set the records straight, I am going to shove this down Ur throat and bully U around , "the more tramps and morøns like Urself go into extinction, the better for the world". If U had controlled Ur idiotic outburst maybe Ur empty thick skull would ve forced U decipher who started hurling the insults before jumping into moronic hysteria. . .I dont ve time to explain myself to a goon like U, U and Ur joker mentor can fall down and die or crawl back to the gutters U live in. . The world is a better place without Ur likes. .

^^^^ We heard you the first time

Nairalanders are wolves covered in sheeps clothing.dey are like camelions.dey pretend 2 b wat dey are not.can u blieve a girl on nairaland who claimed 2 luv me duped me of 10k.

cant say

@casfan close ur mouth rite there.u no de shame? No b somtin lik dat dem de talk com out side.@poster i dnt knw bt i can't go in2 any r/ship on Nl because as far as im concern everybody here is a ghost.

The relationships go as far as nairaland

dating someone on nairaland is like getting married to a ghost. There is nothing special/interesting about it.
Infact, if nairaland is the only place for me to get a girl, I'd better d*e as a bachelor

Never trust most nairalanders you meet in romance, religious and political threads. Wolves in sheeps agbada

sillyboy:

@ Topic.

I have dated 4 girls on nairaland. . . . .but not satisfied, am in the process of putting the 5th in the bag.

Ehn ehn! I don catchchuu!


@ topic
Juz lyk any dating or woheva site. . .not all turn out to b rozzy n all! . . .workz for some n it doesnt for others!

if u must do online dating u do facebook, since its easier to trace nd knw d person!
more possible to meet frd of a frd,

Nairaland is a ghost land!

believe nairalanders dnt exist in real life,so the issue of dating one shuldnt arise.except of course if everythig will happen and end on nl. any way nothing is impossible. things like this can happen on facebook although will not advice an enemy to strt a relationship on line cos its nt safe.besides nutin wrong with girls in ur neighbourhood.

ROTFLMAO!!!! @ comments and yabs

sillyboy:

@ Topic.

I have dated 4 girls on nairaland. . . . .but not satisfied, am in the process of putting the 5th in the bag.

eh ehn, a ti mu e

You can meet people on NL but you have to meet in person before you can date

na, too many fake bitthes and niggas on Nairaland, place full na scammers from autos to romance.
i go report to Google oo, this na be named Scammaland

@ Topic, when u mean relationship, is it only dating? I have a very close friend now i met on nairaland. He was a real trouble maker, insulting the whole world on here. He saw a pic of me, said i was cute, we exchanged IMs and thats how our sweet friendship grew. We connected on different levels, men we dey spend hours on phone too. He gets on my last nerve, we fight almost every week, but i still love him like that. But we are not dating and just flirt around. He has come to see me a couple of times, and i'm going to see him at the end of the month. We dey yankee. Its luck here, I was not looking but i found a really great friend on nairaland. Hey mikosky , bought my ticket yet?

Well, for me, we have been nacking for 2 years now without complaints.

iice:

[s]It's awesome. . .i'm marrying myself again in a week [/s]

" "

i thought i married you and mukina already?

oh well ! its all good ! multiple marriages are awesome! " "