A porsche was doing 200km/h on 3rd mainland bridge and sped past a police patrol car(406). The following discussion ensued-
policeman : what rubbish! Sergent catch am,catch am. Pursue am.this guy go pay today.
Sergent: oga we no fit catch am o.the fuel wey dey dis car no go reach anywhere,e go reach checkpoint.sha. And this car no enta gear 4. Oga u don 4get?
(He then smiles)
sergent: oga no worry ,e get one big pot hole for that road, the tin go limit im speed.
(Both officers burst into laughter and turn back to head 4 check point).