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Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:23pm On May 23, 2010
dani1luv:

Which lie I dey hia here. .
tanimz nor dey live for face me slap you
My darl. tanimz is living with moi at ma villa cool

Yes love, tell her kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 7:01pm On May 23, 2010
Tayo it means u attach 2much importance 2 urself,i need nt 2 know u,ur words speaks u all,u r so full of urself,gosh, .
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 9:32am On May 24, 2010
dani1luv:

gidson dem suppose promote you with this your lying ability. .where me n u 4 face me face you. . .tufiakwa. . tongue

lysaa, ben both are tsetse flies at where I live,

expect the 1room apartment I rent for ben cool


sad cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 9:58am On May 24, 2010
hehehe. . . grin
No one can make me vex this morning.
Re: Face Me I Face U by lysaa(f): 10:30am On May 24, 2010
vampires !!! Is that ur appetite?
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 10:36am On May 24, 2010
lysaa:

say wetin? Of course the Lord has been good to u. before na under bridge u dey stay but now na dem dyt compound u dey.
The compound has only one entrance and exit. wink
Re: Face Me I Face U by lysaa(f): 10:51am On May 24, 2010
haven't done a stakeout but are u serious?
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 11:18am On May 24, 2010
Dyt:

Tayo it means u attach 2much importance 2 urself,i need nt 2 know u,your words speaks u all,u r so full of urself,gosh, .

OMG!! Is this wat u think of me?
We really av 2 talk.
Hw do we do it. . .make i come your house? Oya drop address. . .i cant wait!
Seriously, 'diet', we av 2 talk!
Re: Face Me I Face U by chasy16(f): 11:21am On May 24, 2010
@sylve lol grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:31am On May 24, 2010
Tayo,me c u in dat ur face me i face u,lai lai

commotion don start o,c as dan n ben dey fyt rush 4 bafroom,lysaa jst dey laugh dem,he he c dikele n sylv 4 tap o,ha na serious palava,tanimz dey hide,nawao
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 11:41am On May 24, 2010
But u said we need 2 talk.
U made some serious allegations abt me n. . .lets av a 'clear d air' talk
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:45am On May 24, 2010
Did u call those allegations or dat is u?
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 1:56pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt, U DONT KNOW ME!!!
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:03pm On May 24, 2010
Really? Let me know u den
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 2:41pm On May 24, 2010
u want us 2 do IT here?
Nope!
lets do IT elsewhere
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:44pm On May 24, 2010
Wat r we doing o,n where do we do it?
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 2:46pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt:

Tayo,me c u in dat your face me i face u,lai lai

commotion don start o,c as dan n ben dey fyt rush 4 bafroom,lysaa jst dey laugh dem,he he c dikele n sylv 4 tap o,ha na serious palava,tanimz dey hide,nawao

Since you do not know how to talk to your landlady, I think it is high time you left my house. undecided undecided undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:49pm On May 24, 2010
Tanimz u no go kill me wit laugh ere
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 2:52pm On May 24, 2010
Why i go kill you with laff
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 2:52pm On May 24, 2010
lets use YIM now
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:57pm On May 24, 2010
Oga landlady i dey beg o,where u wan mk i go wit my 32babies

tayo wats ur ID?
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 2:59pm On May 24, 2010
So you know how to beg now, abi? angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:05pm On May 24, 2010
It wz nt my fault,i took shepe dis morning
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 3:08pm On May 24, 2010
So, how e take consain me? undecided undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:14pm On May 24, 2010
Shorry madam,weneva i tk dat thing,i know dey even recognise ma darling studio
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 3:15pm On May 24, 2010
tayo_ast
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 3:16pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt:

Shorry madam,weneva i tk dat thing,i know dey even recognise ma darling studio

I thought you and Studio are seperated?  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

tayo_ast:

tayo_ast

Looking for yourself? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:22pm On May 24, 2010
No o we r nt o,infact v taken in again
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 3:24pm On May 24, 2010
Please this thread has been going smoothly. Don't derail this thread.
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 3:29pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt:

No o we r nt o,infact v taken in again

You must be kidding me!!  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Okay, back to topic before Benny carry im key come  undecided

If you want to remain in my house, you must pay an advance of 3 months rent.  smiley New protocols!  cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:32pm On May 24, 2010
Oga mody r u saying u wanna leave tanimz in dat one room
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 3:39pm On May 24, 2010
Are you alright??!! angry angry angry

See pessin wey I be wan consider, mschew. angry angry

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