she told me she was a 'VIRGIN' but when i enter ther place, behold, her run-way hole na 'KONGA'!   

I CAN'T SHOUT!!! 

Until she mistakenly broke my Daddy's mug while having dinner with my family, of all the things on the table why the 'MUG", damn!

Until she told me her genotype was SS genotype.

Oooohh! no guys I never laughed like this in a long time again naira's got me in stitches. But am fast learning that there's truely smart and assertive people in here, keep 'em rolling.

p

jodina:

Things were going fine until he told me that he is HIV POSITIVE and we v had intimacy unprotected many times.

Please dont lie to us 'cos this is scary

Until she told me her brother's name was 'Clifford' and her last name was 'Orji'. 'Never ran so fast in my life!

Until _almighty 'seun jakujaku of nairaland' banned me







_{and i no do nothing. . .}

seunbanme:

Until _almighty 'seun jakujaku of nairaland' banned me

_{and i no do nothing. . .}

If you keep this up, your next username will be 'seunkillme'. Trust me, he's capable.

Things were never really going fine. Just hadn't gotten to my threshold. Of all d baaaaad things she had done, my threshold was one tinitini lie. Sent her arse packing.

until he found out she's got an abnormal growth beside her cvnt that could obstruct free entrance, i cried for him, love is ultimate and it's working out well tho'

Until i discovered that when she is asleep, u can sex her, kill her or do anything 2 her and she won't even stir let alone wake up!!!!

until she looked straight in my eyes at about midnight and uttered, "do you know i am not ordinary"?

na_so:

until she looked straight in my eyes at about midnight and uttered, "do you know i am not ordinary"?

^^^^
LWKM what did u do? i guess u stayed up all night, in case she decides to prove it.

rekeson:

Until i discovered that when she is asleep, u can intimacy her, kill her or do anything 2 her and she won't even stir let alone wake up!!!!

Guy, your own good now!  at least u dont have to beg for 'some', you just chill a little untill she falls asleep.

Ha! una no go kill person!

Untill he told me he was getting married to the girl he cheated me with.

Things were fine until she thought she'd spice things up by introducing a d1ld0.

Needless to say, it hastened the breakup.

Ultrame:

^^^^
LWKM what did u do? i guess u stayed up all night, in case she decides to prove it.

Ol boy cold first catch me,  everything just shrink. But on a second thought i had to act like i was'nt afraid cos she will really exploit that  later,  so i warned her immediately never to talk to me like that again,  and that i expected her to know I dont date "ordinary" people too. But my guy i no sleep that nite.

OMO IBO:

Things were fine until she thought she'd spice things up by introducing a d1ld0.

Needless to say, it hastened the breakup.

Bush boy! you should have introduced a pocket pu**y and some chocolate!

Ultrame:

Bush boy! you should have introduced a pocket pu**y and some chocolate!

ROTFLMAO
O boy, wetin man for do na.

At the time I wasn't as open minded as I am now.

But person dey learn sha.

na_so:

Ol boy cold first catch me,   everything just shrink. But on a second thought i had to act like i was'nt afraid cos she will really exploit that  later,  so i warned her immediately never to talk to me like that again,  and that i expected her to know I dont date "ordinary" people too. But my guy i no sleep that nite.

^^^^

LWKMD i didn't expect you to. i for even leave am for the house sef. i don't care if it's 4 in the morning, I'm not staying in that house. I'm not scared, I'm just being security conscious.  

OMO IBO:

ROTFLMAO
O boy, wetin man for do na.

At the time I wasn't as open minded as I am now.

But person dey learn sha.

Correct! Now back to the topic.

until she caught me fxxking her Mother. Yum yum!

Skidoc:

until she caught me fxxking her Mother. Yum yum!

story story stoooory! once upon a time- time! time!

@op
until d condom burst

Until i got into d entertainment industry (modelling). He never liked it.

, until she decided we take one long fact finding walk. argh!

i slept with her mother

manuch:

i slept with her mother

Pardon me, i don't mean to pokenose but if what you said is true, then you are cursed.

untill she fade-out

Tashaluv:

Pardon me, i don't mean to pokenose but if what you said is true, then you are cursed.

sweet girl wat-up

Until I poured my akamu in her mouth despite several warnings from her not to do so. . . . Guess what she did, she spat it on me stood up, dressed up and zoomed outta ma room. . . I was dumbfounded

na_so:

until she looked straight in my eyes at about midnight and uttered, "do you know i am not ordinary"?

4 real a girl once ask me such question