A Nigerian motivational speaker, Abiodun Atobatele shared this chat between himself and a job seeker who used abbreviations to send him WhatsApp messages. He wrote;

This one was told to contact me for a job. See the way she chatted me up! Yeye abbreviations. Interview already failed

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He should also tell you when to stop coming

That's why Nairaland rule 21 says,please spell words correctly when you post,and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Respect to oga seun.

Maybe she thinks it's one of her lover boys she's chatting with. If you dig further she go be one slay queen

When say they should express themselves in clear English, they will say English is not their mother-tongue. She should go and apply for a job in her language.

I don't understand some people.

You've twenty six letters of the alphabet on your keyboard, yet you can't type in full? What is your excuse? Are you mad?

I can't chat with people who type this way. Because I can't fry my brain for every sentence you type. Mtcheew.

When you finish cumming, you'll know.

I won't even reply the message

To CUM!!

You can't loose what you nerve had.... Backstreet Boys!

Oga jus tell her when to CUM.....and leave story for mathias!!

Mumu black man, that is how u might miss on a great talent...always looking for stupid cheap respect...rubbish...to say na oyingbo type slangs giv u now, u for dey shake tail like bingo

Direction to cum: In-out-in-out continuously.

Time to cum: No fixed time. From 7 minutes and above.

u no wan employ er ni.. shey na aptitude text b dat ni abi u don test er skills. pipul b using foolish xcuse for disqualification.. oyinbo go use rap answer question dem go giv him d job so far e can deliver. comot for here jhoor. attention wanter...

It's so unfortunate that so many Nigerian youths fall into this category. The abbreviations the use sometimes are meaningless

They will always be quick to tell you that English does not pay bills

Good for her.

CriticMaestro:
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village pipul?

Typical Kkkkkkk ladies, hope you understand.

They call it no time

HOEloriburuku sombori

dominique:
When say they should express themselves in clear English, they will say English is not their mother-tongue. She should go and apply for a job in her language.

and did the lady send the text in her mother's language?? Coz I don't understand this your analogy

Lol! Typical lazy Nigerian Youth

Correct man...You chat with me using this disgusting and childish abbrevaitions i just ignore you...dull brains

If you call them lazy youths now, they'll start hyperventilating.

I just don't know how so many of them managed to pass English in their secondary school.

Maybe, I'm guessing, they did it the lazy way they know best: cheating, who knows...?

Let's look at it from another perspective...

See connection in play...

Imagine the people that applied and are qualified... yet them nor go get job...
The Oga forming that the girl used abbreviations would have most likely given her the job if not for her abbreviations...
#nohating o...

So who nor know person for this country cannot get job ni...

#inorsupport the girl and
#inor support the man.
#girlnotgood,mannotsaint either.

biacan:
He should also tell you when to stop coming

You can't even spell "coach" makes me kind of wonder the kind of coaching you want to deliver
Pls edit ur signature...

CriticMaestro:
Mumu black man, that is how u might miss on a great talent...always looking for stupid cheap respect...rubbish...to say na oyingbo type slangs giv u now, u for dey shake tail like bingo

Shame on you.

I know why you're taking it personal.

Birds of the same feather.

A so called talent that cannot string good sentences together is not even to be considered a talent at all in the first place.

Omo see gobe. but short cut is allow nah... since u understand wat she writes

Haaa village people

Too bad. Getting used to abbreviating isn't too good. You just might forgetfully use it in the wrong places.


Have you seen my profile?

CriticMaestro:
Mumu black man, that is how u might miss on a great talent...always looking for stupid cheap respect...rubbish...to say na oyingbo type slangs giv u now, u for dey shake tail like bingo

I read comments like yours and I laugh.

Obviously u lack entrepreneurial skills. Is she applying for a job in shorthand? What's the use of using shorthand for someone who's not close to you?

Receive small sense, because a lot of it will and can confuse you.